Re: Askthepizzaguy Mafia II: The Revengening [Game Thread]
Originally Posted by Visorslash
This is the worst part of mafia. The bit after the night phase but before the writeup you know is coming soon. :P
What, the part where you're eagerly waiting to see if your kill attempts went through okay?
Heh, just kidding.
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EDIT: Oh and hello again everybody. As Romanic eloquently illustrated, I've been inactive the past day phase due to it being the week before my exams and me not having been to that many lectures the past semester. Sorry, I'll try my best to follow what's going on. It'll sort out after friday at latest.
Last edited by ArpeggiateTHIS; 05-16-2011 at 10:54.
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Re: Askthepizzaguy Mafia II: The Revengening [Game Thread]
NIGHT SIX
Another day in this carnival of souls
Another night settles in as quickly as it goes
The memories are shadows; ink on the page
And I can't seem to find my way home
And it's almost like
Your heaven's trying everything
Your heaven's trying everything
To keep me out
All the places I've been and things I've seen
A million stories that made up a million shattered dreams
The faces of people I'll never see again
And I can't seem to find my way home
Cause it's almost like
Your heaven's trying everything
To break me down
Cause it's almost like
Your heaven's trying everything
To keep me out
-- Five Finger Death Punch
The dark Necromancer looked at the remains of the fallen Diamondeye, and muttered some arcane words. In a flash, the ashes of Diamondeye were collected in an urn. The Necromancer chanted, and soon, the urn vanished, and was replaced with the unconscious body of a man in a rabbit suit.
Soon, the fallen Diamondeye rose, proclaiming that he was "late".... indeed, he was late for a "very important date".
______________________________
Robbiecon sat in his blue Jaguar XK 120, trying to relax after another difficult day. At least they got one....
Soon enough, Robbiecon was approached on both sides of the vehicle. To the rear of the vehicle stood a smaller figure, and to the front of the vehicle stood the taller one, wearing a mask. The pair did not look at one another, but focused on Robbiecon.
Robbiecon took one look to the back and the front of the vehicle and decided to speed away from there. He floored the gas pedal, and plowed into the taller figure wearing a mask, who sprawled across the hood wielding a ceremonial knife of some kind. As Robbiecon sped through the streets of The Purgatory, he began rolling up the windows and locking his doors. He even tried turning on the windshield wipers to get rid of that pest on the hood, but it was met with little success.
The creep on the hood attempted to stab through the windshield, and was actually able to smash through with its fists. Robbiecon tried desperately to dodge the furious swings of the ceremonial blade, not even noticing that there were a cluster of red turtle shells following closely behind his vehicle.
With a smash, three of the tires blew out, causing the vehicle to flip completely over.
Robbiecon tried to pull himself from the smoking wreckage, only to find himself peering up at a terrifying presence. The masked figure attacked, stabbing Robbiecon repeatedly in the back, the neck, and the chest, until he was no more.
______________________________
The Angelic One shuffled the cards again, and noticed that the Ten of Spades had returned from the pile of ashes.
"Thirty cards remain... now, thirty-one."
The Angelic One held out two more cards, and watched them burn.
"Twenty-nine cards remain.... it is only a matter of time."
Suddenly, the 7 of Spades vanished from the deck.
"Impossible... No one leaves this place alive."
______________________________
Death is yonder noticed his name in the writeup, and began slamming his head against the desk. Everyone else continued reading.
He was a dark, imposing figure. None would dare to challenge him. His amber eyes peered out into the night, and he could sense someone approaching. The figure was cold.... and would have been undetectable under normal circumstances, if not for the disturbance the Dark Lord felt in the Force.... it was as if the Force was warning him that death was yonder.
Death is yonder did not feel fear, only hatred. He raised his hands and began channeling dark energies, and started directing the powerful current at his attacker. The figure continued to approach, as if unfazed by this life-sapping energy.
Roaring viciously, Death is yonder unleashed his red lightsaber, and tapped into the Force. He charged the approaching figure, and impaled the being clean through the chest, and stared with hateful eyes at his victim.
The tall, muscular figure was battered and scarred from many previous battles. Indeed, the injuries it had sustained looked at least life-threatening, not to mention the lightsaber embedded in its chest. Instead of collapsing to the ground, the creature flashed Death is yonder a grin, baring its fangs.... and the dark one's confident expression began to wither.
The creature grabbed Death is yonder by the wrists, breaking them both instantly. This creature was far more powerful than an ordinary being.... the creature unfurled its enormous, black wings, and lifted them both off of the ground. Death is yonder struggled with the creature, trying to summon the Force to assist, but he found himself unable to concentrate.
The winged creature tossed Death is yonder into the side of a concrete building, sending him flying through the steel and concrete wall, landing on the floor inside. Death is yonder rolled to a stop, and attempted to get to his feet.
The winged being burst through the ceiling, landing on top of Death is yonder, and it began beating the Dark Lord mercilessly with its spiked mace.
Death is yonder cried out in pain and hatred, and turned to blast the fanged being into oblivion with Force Lightning. The attack blew the spiked mace out of the hands of the powerful being, but the pain and burning, rotting flesh didn't even slow it down. The creature immediately drew two long, shimmering blades, and decapitated Death is yonder with one clean stroke.
The Dark Lord of the Sith was no more.
______________________________
The green-eyed being approached once more. This time, he was going to kill.... and nothing was going to stop him.
The tall, powerful figure expected the attack this time, and prepared a magical shield. The green-eyed attacker just laughed, and prepared to cleave right through the shield with its long, impossibly powerful blade.
Suddenly, a familiar flash engulfed the tall, powerful figure once more, and it disappeared. In its place, there was a tiny, tiny creature.
"What? I don't believe it.... not again."
The tiny creature was protected by the magic shield, but seemed otherwise quite defenseless. The green-eyed figure summoned a meteor from the sky, and sent it crashing down upon the tiny creature inside the shimmering sphere of light.
The shield held, miraculously.
"I will destroy you. It is only a matter of time. Your luck is running out."
The Green-eyed figure walked away, seething with anger.
______________________________
Renata finished entering all of the items into the SkyNet Analysis Database. The final item had been scanned, and confirmed to be from the South Park Mafia.
"It's done. I have all the evidence I need."
She took the items with her, and approached the tallest building in all of The Purgatory. She opened the doors and went inside, as lightning roared outside, and the rains poured down.
"What is it you think you're doing?"
Renata turned, and saw the Angel.
"Unraveling your plot, of course. You didn't really think we would just sit back and let you take over the galaxy, did you?"
"The Galaxy? Don't you mean, a galaxy? Just one of billions in one of many dimensions? Surely you don't believe I am so small...."
"Of course not. I've learned a lot about you in the time I've been here. Enough to put a stop to your plans, at least in one part of space."
"You believe you can resist ME? Others have tried. All have failed. You're nothing compared to me. You cannot stop me."
"I know the source of your power, and I know how to counter-act it. Using data I've collected from SkyNet, I'm able to create a small containment field around my body which shields me from your influence."
"So.... you're not as stupid as I thought. You see through the illusion. But that is only a fraction of my power. I am all-powerful. I am a GOD."
"Not yet, you aren't. You still rely on the Weapon to give you strength. I can stop you."
Renata ignited her purple lightsaber, and stood in the Vaapad stance.
"Foolish Jedi. These toys are too much for you. Give them all to me, and I may decide to spare your miserable life."
"I don't think so... your rule is at an end. And it wasn't short enough!"
"You had your chance. Now you will face final judgment."
The Angelic One drew a frighteningly long blade, and looked at the Jedi with burning eyes. His long, grey hair partially covered his face. Renata summoned the Force, and moved into action. The Angelic One swung with unmatched speed and ferocity, the blade nearly cleaving the Jedi in half. But Renata was just fast enough to avoid the blow. She swung her lightsaber in retaliation, clipping the Angelic One along one side of his face, and rolled to safety. The Angelic being was surprised by the move, and felt the damage done to its perfect form.
"I hate to grab and go, but I have bigger fish to fry than just you. None of you will be able to take over the universe, if and when you ever escape from this place. We know about you. We will resist you. We know how to stop you."
As fast as she could, Renata ran toward the Super Vague Weapon of Ambiguously Decided Doom, and entered a series of commands into the control panel.
The Angel turned, and looked at Renata, eyes burning with hatred. The being unfurled its enormous white wings and flew toward the Weapon, preparing to cleave Renata in half.
The Weapon activated, and Renata disappeared in a cloud of blue energy.
The Angel screamed with madness...... and in an instant, large sections of The Purgatory were engulfed in hellish flame.
___________________________
TOWN VICTORY.
WINNER: RENATA
10% defender chance. (Purple lightsaber, can be used to defend someone) SPACE MAFIA
80% chance of theft (Blaster, can be used to stun someone and take their things)
10% bulletproof chance. (King Arthur's shield, can protect one from attack. Or is it five?) PYTHON MAFIA
100% conversion chance. (Vampire blood- can only be used twice when all allies are destroyed) DARK FALLS MAFIA / CHAOTIC
A completely inoffensive name
ArpeggiateTHIS2 (Replacing Classical_Hero2)
Backwards Logic
Beefy187
Believer
Bow-wow-wow
Chaotix
Crazed Rabbit
dcmort93
Diamondeye
Earthling
Fluffyone
God Emperor
Greyblades
landlubber
Link
Psychonaut
Red_Spy
Romanic
shlin28
Skooma Addict
Subotan
Visorslash
Warman
Winston Hughes (Replacing GamezRule)
Yaseikhaan (Replacing Mythmonster2)
Deceased-
Jeremy Bentham- Jeremy Bentham [Evil] NPC Mafia (Mini Mafia III- Philosopher's Mafia) Red Joker
Niccolo Machiavelli- Niccolo Machiavelli [Evil] NPC Mafia (Mini Mafia III- Philosopher's Mafia) Black Joker
-------------Night Zero Captain Blackadder- Jerry Seinfeld [Neutral] Bizarro Mafia (Vexing Mafia) 2 of Clubs
-------------Day One TheFlax- Blitzen [Evil] Bizarro Mafia (The Night Santa Went Crazy) 3 of Spades classical_hero- The Black Beast of Aarrrghhh [Evil] Python Mafia (Monty Python and the Holy Grail) Queen of Clubs Kagemusha- Itchy and Scratchy [Evil] Springfield Mafia (The Full Monty) 8 of Hearts ByzantineKnight- El Gigante [Evil] Dark Falls Mafia (Resident Evil: Dark Falls) Jack of Clubs Seon- Alfred Branagh/SCREWTAPE [CHAOTIC] Dark Falls Mafia (THE SHADOW FORT) 8 of Clubs B_ray- The Killer Rabbit [Evil] Python Mafia (Monty Python and the Holy Grail) King of Clubs
-------------Night One YLC- Hammer Brother [Evil] Evil Mafia (MarioKart Madness) 7 of Clubs
-------------Day Two Diana Abnoba- Andross Oikonny [Evil] Evil Mafia (Star Fox- Lylat Wars) 3 of Diamonds Csargo- Porcupiney the Porcupine [Evil] South Park Mafia (South Park- Imaginationland) Ace of Hearts ArpeggiateTHIS- Sideshow Bob/GANONDORF [SERIAL KILLER] Springfield Mafia (ZELDA- WAR IN HYRULE) 10 of Clubs
-------------Night Two civplayah- Professor Farnsworth [Evil] Springfield Mafia (Futurama Drama Mafiama) 9 of Hearts
-------------Day Three choxorn- Satanic Choir Director James Marshall [Evil] Psychotic Mafia (The Chainsaw Gang) 6 of Spades Zack- Klingon Assassin [Evil] Space Mafia (Mini Mafia V- Star Trek) 8 of Spades
-------------Night Three Major Robert Dump- Rudolph [Evil] Bizarro Mafia (The Night Santa Went Crazy) 2 of Diamonds
-------------Day Four Beskar- Detective Psycho Andy [Neutral] Psychotic Mafia (Psycho Mafia I) 5 of Diamonds Jolt- Supreme Grandmaster Bane Anded [Neutral] Space Mafia (Star Wars: Fall of the Order) Ace of Clubs Captain Blackadder2- Claire Raval [Evil] Dark Falls Mafia (Resident Evil: Dark Falls) 5 of Spades
-------------Night Four
(No one)
-------------Day Five B_Ray2- Squirrely the Squirrel [Evil] South Park Mafia (South Park: Imaginationland) 3 of Hearts Autolycus- Android Lore [Evil] Space Mafia (Mini Mafia VII- Star Trek TNG) 4 of Diamonds Ironside- Kansas C. Smith [Evil] Cosa Nostra (Resident Evil: Omega) Queen of Diamonds
-------------Night Five
(revived)
-------------Day Six Robbiecon- Askthepizzaguy [Evil] Cosa Nostra (The Golden Rule) King of Diamonds Death is yonder- Darth Kojiro, Dark Lord of the Sith [Evil] Space Mafia (Star Wars- Fall of the Order) Ace of Diamonds
-------------Night Six
Begin DAY SEVEN
Because Renata has escaped in victorious fashion, the Good team (Renata) takes the top prize.
A Team Victory is now worth only as much as a Faction Victory (3 points). The Team Victory is awarded to Renata.
You will now battle it out for second place Team Victory (3 points).
Vote now on the following items:
10% bulletproof chance. (blue Jaguar XK 120, allows for a quick escape)
10% vigilante kill chance. (Red lightsaber, can be used to attack someone)
10% retaliatory kill chance. (The animator Terry Gilliam, who suffers a fatal heart attack when you die....)
10% bus driver chance. (golden powder, can cause exposions and disorientation)
10% investigatory chance. (Jedi Holocron, allows you to learn more about someone) FACTION SCANNING ITEM
??% ???? (WHITE EYES) Unknown Item
Game continues!
Last edited by Askthepizzaguy; 05-16-2011 at 11:30.
Re: Askthepizzaguy Mafia II: The Revengening [Game Thread]
...I was right about a good aligned faction?...uh... does this count as a good thing?
Oh and by the way, our chaotic friend is alive again. I guess our reviver is chaotic aswell.
Last edited by Greyblades; 05-16-2011 at 11:40.
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Re: Askthepizzaguy Mafia II: The Revengening [Game Thread]
Originally Posted by Visorslash
This is worse than God Emperor dying.
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What ? Edit: Ah I see now =>.
*brings a curse on Renata!* You tricky.. Sly... KITTEH !
@Backwards logic, now with Renata gone, I am not even certain what she has told you. Could we speak whenever you have the time ? (@ msn: ElvenVeil@hotmail.com)
Last edited by God Emperor; 05-16-2011 at 11:56.
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Re: Askthepizzaguy Mafia II: The Revengening [Game Thread]
Actually, why don't we ALL bet one credit on Diamondeye, so we don't lose many credits. Anyone who doesn't follow this pattern should be looked upon with suspiscion.
Re: Askthepizzaguy Mafia II: The Revengening [Game Thread]
But if there is a twist, (which there could be.) then we lost little.
I mean seriously, they knew we would lynch Diamondeye as soon as he was revived. But if he was revived as a different faction, then we'd all lose our credits.
There's always a twist with Pizza.
I suppose you're right. I'll wait until I get my PM from ATPG until I raise my bet.
Re: Askthepizzaguy Mafia II: The Revengening [Game Thread]
Thanks to information from a new friend, we should NOT lynch Diamondeye. Otherwise they will keep reviving him or Seon every night phase and keep killing us as well. We NEED to find the reviver badly.
I can claim for sure it isn't Warman and that he is town. I'm willing to bet that Greyblades is town considering recent actions. I am not like Romanic's actions at the moment, or the fact that Red SPy has't been replaced. Either he is away, which I doubt, or he is lurking. (Most likely as mafia.)
Re: Askthepizzaguy Mafia II: The Revengening [Game Thread]
What's going on with Link? Correct me if I'm wrong but he's been lurking for most of the game.
Fold; Bet: 5 credits on Link
EDIT: And GE I think that if Visor is scum, he's doing the world's worst job of being inconspicuous. Unless his tactic is to stand out and make the most obvious posts possible, I think we just have a very silly townie on our hands.
EDITEDIT: And ATPG, why can DE be revived but I can't get Ganon back? It makes me sad. He'll change his ways, honest.
Last edited by ArpeggiateTHIS; 05-16-2011 at 12:34.
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Re: Askthepizzaguy Mafia II: The Revengening [Game Thread]
Originally Posted by johnhughthom
Well played Renata, I've been secretly rooting for you to get that victory.
I note some have been saying how easy that victory was.
Hold your sentiment until you see the game setup, because honestly, Renata only made it look easy. That was perhaps the most difficult mission out of anyone's.
Re: Askthepizzaguy Mafia II: The Revengening [Game Thread]
Just finished a marathon reading of the whole thread in all its insane glory (including the monstrous debacle that was Earthling vs MRD) to find that the top victory is lost already. And, as if that wasn't bad enough, DE has come back from the dead, thus ruining the one good thing to come out of Renata's labyrinthine manipulations. All that remains now is for pizza to send the PM explaining that the measly pile of credits my predecessor left behind has been stolen.
Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy
Re: Askthepizzaguy Mafia II: The Revengening [Game Thread]
Edit: Ah I see now =>.
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