Here in Belfast we have segregated scanners. The left hand side is for the prods, a band walks in front of you as you come toward it and there is an arcade game beside it where you can stop Catholic children walking to school. The right hand side is for Catholics, and it doesn't actually scan until you spend 5 minutes complaining about centuries of oppression. The middle aisle is for foreigners and takes you to a taxi rank so you can head to the airport.
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