Pre-modern War - "WAAAAARGGH! Let's kill us some
humiez 'not-us's, boyz!" Agrarians: "Aww, go ahead and take the food - again. You bullies. AHHH, NO, WAIT, YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THIS! YOU NEEEED MEEEEEEE urrggkk...chchch...
Early Modern War - "Kill the Huegenots!" "Kill the Papists!" "Kill the heathens!" "Hang those bloody rebels!"
WW1 - "Make me a sammich, woman: the war's on. All bets are on the home team."
WW2 - "What, this again? Hey, let's breakdance!"
Korean War - "Who cares?"
European Colonial Wars - "Alright, that's enough."
Vietnam - "Um...WAR, WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR, ABSOLUTELY NO-THING, HEUGH, WAR! Yea-yea-yea-yea...
Late 20th Century Interventions - " This ain't so bad. Woohoo, America wins! FOREVER.
Iraq & Afghanistan - "Yeah, git those turbanned terrorists! PEW PEW PEW"
The Next War -
"All meatbags must be terminated."
As the entrepeneur Clark Blaine once said, "History doesn't repeat - but humans sure do."
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