Quote Originally Posted by Vuk View Post
I have decided that a man's face is meant to have facial hair. A male face without it is unnatural, perverse, and possibly Satanic. I have been laid up on account of a broken ankle for the last 4 1/2 months, and have not really been trimming my beard. For about the last month it has been down to my solar plexus and pretty unkept. Since I will be walking (hopefully) by mid-Feb to early March and will be looking for a new job, I decided to shave the old bugger down into a tight and trim goatee. I was horrified by what I saw staring back at me in the mirror! I could hardly believe it was even me. In fact, it looked like the top half of my face with a miniature interloper clinging to the bottom. Just when I had almost forgotten about my recessed chin!

I have pledged "Never again!". As soon as I land a new job, I am letting some real facial hair move in and I am not shaving it for the world. Men without facial hair aren't. Period.
Funnily enough I have a few things to say about this:

1. 4.5 months for a broken ankle??????? Man up and get some crutches, 2-3 weeks at most, pathetic :P

2. Shaving is the work of the devil, but, beards are, well, just not right so the only solution is designer stubble hence the istubble, google it as I can't be arsed linking it.

So, in conclusion, a man's face is supposed to have hair on it, but, it's only supposed to have enough that you don't have to shave with a razor and you don't get that itchy feeling when you're beard grows in. Case closed, the prosecution rests.