Westeros: A Game of Thrones.

[Kagemusha]

I have always wondered how do you tell apart a boy dragon from girl dragon? Also do they breast feed?

[Arjos]

There's the reason you should all have realised I was winding you up. Silly people.

But the idea of someone doing that and getting burnt alive, is much more appealing to me :D

[Greyblades]

I have always wondered how do you tell apart a boy dragon from girl dragon? Also do they breast feed?

Razor sharp teeth + soft human skin = ouch.

[Arjos]

I have edited the faction map, it should be the same as Double A's version -
https://img577.imageshack.us/img577/...ofwesteros.jpg

Just saw this, nice work, but the Night's Watch is all about being bannerless in a way :)

[Montmorency]

Before I get plagued with questions, those of you who managed to hatch a dragon egg this turn: It will be at least 6 turns before it can be used in battle, they will be of varying strength, and you will need somebody with Targaryen blood to ride it.

It must be Stannis! I suppose he is living up to his epithet:

Dragonborne.

YEAAAA-

[johnhughthom]

Okay, slight issue. Some people appear to believe a man and a horse take up the same space on board a ship as one man. A cavalry unit takes 3 spaces of the comfortable capacity, which I think is more than generous.

[Kagemusha]

Isnt this just a plain mistake, which should be handled accordingly?

[johnhughthom]

Isnt this just a plain mistake, which should be handled accordingly?

Yes, and it will be, this is just a warning.

Also, spies. They cannot really be ordered about when sent into enemy territory, they can be given specific tasks when sent out, but will grow independently from there, if I seem to ignore specific directives on spies this is the reason why. Counter spying can, of course, be directed as you see fit.

[Beskar]

Just saw this, nice work, but the Night's Watch is all about being bannerless in a way :)

Will be changed in the next update. When wars start breaking out next time, it will be changed to "Zones of Control"

[johnhughthom]

Final whine, some things were not in the Final orders thread for most factions, it is okay to edit your orders post right up to the deadline (and after if there's an extension). A few of the amendments meant I had to search through extensive orders and edit the relevant piece. It's fine for this phase, but for next phase only orders in the orders post and private individual order pms will be accepted. I'm going to have to be strict on this in future for my own sanity.

[Greyblades]

Yes, and it will be, this is just a warning.

Also, spies. They cannot really be ordered about when sent into enemy territory, they can be given specific tasks when sent out, but will grow independently from there, if I seem to ignore specific directives on spies this is the reason why. Counter spying can, of course, be directed as you see fit.

Looks like Kings landing will need airing out next turn.

[johnhughthom]

Looks like Kings landing will need airing out next turn.

You wouldn't have any subjects left.

edit: I've had to clarify a few things with players (I normally wouldn't, but these were genuine misunderstandings of things I had said) so I'm a bit behind where I hoped to be. I should be able to start sending out results in around 90 minutes though.

[Greyblades]

Is there anyone in KL that is actually working for me?

[Kival]

Is there anyone in KL that is actually working for me?

You do realize that KL is *not* the seat of your house, it's just controlled territory because of claiming to be king?

[Greyblades]

So? Kings landing is the main seat of the king, guess who's house the king is?

[johnhughthom]

So? Kings landing is the main seat of the king, guess who's house the king is?

Nobody's yet.

[Ishmael]

So? Kings landing is the main seat of the king, guess who's house the king is?

You are planning on crowning Joffrey Baratheon, right?

[johnhughthom]

I know I'm becoming pedantic in my old age, but can I point out that the port near Casterly Rock is called Lannisport. Anybody sent to Lannisterport next turn will spend a month wandering Westeros, wondering where this mysterious place is.

[Greyblades]

You are planning on crowning Joffrey Baratheon, right?

OOC: Hah.
IC: Just because he's half baratheon doesn't mean he isnt also half lannister.

I know I'm becoming pedantic in my old age, but can I point out that the port near Casterly Rock is called Lannisport. Anybody sent to Lannisterport next turn will spend a month wandering Westeros, wondering where this mysterious place is.

Thanks for the warning, Muahahaha etc.

[Arjos]

will spend a month wandering Westeros, wondering where this mysterious place is.

Ahahahahahahahahahah XD

[Beskar]

Haha damn, I should have been more careful in typing where I was attacking this turn...

[Kagemusha]

I know I'm becoming pedantic in my old age, but can I point out that the port near Casterly Rock is called Lannisport. Anybody sent to Lannisterport next turn will spend a month wandering Westeros, wondering where this mysterious place is.

Oh you dont know of it? Lannisterport is a fishing village 6 leeks away from Lannisport. When House Lannister took control of Casterly Rock. LannisterPort was to be made of the center of Naval trade and main harbor of Lannisters. Unfortunately as cheap scrooge´s the Lannisters are,Lannisport was chosen over Lannisterport as it has less Characters.So ink was saved in huge amounts.

[johnhughthom]

How annoyed would you all be if I decided there was a big storm this month, and all the ships had to stay in port?

[Ishmael]

Oh you dont know of it? Lannisterport is a fishing village 6 leeks away from Lannisport.

6 leeks away? Must be pretty crowded up Lannisport/LannisterPort way.

How annoyed would you all be if I decided there was a big storm this month, and all the ships had to stay in port?

We might decide to enact some Mafia-style justice....

[Kagemusha]

How annoyed would you all be if I decided there was a big storm this month, and all the ships had to stay in port?

Well i think my coastal peasants would be quite happy to take a month´s vacation off from being raped,looted and pillaged.

6 leeks away? Must be pretty crowded up Lannisport/LannisterPort way.

Long roads between places are waste of money and did i ever mention how long leek´s grow in West Land´s?

[Diamondeye]

Wait... Isnt edric storm in Storm's end?... Who was sacrificed?... Is there a Danerys player we dont know about?

There isn't. I offered to be the Dragon Queen before deciding to join the Tyrrells, and John made it pretty clear that he's the only princess we'll have

[Greyblades]

Wow, I wouldn't be surprised if theres going to be a huge storm over oldtown for that.

[Kagemusha]

Wow, I wouldn't be surprised if theres going to be a huge storm over oldtown for that.

Over the length of leek´s? No. i think i just have to hire for the family a new maester, with more in depth knowledge of leek´s. Would you care to lend me some for such noble cause?

[Greyblades]

Ask stannis, I believe he has had alot of experience with root vegetables.

[johnhughthom]

Update. Still working through the orders, there is one particular area which is very complex, and I don't want to miss anything, so I'm triple checking it.

Oh, yes. It would help me get through more quickly if specific numbers were used at all times, things like, the remaining xxxx, everybody else and the like make going through the orders twice as difficult.