2 hours ago i tried to kill a spider

[Tuuvi]

My friend had an 8 inch long scorpion in his closet once. It was sitting really still, and because of the weird texture and color of it's skin I thought it was a toy at first, until I got really close...

[Martok]

Two legs good, eight legs bad.

Yep.

My friend had an 8 inch long scorpion in his closet once. It was sitting really still, and because of the weird texture and color of it's skin I thought it was a toy at first, until I got really close...

Ugh. Not fun!

[Voigtkampf]

Last night, there was a huge grasshopper in my kitchen. I smacked the bugger several times with a wash cloth, trying not to smear him all over the wall and scare my dear little woman in the process. Walked away to wipe him off the floor... and when I came back... It was gone!

Now all the insane possibilities are opening... Zombie grasshopper... Vampire grashopper?

Think I'll be sleeping in my shower from now on, armed and wearing my ski garments.

[Fragony]

He's getting his friends to get biblical on you. I wish there was a easier way to tell you, but you are screwed