You can add this one in:

Pizza seems so desperate that he simply MUST be guilty. In fact, if it turns out he's innocent, I won't believe it. It will be just another one of those fake endings. Whatever ending that lists Pizza as innocent is fake, fake, fake. He's guilty. G-U-I-L-T-Y. Do I need to spell it out again? P-I-Z-Z-A I-S G-U-I-L-T-Y.