Last night, there was a huge grasshopper in my kitchen. I smacked the bugger several times with a wash cloth, trying not to smear him all over the wall and scare my dear little woman in the process. Walked away to wipe him off the floor... and when I came back... It was gone!![]()
Now all the insane possibilities are opening... Zombie grasshopper... Vampire grashopper?
Think I'll be sleeping in my shower from now on, armed and wearing my ski garments.![]()
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