Capo Off-topic discussion

[SisterCoyote]

I'm not paranoid, just that everyone else is.

Oh, no, I'm absolutely paranoid, and I'm not ashamed.

Fr. Ex., I don't trust claimed masons until one of them is dead and flips. I won't necessarily argue for their lynch, but I don't trust 'em and don't consider 'em any more confirmed than any other player.

Edited to add: Is that sufficiently paranoid?

[Erebus]

Oh, no, I'm absolutely paranoid, and I'm not ashamed.

Fr. Ex., I don't trust claimed masons until one of them is dead and flips. I won't necessarily argue for their lynch, but I don't trust 'em and don't consider 'em any more confirmed than any other player.

Edited to add: Is that sufficiently paranoid?

Nope. Because in Capo, even confirmed innocents can go over to the darkside.

[Choxorn]

Don't trust them even if they're not on the darkside. Especially if they're not on the darkside.

[johnhughthom]

What are you talking about? The Republican party aren't in Capo. Are they?

[Seon]

Oh, no, I'm absolutely paranoid, and I'm not ashamed.

Fr. Ex., I don't trust claimed masons until one of them is dead and flips. I won't necessarily argue for their lynch, but I don't trust 'em and don't consider 'em any more confirmed than any other player.

Edited to add: Is that sufficiently paranoid?

Why be paranoid? Why isolate yourself from the rest of the community. Paranoia is a sign of a person with a secret. Secret entails something that should not be known by the general public. That means one of the two things... either you are hiding something like.... a detective... or a mafia. That means there are 50% chance that a paranoid person is a mafia. lolwut


Ergo, by being paranoid, you are being a suspiscious individual. This becomes more and more true as time passes in a mafia game.

[classical_hero]

I have changed my name for this game and now we have someone starting with an aitch.

[El Barto]

Hmm, interesting discovery by Catharsis that NOTW is an anagram of TOWN.

[Camikaze]

Yeah, that blew my mind as well.

[Diamondeye]

Didn't he win that game?

[classical_hero]

If yall don't change your names back to what they were, I'm personally going to make you suffer for it.

That is, I'm going to post pictures of myself in a thong bikini. Can you say the words pasty, hairy, and lard butt? I will WRECK your brain for the rest of your life if you don't stop this nonsense.

And I won't just post it once, ohhhhh no. I'll do a 50-thong post, UNSPOILED.

This is the internet, plus I have seen worse than that.


Prepare to be sickened if you want to look at this picture below.

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[Askthepizzaguy]

The one on the far right is actually within my tolerance range. She's not that bad, especially compared to the rest.

I've had worse.

[Winston Hughes]

In other news, El Barto likes kittens and talks about them a lot...

He doesn't just talk about them. Hosting a game earlier this year, he gave me the role of a kitten detective named Spammy. I was only allowed to communicate by meowing and urinating on people's footwear.

Oh, no, I'm absolutely paranoid, and I'm not ashamed.

Fr. Ex., I don't trust claimed masons until one of them is dead and flips. I won't necessarily argue for their lynch, but I don't trust 'em and don't consider 'em any more confirmed than any other player.

Edited to add: Is that sufficiently paranoid?

When it comes to paranoia, I think you'll find that I wrote the book.

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[johnhughthom]

When it comes to paranoia, I think you'll find that I wrote the book.

In the aforementioned hypothetical situation Winston would actually be one of the masons. Or so Renata tells me.

[Winston Hughes]

In the aforementioned hypothetical situation Winston would actually be one of the masons. Or so Renata tells me.

Well, Renata should know, given it was the time she and I were supposedly mafia buddies that moved me from run-of-the-mill cautiousness, to my present state of tin-foil-hat-wearing uber-paranoia.

For realz?!?
Select: Diamondeye

See, it pays to be paranoid:

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% of Games as Mafia
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
0.400 TheLastDays (4 in 10 games)
0.395 Diamondeye (15 in 38 games)
0.364 boudica (4 in 11 games)
0.333 scottishranger (4 in 12 games)
0.313 Tran (5 in 16 games)
0.286 Kagemusha (12 in 42 games)
0.278 ByzantineKnight (5 in 18 games)
0.278 classical_hero (5 in 18 games)
0.273 Killfr3nzy (3 in 11 games)
0.267 glyphz (4 in 15 games)
0.267 Sprig (4 in 15 games)
0.250 issaikhaan (25 in 100 games)
0.250 sapi (5 in 20 games)
0.245 Sigurd (13 in 53 games)
0.245 Reenk Roink (12 in 49 games)
0.240 TinCow (6 in 25 games)
0.237 Centurion1 (9 in 38 games)
0.235 atheotes (16 in 68 games)
0.233 Beskar (14 in 60 games)
0.233 Sasaki Kojiro (20 in 86 games)

[Erebus]

The Select me! I've been Mafia 0 times!

[Seon]

Kill: Erebus.

Competitor.

[Winston Hughes]

Incidentally, if you should see anybody talking in the game thread about how paranoid I am, then lynch them immediately. They are always scum.

[Double A]

Well, Renata should know, given it was the time she and I were supposedly mafia buddies that moved me from run-of-the-mill cautiousness, to my present state of tin-foil-hat-wearing uber-paranoia.



See, it pays to be paranoid:

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

% of Games as Mafia
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
0.400 TheLastDays (4 in 10 games)
0.395 Diamondeye (15 in 38 games)
0.364 boudica (4 in 11 games)
0.333 scottishranger (4 in 12 games)
0.313 Tran (5 in 16 games)
0.286 Kagemusha (12 in 42 games)
0.278 ByzantineKnight (5 in 18 games)
0.278 classical_hero (5 in 18 games)
0.273 Killfr3nzy (3 in 11 games)
0.267 glyphz (4 in 15 games)
0.267 Sprig (4 in 15 games)
0.250 issaikhaan (25 in 100 games)
0.250 sapi (5 in 20 games)
0.245 Sigurd (13 in 53 games)
0.245 Reenk Roink (12 in 49 games)
0.240 TinCow (6 in 25 games)
0.237 Centurion1 (9 in 38 games)
0.235 atheotes (16 in 68 games)
0.233 Beskar (14 in 60 games)
0.233 Sasaki Kojiro (20 in 86 games)

Sasaki may have only been mafia in 23.3% of his games, but he was scum in the other 76.7%.

[Diamondeye]

When it comes to paranoia, I think you'll find that I wrote the book.

I can testify to this. If you want to learn paranoia, Winston is the undisputed master. He never trusts me (and I'm always innocent to boot!)

[Erebus]

I can testify to this. If you want to learn paranoia, Winston is the undisputed master. He never trusts me (and I'm always innocent to boot!)

For realz?!?
Select: Diamondeye

[El Barto]

In other news, El Barto likes kittens and talks about them a lot...

Yes he does11!!!oneone1

He doesn't just talk about them. Hosting a game earlier this year, he gave me the role of a kitten detective named Spammy. I was only allowed to communicate by meowing and urinating on people's footwear.

Nonsense. The urinating was a loophole you exploited, I never mentioned it explicitly. and the kitten's name was Ymmaps.

When it comes to paranoia, I think you'll find that I wrote the book.

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Apparently I'm learning from you. Renata complains that I never tell her my role on MSN the first Night of every game.

[Winston Hughes]

Enough with the 'my forum's better than yours' nonsense already. Seriously, all it's going to do is put people off from playing.

Nonsense. The urinating was a loophole you exploited, I never mentioned it explicitly. and the kitten's name was Ymmaps.

It's not my fault you chose the wrong name and rules.