Hey ATPG, if you move to Santa Cruz and find a place with me, we could be roommates.
Reasons why:
1. Santa Cruz is pretty lenient on whether or not you have a home and/or job. Some people make their livings off street performances.
2. I am very good housemate. I would never ditch you without 1 months notice. I actively clean the bathrooms and I always clean the dishes I use and don't leave them in the sink.
3. You can trust me because I don't trust/like people either. In fact, I am in the same spot as you. I like the people here on the org better than people I meet in RL. Here on the org, everyone is smarter than me and tells why my arguments are utter ****, but most people in RL I can't say the same.


Also, I do not have a gun on me, and thus I would not attempt to murder you.