There are lots of Socialists hanging about on College Campuses, you could go the way of Chavez, suspend the school constitution, give yourself unlimited power and authority, redistribute the wealth of students, so that the Football players get the worst dorms, and the students that are there to learn something get the good dorms... all of course under the pretense of giving greater liberty and equality for all. Of course, you need to take your cut too El Presidente!