How many beers can you keep down

[Peasant Phill]

btw, it just dawned on me: why does anyone drink beer? it looks like pee usually, and the one time I tasted it, it was like mouldy bread (I was told it was a good beer). I found it so disgusting I spat it right back out.

Beer is an acquired taste, even more so for the 'good' beers (I'm going to assume that by good you mean more complex). I doubt anybody enjoyed oysters, sprouts or garlic the first time they taste it.
You're missing out but so am I for not trying pipe tobacco.

Believe it or not, there are a lot who think all the beer is the same and don't taste any difference.

Round them up and reeducate I say.