Question about heroes

[daigaku]

Hi there,

More evil smelling than camels? And it depends, do we include farts or not?

of coursssse, my precioussss, we include those due-to-unknown-and-strange-food-farts! How could we not! And so the need for sweet smelling Houris may exceed the offer of nicely perfumed bathtub beauties ;-))

edyzmedieval, what problem do you have with camels? Nice animals, sometimes a bit rude, but always seviceing our needs of transport, and good "weapons" against Catholic Katanks ;-))

btw, this list you ask for would be quite lengthy, there are at least about 5 heroes (up to some 15) per listed faction. Maybe, entering the txt-file next time, I could extract the pure names/birthdates for reverence...

greetings, daigaku

[Gilrandir]

good "weapons" against Catholic Katanks

Catholic Katanks??? They are as rare as evil-smelling Houris or sweet-smelling Danes.
If you have Catholic Katanks in your game, perhaps you are blessed enough to have Janissary Armoured Pikemen, Italian Light Billmen or Varangian Longbows as well?

[daigaku]

Hi, Gilrandir,

Catholic Katanks??? They are as rare as evil-smelling Houris or sweet-smelling Danes.
If you have Catholic Katanks in your game, perhaps you are blessed enough to have Janissary Armoured Pikemen, Italian Light Billmen or Varangian Longbows as well?

Sorry, newbie mistake. Meant some Royal or Chivalric Knights with pushed up (gold) armour and the like. Some of them still stray abroad into unhealthy climate and get killed - yes, in the realms of Camels and THAs....
btw, in vanilla MTW/VI those LithuanCav with bows enabled are a nice Cavallery for those evil smelling danes (I denie them anything beyond Royal Knights) - love them! But the idea of (to stay in the tradition of danes) Varangian Longbows is
...interesting. I´ll give them a try ;-)

@ drone: would love that - am not so good (missing some tools ´cos not running on win98se) in extracting parts of those monstrous .txt-files. Thanks in advance!

greetings daigaku

[daigaku]

Hi,

oh yes, and "the realm of camels": in my current Norse campaign (reduxed) the saracenes brought camels as far as Lithuania - seem to spread all over the world....no place to hide, nowhere to run.. encircled by camels and no sweet smelling Houris around...the world is gonna end.... ;-)))))))

daigaku

[Gilrandir]

Hi,

oh yes, and "the realm of camels": in my current Norse campaign (reduxed) the saracenes brought camels as far as Lithuania - seem to spread all over the world....no place to hide, nowhere to run.. encircled by camels and no sweet smelling Houris around...the world is gonna end.... ;-)))))))

daigaku

If camels are brought that far north they start to mutate turning into snow/polar camels which can be ridden only by Janissary eskimoes.

[drone]

If camels are brought that far north they start to mutate turning into snow/polar camels which can be ridden only by Janissary eskimoes.

I've modded that out of my game, way too OP.

[daigaku]

Hi, Gilrandir

If camels are brought that far north they start to mutate turning into snow/polar camels which can be ridden only by Janissary eskimoes.

I`VE SEEN THEM!!! THEY ARE TERRIBLE!! frozen snot around their nose from spitting at their unused (and evil smelling!) riders, eyes turned blue from the frost, the teeth clattering whilst trying to bite the foe the rider is targeting them towards....Nightmare on Ice Road, serving snow-desert-death to astonished Norse warriors who believe Ragnarök has come......

;-) daigaku

[Gilrandir]

I`VE SEEN THEM!!! THEY ARE TERRIBLE!! frozen snot around their nose from spitting, eyes turned blue from the frost, the teeth clattering whilst trying to bite the foe ....Nightmare on Ice Road, serving snow-desert-death to astonished Norse warriors who believe Ragnarцk has come......

;-) daigaku

Hi daigaku
You painted a fearsome picture. I wonder what the camels look like if their riders are so appalling!