Warman, here are step by step instructions to getting a girlfriend.

1) Turn off computer
2) Grab sledge hammer
3) Slam hammer into computer
4) Put sledge hammer down (For some reason women get scared when a guy with a giant hammer approaches them.)
5) Go outside dressed in your Sunday best
6) Gain an air of danger and mystery, kinda like a spy.
7) Find attractive women
8) ?????
9) ?????
10) Have many kids.


I've yet to figure out steps 8 and 9