Quote Originally Posted by Sasaki Kojiro View Post
I love people who talk about themselves in the third person
The lemur objects, on the basis that the lemur is too cool for school. Furthermore, the lemur is cool like an ice cream sandwich, except that those are really hard to eat without getting brown stuff all over your fingers, which you then have to gnaw off or use like fifteen paper towels to clean your hands. So the lemur is like that but without the messy cleanup. So says the lemur.