Das Ladies

[Fisherking]

So, if I could , what age you think I should get a girlfriend by before I would be considered a lame duck of sorts?

Start a 10.

For every year past 18 subtract one.

For every year past 25 subtract 10.

If you are bald subtract 10

If you are pudgy subtract 5.

If you are ugly hit on blind girls.

If blind girls won’t talk to you, you either need a personality transplant or to take a bath.

If past 30 and you are still a virgin, buy a hooker, and don’t tell girls you still live at home with mom.

If past 40, bald and fat, you may want to start frequenting gay bars.