Re: Askthepizzaguy Mafia II: The Revengening [Game Thread]
Justin Bieber made a cover of this.
"They're just overloaded from the spamgasm."-Askthepizzaguy
"... Either your as destructive as the most depraved 4 channer or so devious that you can cause the most trouble while acting utterly oblivious as to make us think your too dumb to be doing this intentionally... and the scary thing is I cant help but think the latter."-Greyblades
"Thefluffyone is the greatest thing to happen to the .org since Beefy187."-Askthepizzaguy
"TheFluffyOne makes me feel moist."-Askthepizzaguy
Re: Askthepizzaguy Mafia II: The Revengening [Game Thread]
What, is everyone speechless from the song I posted?
If you want, I can just have an argument with myself.
"They're just overloaded from the spamgasm."-Askthepizzaguy
"... Either your as destructive as the most depraved 4 channer or so devious that you can cause the most trouble while acting utterly oblivious as to make us think your too dumb to be doing this intentionally... and the scary thing is I cant help but think the latter."-Greyblades
"Thefluffyone is the greatest thing to happen to the .org since Beefy187."-Askthepizzaguy
"TheFluffyOne makes me feel moist."-Askthepizzaguy
Re: Askthepizzaguy Mafia II: The Revengening [Game Thread]
Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy
They're just overloaded from the spamgasm.
.............
Another sig quote.
"They're just overloaded from the spamgasm."-Askthepizzaguy
"... Either your as destructive as the most depraved 4 channer or so devious that you can cause the most trouble while acting utterly oblivious as to make us think your too dumb to be doing this intentionally... and the scary thing is I cant help but think the latter."-Greyblades
"Thefluffyone is the greatest thing to happen to the .org since Beefy187."-Askthepizzaguy
"TheFluffyOne makes me feel moist."-Askthepizzaguy
Re: Askthepizzaguy Mafia II: The Revengening [Game Thread]
Jolt I did not "admit" I was wrong about anything about you and you're still a liar. If you're going to bother to post while dead come up with something that is actually plausible, instead of keeping on insisting on things that aren't true because you didn't read the rules or the write ups.
There was a big high wall there that tried to stop me
Sign was painted, it said private property
But on the back side it didn't say nothing
This land was made for you and me
Re: Askthepizzaguy Mafia II: The Revengening [Game Thread]
NIGHT EIGHT
See The Sunlight
We Ain't Stoppin’
Keep On Dancing Till The World Ends
If You Feel It
Let It Happen
Keep On Dancing Till The World Ends
Keep On Dancing Till The World Ends
Keep On Dancing Till The World Ends
See The Sunlight
We Ain't Stoppin’
Keep On Dancing Till The World Ends
If You Feel It
Let It Happen
Keep On Dancing Till The World Ends
-- Britney Spears
Crazed Rabbit was standing by a street lamp, itching for a fight. His brass knuckles shone in the darkness. He obviously wasn't looking to fight fair.
Nor were his assailants, who approached from both ends of the street.
By the time Crazed Rabbit noticed them, they were almost on top of him. But the man in the fedora would not go down without a fight. He saw the golden luger gleaming in the shadows, and dove behind a nearby vehicle. He was not quite fast enough, as he felt a bullet strike him in the shoulder. Certain he could pull through, he scurried around to the other side of the vehicle to avoid the hail of golden bullets.
Just then, he heard the dreadful sound of a chainsaw roaring to life. A masked figure was just behind him, about to saw him to pieces! Thinking quickly, the Crazed Rabbit tossed his fedora at the chainsaw figure's face, and jumped to the side to avoid a lethal-looking swing. He balled up his fist and punched the crazed killer in the face, and the maniac went down.
He felt the sting of another golden bullet impact him in the back, and he felt fear... this was really it. The bullet wound was bleeding quite profusely, and there was going to be no surviving this time. He went mad, and charged toward his attacker, determined to slay whoever it was. He felt the impact of more bullets in the stomach and shoulder, and he nearly fell to the ground... but out of pure rage, he continued onward, and punched his attacker in the face. The figure with the golden luger went down.
Crazed Rabbit dropped to his knees from the pain. There was no more fight left in him. When he heard the sound of the chainsaw buzzing through his neck, he gave no further resistance.
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dcmort93 was still a bit shaken up from earlier events. He seemed to be paranoid, in fact... as he wiped the blood from his busted lip, he thought he heard the sounds of breathing.... or snorting.... or something.
Then he saw the creature, as it lunged from the darkness. Its golden eyes gleamed. dcmort raised his weapon, but it was already too late. Whatever it was wasted no time tearing dcmort limb from limb, and leaving his corpse in tattered pieces in the middle of the street.
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Red_Spy could sense her attacker approaching. And she knew this was coming. The Plagas Queen prepared her deadly tentacles and began to transform.....
The masked figure held a ceremonial knife, and brazenly attacked the huge, hideous beast without fear, stabbing her in the heart.
The Plagas queen was mortally wounded, and it seemed all the fight had gone out of her. Her tentacles began to disintegrate, and her cruel, twisted face melted away to reveal....
Spoiler Alert, click show to read:
A slender, heartbroken young woman. She provided absolutely no resistance as the masked figure stabbed her in the heart once more, ending her life.
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Kagemusha suspected an attack, and raised a magical shield around himself. From the shadows, a lean, powerful figure brandishing a pair of long medieval swords attacked. The swords could not penetrate the magical shield.
The figure bared its fangs and hissed cruelly, and Kagemusha looked on the creature, and could tell that this was no ordinary figure. It was something supernatural.
The wounded figure spread its massive, black wings, and escaped back into the darkness. The stench permeated the air long afterward.
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The tall, powerful figure suspected he would be attacked again, and was prepared. He prepared to defend himself, but noticed that the magic he would summon wasn't working.
Within moments, the vulnerability of the powerful figure became apparent, and from the shadows came a figure with one wing, and a green eye. Just before the tall figure was cleaved in two by a gigantic, slender sword, it disappeared in a bright blue flash.
In his place, there stood another figure, who seemed very lost and confused.
The green-eyed assailant swung the giant slender blade, and it made contact.... with a magical shield of some kind.
Zapp Brannigan: "Aha, foul evildoer, it seems your primitive weapons are no match for standard force-field technology. It seems I've outsmarted you by activating my personal shield without even remembering to do so. As a matter of fact, I don't recall ever owning a personal shield generator. But somehow, I've won, due to my superior manly awesomeness."
The green-eyed figure looked at the shielded Brannigan with pure, unfiltered rage. The figure stood back, and unleashed a powerful spell....
Brannigan and the miraculous shield around him were lifted high into the hellish sky, where the heavens themselves began to swirl around the spherical form. They were drawn in by awesome, terrifying power, until Brannigan and his shield were encased in a cloud of burning, superheated gas. In an instant, there was a massive burst of power, as the gasses ignited in a fusion reaction. The shield began to buckle, as the material in the sky collapsed in on the shield, shattering it, and causing the heavens to erupt in a massive SUPERNOVA.
The one-winged angel flew toward the prone Brannigan, and delivered a devastating combination of slashes with its gigantic blade, dicing the foolish one to tiny pieces.
The angelic figure stayed aloft in the sky, as bloody fragments of Warman rained down from the heavens.
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Summary of events:
Warman has been murdered!
Spoiler Alert, click show to read:
Warman was Zapp Brannigan, of the Springfield Mafia Faction!
Spoiler Alert, click show to read:
Warman was Evil!
Jack of Hearts
Crazed Rabbit has been murdered!
Spoiler Alert, click show to read:
Crazed Rabbit was Vincenzo Valerio, of the Cosa Nostra Faction!
Spoiler Alert, click show to read:
Crazed Rabbit was Evil!
6 of Clubs
dcmort93 has been murdered!
Spoiler Alert, click show to read:
dcmort93 was Arnold Grande, of the Dark Falls Mafia Faction!
Spoiler Alert, click show to read:
dcmort93 was Evil!
Jack of Spades
Red_Spy has been murdered!
Spoiler Alert, click show to read:
Red_Spy was Alyssa Martin, of the Dark Falls Mafia Faction!
A completely inoffensive name
ArpeggiateTHIS2 (Replacing Classical_Hero2)
Backwards Logic
Beefy187
Earthling
Fluffyone
God Emperor
Greyblades
Link
Kagemusha
Psychonaut
Romanic
shlin28
Skooma Addict
Subotan
Visorslash
Winston Hughes (Replacing GamezRule)
Yaseikhaan (Replacing Mythmonster2)
Deceased-
Jeremy Bentham- Jeremy Bentham [Evil] NPC Mafia (Mini Mafia III- Philosopher's Mafia) Red Joker
Niccolo Machiavelli- Niccolo Machiavelli [Evil] NPC Mafia (Mini Mafia III- Philosopher's Mafia) Black Joker
-------------Night Zero Captain Blackadder- Jerry Seinfeld [Neutral] Bizarro Mafia (Vexing Mafia) 2 of Clubs
-------------Day One TheFlax- Blitzen [Evil] Bizarro Mafia (The Night Santa Went Crazy) 3 of Spades classical_hero- The Black Beast of Aarrrghhh [Evil] Python Mafia (Monty Python and the Holy Grail) Queen of Clubs ByzantineKnight- El Gigante [Evil] Dark Falls Mafia (Resident Evil: Dark Falls) Jack of Clubs Seon- Alfred Branagh/SCREWTAPE [CHAOTIC] Dark Falls Mafia (THE SHADOW FORT) 8 of Clubs B_ray- The Killer Rabbit [Evil] Python Mafia (Monty Python and the Holy Grail) King of Clubs
-------------Night One YLC- Hammer Brother [Evil] Evil Mafia (MarioKart Madness) 7 of Clubs
-------------Day Two Diana Abnoba- Andross Oikonny [Evil] Evil Mafia (Star Fox- Lylat Wars) 3 of Diamonds Csargo- Porcupiney the Porcupine [Evil] South Park Mafia (South Park- Imaginationland) Ace of Hearts ArpeggiateTHIS- Sideshow Bob/GANONDORF [SERIAL KILLER] Springfield Mafia (ZELDA- WAR IN HYRULE) 10 of Clubs
-------------Night Two civplayah- Professor Farnsworth [Evil] Springfield Mafia (Futurama Drama Mafiama) 9 of Hearts
-------------Day Three choxorn- Satanic Choir Director James Marshall [Evil] Psychotic Mafia (The Chainsaw Gang) 6 of Spades Zack- Klingon Assassin [Evil] Space Mafia (Mini Mafia V- Star Trek) 8 of Spades
-------------Night Three Major Robert Dump- Rudolph [Evil] Bizarro Mafia (The Night Santa Went Crazy) 2 of Diamonds
-------------Day Four Beskar- Detective Psycho Andy [Neutral] Psychotic Mafia (Psycho Mafia I) 5 of Diamonds Jolt- Supreme Grandmaster Bane Anded [Neutral] Space Mafia (Star Wars: Fall of the Order) Ace of Clubs Captain Blackadder2- Claire Raval [Evil] Dark Falls Mafia (Resident Evil: Dark Falls) 5 of Spades
-------------Night Four
(No one)
-------------Day Five B_Ray2- Squirrely the Squirrel [Evil] South Park Mafia (South Park: Imaginationland) 3 of Hearts Autolycus- Android Lore [Evil] Space Mafia (Mini Mafia VII- Star Trek TNG) 4 of Diamonds Ironside- Kansas C. Smith [Evil] Cosa Nostra (Resident Evil: Omega) Queen of Diamonds
-------------Night Five
(revived)
-------------Day Six Robbiecon- Askthepizzaguy [Evil] Cosa Nostra (The Golden Rule) King of Diamonds Death is yonder- Darth Kojiro, Dark Lord of the Sith [Evil] Space Mafia (Star Wars- Fall of the Order) Ace of Diamonds
-------------Night Six Diamondeye- White_Eyes:D/CRAZED RABBIT [CHAOTIC] Cosa Nostra(CAPO DI TUTTI CAPI III) 10 of Spades -------------Day Seven Believer- Waylon Smithers [Evil] Springfield Mafia (Mini Simpsons Mafia) Queen of Spades landlubber- Salvatore Valerio [Evil] Cosa Nostra (Askthepizzaguy Mafia) 6 of Diamonds Bow-wow-wow- Beary the Bear [Evil] South Park Mafia (South Park: Imaginationland) 5 of Clubs
-------------Night Seven Chaotix- Satan/KING DODONGO [CHAOTIC] South Park Mafia (ZELDA- WAR IN HYRULE) 2 of Hearts Chaotix- King Dodongo/KAFEI [ANJU'S LOVER] South Park Mafia (ZELDA- WAR IN HYRULE) King of Hearts
-------------Day Eight Warman- Zapp Brannigan [Evil] Springfield Mafia (Futurama Drama Mafiama) Jack of Hearts Crazed Rabbit- Vincenzo Valerio [Evil] Cosa Nostra (Askthepizzaguy Mafia) 6 of Clubs dcmort93- Arnold "Colmillo" Grande [Evil]Dark Falls Mafia(Resident Evil: Dark Falls) Jack of Spades Red_Spy- Alyssa Martin[Evil] Dark Falls Mafia (Resident Evil: Dark Falls) 2 of Spades Red_Spy- Alyssa Martin/ANJU[KAFEI'S LOVER] Dark Falls Mafia (Resident Evil: Dark Falls) Queen of Hearts
-------------Night Eight
Items to be voted on:
10% retaliatory kill chance. (Mirror Shield, allows you to kill your attacker)
100% ????? (Pendant of Memories, unknown effects)
10% defender chance. (Brass knuckles, can be used to engage in a brawl)
10% vigilante kill chance. (Golden Luger, can be used to sometimes perform a kill)
Re: Askthepizzaguy Mafia II: The Revengening [Game Thread]
So Red_Spy is dead.
Was he even active?
"They're just overloaded from the spamgasm."-Askthepizzaguy
"... Either your as destructive as the most depraved 4 channer or so devious that you can cause the most trouble while acting utterly oblivious as to make us think your too dumb to be doing this intentionally... and the scary thing is I cant help but think the latter."-Greyblades
"Thefluffyone is the greatest thing to happen to the .org since Beefy187."-Askthepizzaguy
"TheFluffyOne makes me feel moist."-Askthepizzaguy
Re: Askthepizzaguy Mafia II: The Revengening [Game Thread]
60 of my credits got stolen?
.......................
Well then......
"They're just overloaded from the spamgasm."-Askthepizzaguy
"... Either your as destructive as the most depraved 4 channer or so devious that you can cause the most trouble while acting utterly oblivious as to make us think your too dumb to be doing this intentionally... and the scary thing is I cant help but think the latter."-Greyblades
"Thefluffyone is the greatest thing to happen to the .org since Beefy187."-Askthepizzaguy
"TheFluffyOne makes me feel moist."-Askthepizzaguy
Re: Askthepizzaguy Mafia II: The Revengening [Game Thread]
Ummm can I just make an observation here?
Since Kage, Romanic and BL seem to be immune to any sort of chaotic attack, is the game pretty much over? All we need is for those three to survive and just kill off everyone else. Guaranteed win.
Re: Askthepizzaguy Mafia II: The Revengening [Game Thread]
Originally Posted by a completely inoffensive name
Ummm can I just make an observation here?
Since Kage, Romanic and BL seem to be immune to any sort of chaotic attack, is the game pretty much over? All we need is for those three to survive and just kill off everyone else. Guaranteed win.
I've been saying that for days, but basically yes. As long as we're careful that a townie coalition of at least two factions is around the chaotics are dead, sounds like victory. And so last night was of course great news in that only lurkers, inactives, or suspects got killed off. I have no clue who several of those vigilantes were, if they coordinated or cooperated with anyone else or acted alone, and why. (well, dcmort seems to be one and responsible for a prior kill of his own too, but don't know who killed him in turn last night, or Red_Spy) So a little worrisome but the noose seems to really be narrowing on the chaotics.
My guess is that we look at the Psychotics for a chaotic cover role, especially unknown Psychotics (we know about Yaseikhaan and Beefy). A fifth chaotic could be somewhere else with a few choices, if there are six Bizarros or Evil mafia (the three Evil mafia we know about are townies) then they are worth a solid look.
There was a big high wall there that tried to stop me
Sign was painted, it said private property
But on the back side it didn't say nothing
This land was made for you and me
Re: Askthepizzaguy Mafia II: The Revengening [Game Thread]
Is there a case you can make public on that or only info you have and can't reveal?
I unfortunately have little clue who was acting on what orders in the townie coalition anyway. Didn't know you were a vigilante and had killed someone before until you died here, and still don't know who a couple of these other vigilantes are. Certainly I doubt the group decided on a vig-hit on the wholly inactive Red_Spy unless there was known information about him as a lover but dunno.
On the other hand the chaotics seem to have entirely failed at their attacks again and we really must be close to wiping them out anyway, list of suspects gets smaller and smaller, I'm optimistic here.
There was a big high wall there that tried to stop me
Sign was painted, it said private property
But on the back side it didn't say nothing
This land was made for you and me
Re: Askthepizzaguy Mafia II: The Revengening [Game Thread]
Hey God Emperor, I hear you're Chaotic. And also the dude who revived Diamondeye, oh Mr. Demon Necromancer, or should I say Reenkis Roinkis. Don't tell me you're Yeqon Lucifuge Caacrinolaas of Murder Manor III fame. I ain't gonna believe it. Tsk Tsk Tsk.
Bet: 15 credits on God Emperor
EDIT: Forgot to add: He's our Psychotic Mafia Faction Chaotic we've been looking for too.
Last edited by Backwards Logic; 05-26-2011 at 05:11.
Re: Askthepizzaguy Mafia II: The Revengening [Game Thread]
Sounds like a really good lead then. Amazing, last night came together quite well. Bet: 10 credits on God Emperor.
Everybody else, especially those of you who know you haven't done anything Innocent, how about some faction reveals, know who has been trying to kill off whom among the vigs too. Also, continuing to look at writeups, it seems the ceremonial knife killer also attacked at least once before, Night Six, and is "masked" just like Beefy, that strikes me as quite odd and I still wonder who it is.
There was a big high wall there that tried to stop me
Sign was painted, it said private property
But on the back side it didn't say nothing
This land was made for you and me
Re: Askthepizzaguy Mafia II: The Revengening [Game Thread]
Oops.
Forgot to add in my rage post that I faction scanned Winston.
He be Psychotic as well, but I don't recall if he mentioned it before.
Just food for thought I guess.
I just wanna know who robbed me.
"They're just overloaded from the spamgasm."-Askthepizzaguy
"... Either your as destructive as the most depraved 4 channer or so devious that you can cause the most trouble while acting utterly oblivious as to make us think your too dumb to be doing this intentionally... and the scary thing is I cant help but think the latter."-Greyblades
"Thefluffyone is the greatest thing to happen to the .org since Beefy187."-Askthepizzaguy
"TheFluffyOne makes me feel moist."-Askthepizzaguy
Re: Askthepizzaguy Mafia II: The Revengening [Game Thread]
With what, a credit scan, or did you get an item, but I don't remember that you did?
Also I forgot how blatantly God Emperor had lied to try to get me lynched but the pieces are really coming together now and he needs to go.
I'll vote all items to Kagemusha, that sounds reasonable. Though with my understanding of the defender item and if people have already slotted two night actions so they won't be using it for 10% stuff I would propose I'm a good choice to be voted it, or there's one other trustworthy protector we could give it to in private (due to using self-defense or protect other anyway, so the item would actually be used in a night action and not go to waste, I believe a few people said these defender items are not the same as passive bulletproof)
There was a big high wall there that tried to stop me
Sign was painted, it said private property
But on the back side it didn't say nothing
This land was made for you and me
Re: Askthepizzaguy Mafia II: The Revengening [Game Thread]
I used my Extra-Thick Glasses.
"They're just overloaded from the spamgasm."-Askthepizzaguy
"... Either your as destructive as the most depraved 4 channer or so devious that you can cause the most trouble while acting utterly oblivious as to make us think your too dumb to be doing this intentionally... and the scary thing is I cant help but think the latter."-Greyblades
"Thefluffyone is the greatest thing to happen to the .org since Beefy187."-Askthepizzaguy
"TheFluffyOne makes me feel moist."-Askthepizzaguy
Re: Askthepizzaguy Mafia II: The Revengening [Game Thread]
Ok, guess you did get those a while back, I must have forgotten with pressuring Bow-wow-wow and Believer who refused to ever reveal their scan results to the ultimate detriment of the town. Could you reveal who else you've scanned in the meantime? Especially looking for sixth members of factions here.
There was a big high wall there that tried to stop me
Sign was painted, it said private property
But on the back side it didn't say nothing
This land was made for you and me
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