rvg, some couple of years later?

[Xiahou]

This one time, I tortured a Taliban by having a 22 year-old female private come in and rub her breasts on his face until he vomited. We call that Boobie Boarding.

Another time, we tied a Taliban face down onto a peice of hard metal, then raised his head, where I pranced about in a thong with little sheep on it, gyrating my buttocks in his direction, to the beat of a Shakira song. The sheep and my manly, hairy buttocks was a double whammy, as his erection pressed against the metal and caused much discomfort. We call this Boner Boarding.

Both scenarios were successful. In the first, he confirmed his own innocence and allowed us to focus on other potential threats. We then erased his mind and dropped him on his Qalat porch, rang the giant bell, and ran off.

In the second scenarion, he was guilty, and led us straight to the one-armed man.

I notice you called boobie boarding torture- but not boner boarding. Why is that?