Hey, nobody is hosting this Large Mafia [Concluded]

[Zack]

That post by white_eyes was before khaan was dead. He died last night. Looks suspicious for white_eyes. It's WIFOM, but I don't see anything better at the moment. Maybe Ishmael.

I didn't check to see when he made that post, I assumed you were accusing him because he mistakenly thought khaan was still alive. The kill choices last night were very odd.

Perhaps you were the one failing to pay attention, hmm?

Like I said, it's a townie thing to do.

[Askthepizzaguy]

I'd like to point out that there have been two whole votes since Day began, and Day is set to end when I come back from work tonight, since it's been 48 hours by that time.

I can guarantee you a town defeat will be your fate if you don't even bother to play. Worse, the ending writeup will bring shame and disgrace on your family name for generations to come, and each and every one of your deaths will be more humiliating than the last.

Don't. Tempt. Fate.

[Ishmael]

Now I'm tempted not to vote - I want to see how creative ATPG can be in creating grusome and humiliating deaths for all of us.

Still, I suppose I should, so vote: Kagemusha. I'm too lazy to go back and find evidence again, but when I re-read the thread previously both he and Zaccino lept out at me (and Chaotix too, but to a lesser extent). I see nothing new to alter my suspicions.

[Zack]

Now I'm tempted not to vote - I want to see how creative ATPG can be in creating grusome and humiliating deaths for all of us.

Still, I suppose I should, so vote: Kagemusha. I'm too lazy to go back and find evidence again, but when I re-read the thread previously both he and Zaccino lept out at me (and Chaotix too, but to a lesser extent). I see nothing new to alter my suspicions.

Your reasoning is that he accused you? So an OMGUS?

[Askthepizzaguy]

Oh my. A three-way tie for first place, with one whole vote apiece.

That's a clear signal that town wants to die. Very well. Round over.

[Ishmael]

Your reasoning is that he accused you? So an OMGUS?

When did I say that? For that matter, has Kage accused me at any point?

[Jarema]

Oh my. A three-way tie for first place, with one whole vote apiece.

That's a clear signal that town wants to die. Very well. Round over.

:facepalm:

[Askthepizzaguy]

A harsh and unforgiving duel is thy fate. Prepare to be sentenced, victims of the pizza overlord.

[Zack]

When did I say that? For that matter, has Kage accused me at any point?

I misunderstood "lept [sic] out at me" then.

[White_eyes:D]

Lynch Chaotix, that is my last bit of advice. *I am horrible at rock, paper, scissors and don't expect to survive this*

[Diana Abnoba]

...

Vote: white_eyes

For this post.

(quoted post below)

khaan is now dead.

Me and Khaan are still alive? This has to be some sick joke by lurker mafia and I won't stand for it. Vote:atheotes

FoS:everyone with less then 10 posts

That post by white_eyes was before khaan was dead. He died last night. Looks suspicious for white_eyes. It's WIFOM, but I don't see anything better at the moment. Maybe Ishmael.
...

This is your case on White_eyes this far along in the game, and you made such a stink about my case on GH either the 2nd or 3rd day IIRC. Please guys lynch Chaotix already, will you!!! Do it by this next round, we are running out of rounds/time!!

[Diana Abnoba]

Well, this past day phase was just sad. Town, you handed the mafia this round on a silver platter . The only players that voted were Jarema, Chaotix, and Ishmael. Now you have to know, that the mafia were going to vote, to kill off yet another townie, so this should be fairly simple to figure out. At least 1 of these players if not 2 (if we haven't gotten any mafia yet) are mafia. So start voting already, don't let this happen again. I would lynch them in this order; Chaotix first, then Jarema, then Ishmael. Come on town don't give up yet.

[LazyMcCrow]

Well, this past day phase was just sad. Town, you handed the mafia this round on a silver platter . The only players that voted were Jarema, Chaotix, and Ishmael. Now you have to know, that the mafia were going to vote, to kill off yet another townie, so this should be fairly simple to figure out. At least 1 of these players if not 2 (if we haven't gotten any mafia yet) are mafia. So start voting already, don't let this happen again. I would lynch them in this order; Chaotix first, then Jarema, then Ishmael. Come on town don't give up yet.

You sound like mafia to me. Sorry *shrug*

[Diana Abnoba]

Really Lazy, well if I were mafia, wouldn't I be happy to have just been handed the round on a silver platter, and kept my mouth shut, and hope for another round just like this one. No my friend dead townie here, just trying to get the town back into the game.

[Askthepizzaguy]

White_Eyes wins the tiebreaker by default.

The others are written out of the game and considered dead. Here's the writeup-



Kagemusha and Pharaoh both had heart attacks.



Night begins now.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Apologies for the delay. Not getting much in the way of sleep lately, finally got 15 hours of it to make up for a couple sleepless nights in a row.

We'll be right back after this shift from our sponsor, 'Mizza Mut.'

[Askthepizzaguy]

White_eyes yawned and rolled over. He found himself staring into the face of Robbiecon.

"Good morning, sunshine. Wakey wakey." said Robbiecon.

"GAH!!!! What in the blue hell...." White_Eyes bolted out of bed.

"We seem to be trapped in a prison cell together." said Robbiecon. "Neat how they managed to do that without waking us up."

"Yeowch.... no mystery about that. There's a fricking poison dart in my neck."

"Classic! So, should we try to escape, or get back to spooning?"

"You're weird. Let's get out of here."


*click, click. Whizzzzzzzzzz whirrrrrr click*


White_Eyes: "What was that?"

Robbiecon: "Probably that camera that is lowering from the ceiling. I guess we're on candid camera."

Strange Voice: "Good evening, chaps. Hope you had a lovely nap. Now, as you might imagine, you're about to die. The room you are in is filling with toxic gas as we speak. You can snuggle up to one another and slip into a happy, painless eternal sleep, or, you can try to work together to escape from the room. I've made the puzzles progressively more difficult as you move from one to the other. Maybe you will even survive, but I wouldn't count on it."

Robbiecon: "Sounds like fun. Shall we?"

White_Eyes: "Damn that Pizzaguy. Somehow this is all his fault. Come on, the answer is obvious, we just need to find the key to the cell door. It's probably hanging outside the cell just out of reach. Either that, or he hid it inside one of our intestines again, and the only way out is to cut each other open. But let's try hanging outside the cell door first."

Robbiecon: "Nope. I've got a spork we can use to dig each other's insides open."

White_Eyes: "I'll roshambo you for it."

Robbiecon: "Or we could always try the door."


*creak*

The door creaks open.


Robbiecon: "You can still try to dig the key out of my intestines if you want."

White_Eyes: "Oh hush you."

Robbiecon: "Next room. There's apparently a key hanging from the ceiling. What else?"

White_Eyes: "A folding ladder. With the rungs missing, how quaint. What are we supposed to do with that? Okay, hop on my shoulders."

Robbiecon: "I don't think that will work, it's too high. How about this?"


Robbiecon takes the nearly useless ladder and knocks the keys off of the hook.


White_Eyes: "I might keep you around if you keep doing things like that."


*the door unlocks, the next room lies ahead*



White_Eyes: "Are those sharks with laser beams attached to their heads?"

Robbiecon: "I think we've finished the easy puzzles."

White_Eyes: "How are we going to escape this one?"

Robbiecon: "Be right back. I left some food back in the cell."

White_Eyes: "How can you eat at a time like this?"


White_eyes dodges laser beams for 10 minutes straight, while cursing the name of pizzaguy the entire time.


White_Eyes: "Oh good, you're back. Hope you got a full stomach and are too sluggish to dodge the lasers, you jerk!"


Robbiecon finishes the last of the food.


White_Eyes: "Thanks for saving me a bite. You're a real pal."

Robbiecon: "The plate is made out of stainless steel. Watch."



A shark fires a laser at Robbiecon, who deflects it back at the shark, killing it instantly.



White_Eyes: "Ok, now you're just being a smarty pants. Nobody likes a smarty pants."


There's a sink attached to the wall, and a sign above the sink.

Sign: To continue, please donate 4 quarts of blood.


White_Eyes: "Still got that spork?"

Robbiecon: "You're not stabbing me with it."

White_Eyes: "Trust me."

Robbiecon hands White_Eyes the spork, and White_eyes leaves the room.


He comes back dragging the dead shark, and dumps it on top of the sink, and begins sawing it open with the spork.

The appropriate amount of blood is donated.



Robbiecon: "Nifty."

White_Eyes: "Well I sure as heck wasn't going to donate MY blood. The sign doesn't specify what kind of blood."



Suddenly the door slides open, and a pack of wild bears rushes into the room, foaming at the mouth.



Robbiecon: "Quick! Give me some of that shark meat!"

White_Eyes: "Screw that. Give me the laser beam."


PKEW

PKEW

PKEW


All of the bears are dead.


Robbiecon: "Nice shooting."

White_Eyes: "I had some practice in the Resident Evil game."


In the next room, the doom slams shut and the room begins filling with water.



Robbiecon: "Obvious solution?"

White_Eyes: "Well, we can't drink the water. There's no way to drain it with the door shut tight. We can't shoot the water with lasers, that won't do any good. I can try shooting the door."


PKEW PKEW PKEW


Robbiecon: "It's no good. Quick, give me your socks."

White_Eyes: "What."

Robbiecon: "SOCKS!!! NOW!!!!"


Robbiecon takes off his own socks as well.


White_Eyes: "Now what?"

Robbiecon: "I hate getting my socks wet."

White_Eyes: "PLAN FOR ESCAPE OR SURVIVAL, PLEASE! WE CAN DEAL WITH WET SOCKS LATER!"



Robbiecon goes over to the holes where the water is shooting out, and plugs them one by one with wadded-up socks.



White_Eyes: "I was just going to suggest that."

Robbiecon: "Still a question of how do we escape from the room. The door behind us is watertight, and there's no obvious escape route."

White_Eyes: "Look, there's a trapdoor in the ceiling. I think we would be able to reach it if the room was mostly filled with water."

Robbiecon: "So, I remove a sock... and let the room fill more slowly."



The room slowly fills with water.


Strange voice: "You're both very clever."

White_Eyes: "Why thank you, strange murderous voice. I appreciate the compliment."

Robbiecon: "I have a bad feeling about this."

White_Eyes: "What could possibly go wrong? This is obviously the solution."

Robbiecon: "There's one flaw with our thinking."

White_Eyes: "What's that?"

Robbiecon: "Suppose our captors don't want us to escape?"

White_Eyes: "Nonsense. Then why would they put a trapdoor here..."


White_Eyes opens the trapdoor, and several alligators drop into the water-filled room. They are very hungry, and begin chowing down on White_Eyes and Robbiecon, chomping them to death.

They were delicious.




Strange Voice: "The trapdoor contains a trap, of course."







Possibly alive enough to host this game: [6/33]

atheotes
Chaotix
Csargo
Greyblades
Ishmael
Jarema


Rather a bit too dead to host this game: [27/33]

Askthepizzaguy
Seon
Believer
Edse
Visorslash
Nightbringer
Populus Romanus
GeneralHankerchief
DaveShaq
Bsmith
CountArach
rickinator9
Riedquat
Tiaexz
Diana Abnoba
SalmonSoil
Arrrrjos
Andres
Captain Blackadder
Double A
Zaccino
LazyMcCrow
issaikhaan
Kagemusha
Pharaoh Ramese II
Robbiecon
White_Eyes:D


BEGIN DAY NINE

[Visor]

2:4

Lylo

I'm sure none of you care.

But for those at home:

Ishmael is playing a very careless game. Not scum.
Greyblades is barely playing, not likely to be scum I imagine/
atheotes, probable scum
Csargo, lurking, probable scum.
Chaotix, probable scum
Jarema, probably scum

I'd go for a Csargo, Atheotes or Jarema lynch today.

Once again, not like any of you care.

[Montmorency]

Could easily be a double-killing lone scum - we've seen it before.

I would eliminate Ishmael, Jarema, Chaotix, and Csargo all at once, if possible. If it isn't, it should be...

[Jarema]

vote: Atheotes

[Diana Abnoba]

2:4 at it's worst, that means this could be the last lynch phase. I feel that Chaotix and Jarema are top picks for scum, then Atheotes, Csargo, and Ishmael, I'm on the fence, the only townie I would put money on is Greyblades.

If you guys can; do a double lynch on Chaotix and Jarema, If not lynch one of them at least.

[Jarema]

I have to admit that double-lynch is good idea.
More safe than one person lynch.

As for my feelings, I would put my money that Ishmael is townie. And I will not vote for him. And maybe I will follow his vote later.
Anyone else may be scum IMO

[Chaotix]

2:4

Lylo

I'm sure none of you care.

But for those at home:

Ishmael is playing a very careless game. Not scum.
Greyblades is barely playing, not likely to be scum I imagine/
atheotes, probable scum
Csargo, lurking, probable scum.
Chaotix, probable scum
Jarema, probably scum

I'd go for a Csargo, Atheotes or Jarema lynch today.

Once again, not like any of you care.

How can all of us be probable scum?

I agree about Ishmael, give him 90% innocent. Greyblades, can't be sure about. If we're not going to rule out Csargo for inactivity, I won't rule him out either.

But atheotes is giving me a scum vibe right now. Actually, I guess atheotes always gives me a scum vibe, because he's atheotes.

Well, I'll go for the non-obvious scum, then.

Vote: Jarema

[seireikhaan]

Lynch chaotix.

[Ishmael]

I seem to recall saying earlier that Zaccino, Kage and Chaotix leapt out at me as possible scum. Now seeing as the game isn't over despite the first two being dead this may not be the best basis for my vote, but I'm going to run with my initial hunch and vote: Chaotix.

[Jarema]

As I said before, I will follow your vote.
unvote; vote: Chaotix

[White_eyes:D]

Lynch chaotix.

Then burn, beat and eat his corpse...him and Jarerma need a good lynching.

[GeneralHankerchief]

'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.

"Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch!"

He took his vorpal sword in hand:
Long time the manxome foe he sought—
So rested he by the Tumtum tree,
And stood awhile in thought.

And as in uffish thought he stood,
The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
And burbled as it came!

One, two! One, two! and through and through
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
He left it dead, and with its head
He went galumphing back.

"And hast thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!"
He chortled in his joy.

'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.

[Csargo]

Vote:Jarema

I see no better option at this point.

[LazyMcCrow]

Vote:Jarema

I see no better option at this point.

scum. lynch Csargo