Graduation Gift. Beretta Px4 Storm & 200 Winchester full metal jacket rounds

[Kralizec]

Just to be clear, my knowledge of firearms is limited to recognizing the difference between a pistol and a rifle, but I know a howitzer is more powerful than anything you guys talked about and since I want a howitzer, I'm cooler than any of you and most badass person in the backroom.

Anyone wants a piece of me, huh?! I said HUH?! Didn't think so.

I want a scud launcher. Beat that!

[a completely inoffensive name]

I want a scud launcher. Beat that!

I want an experimental MIRV.

[Tellos Athenaios]

I want an experimental MIRV.

If you want to go nuclear, why not do it properly and get yourself a relativistic baseball ?