Q. “Well, Mike,” said the doctor. “I can’t quite diagnose your case. I think it must be the drink.”
A. “Sure, that’s all right, doctor,” said Mike. “I know how you feel. I’ll come back when you’re sober.”


Q. Why are Irish jokes so simple?
A. So the English can understand them.


Q: What is the difference between BSE and PMT?
A: One is mad cow disease while the other has something to do with beef.


Q: Did you hear about the morning-after pill for men
A: It changes your blood group


Q: Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip.
A: To get to the same side