Don't want to give away too much information, but I won my election for a position in my uni's student government.
What should my first act be?
I won my Uni's Student Government election.
Don't want to give away too much information, but I won my election for a position in my uni's student government.
What should my first act be?
Re: I won my Uni's Student Government election.
Kill all those who opposed you
There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford
My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.
I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.
Re: I won my Uni's Student Government election.
Can't. It is written into the student constitution.Originally Posted by Strike For The South
Friggen hippies.
Re: I won my Uni's Student Government election.
Demand the right of Droit du seigneur
There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford
My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.
I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.
Re: I won my Uni's Student Government election.
Insist that gentlemanly duels be instituted as conflict resolution. Deadly force is encouraged.
Re: I won my Uni's Student Government election.
Secede and form an independent republic.
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Re: I won my Uni's Student Government election.
+1
My name is VehoNex and I approve Strike's message.
Tho' I've belted you an' flayed you,
By the livin' Gawd that made you,
You're a better man than I am, Gunga Din!
Re: I won my Uni's Student Government election.
Amend the school constitution with all sorts of helpful and common sense additions, and then sneak inside the fine print a clause making you president for life, and and commissioning a total of two dozen statues of yourself. Then, form a University militia to be trained by ROTC dropouts. Institute a school-wide draft, then pick a fight with your university's rival. When you burn their campus to the ground, you will be forever remembered as a hero by your peers and they will not think to challenge your authority.
Re: I won my Uni's Student Government election.
Amazing. I support this.
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Re: I won my Uni's Student Government election.
He doesn't want to "give too much information" because he doesn't want us to sabotage his political career by posting those photos of him with the rabbits and the crisco and the duct tape. Anyway, I know what college he goes to, so please PM me to commence ensuing political blackmail.
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Re: I won my Uni's Student Government election.
There are lots of Socialists hanging about on College Campuses, you could go the way of Chavez, suspend the school constitution, give yourself unlimited power and authority, redistribute the wealth of students, so that the Football players get the worst dorms, and the students that are there to learn something get the good dorms... all of course under the pretense of giving greater liberty and equality for all. Of course, you need to take your cut too El Presidente!
Re: I won my Uni's Student Government election.
by god... ur all netnerds.
ofcours your first act would be summon the cheerleading squad and all the other hot ladies to your office and a good get-to-know-eachother. neketttt....!!
We do not sow.
Re: I won my Uni's Student Government election.
Forget that. You need to go Pinochet on their commie butts. Start a secret police, arrest random students and allow the YWC to form an experimental penal colony on the quad.
Last edited by A Nerd; 05-30-2011 at 14:27. Reason: language
Re: I won my Uni's Student Government election.
Pssh, I don't plan on having a political career until I am middle aged. I just don't want you guys to think that you could spend the night at my place while you pass through because we are "org buddies".
Re: I won my Uni's Student Government election.
Hogwash. That's part of being a member of the org. The UGLIs used to have a reunion all the time. I lived with Lemur for 4 months once, and SFTS crashes at my place all the time when he goes down to the Red River to gamble with the indians.
Baby Quit Your Cryin' Put Your Clown Britches On!!!
Re: I won my Uni's Student Government election.
- Examine the budget and make eliminate unnecessary expenses/programs
-Use the excess money to promote marijuana legalization and free love
You should be plenty popular.
Last edited by Ice; 05-31-2011 at 18:51.
Re: I won my Uni's Student Government election.
No idea but congrats
Re: I won my Uni's Student Government election.
Whats your style?
Bismarkian: start a small war with an isolated enemy.
Louis XIV: invade Holland for no good reason so no-one ever trusts you again.
Lincoln-ian: suspend habeus corpus
Clinton-esque: "Oh Monica..."
Kennedy-esque "Oh Marilyn..."
Hoover: Give a dam.
Churchill: Be a racist mentally ill alcoholic with no friends and stick it to the Nazis.
Pick a leader, adopt their style and stick with it.
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Re: I won my Uni's Student Government election.
Best pun of the day, so far
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