The Campground [Concluded]

[Askthepizzaguy]

You can add this one in:

Pizza seems so desperate that he simply MUST be guilty. In fact, if it turns out he's innocent, I won't believe it. It will be just another one of those fake endings. Whatever ending that lists Pizza as innocent is fake, fake, fake. He's guilty. G-U-I-L-T-Y. Do I need to spell it out again? P-I-Z-Z-A I-S G-U-I-L-T-Y.

I am nervous, very very nervous. Sweat is pouring down my face. My nerves are shot. My hands are shaking, trembling.... could this be it? Could this really be happening?


*leans in and kisses Andres on his bean-covered lips*



Whoooo! I feel better now.

[Andres]

I am nervous, very very nervous. Sweat is pouring down my face. My nerves are shot. My hands are shaking, trembling.... could this be it? Could this really be happening?


*leans in and kisses Andres on his bean-covered lips*



Whoooo! I feel better now.

NOW YOU MUST DIE!!!

NECROPHILIAC!