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    Quote Originally Posted by Double A View Post
    What about Pizza "Diamond Cojones" Guy?
    Diamond is shiny, but small in volume, and its ability to sustain "men of the sea" is questionable. On the other hand, normal stones that are simply humongous are both impressive to gaze upon, and superbly able to hold plenty of fluid to impregnate your mother with twenty offspring in as many minutes.

    Although, I will grant that if you wanted to castrate yourself and sell the jewels on the black market, diamond would likely fetch a significantly higher price. So there is that.
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    Hey kid. You wanna see a man's external reproductive organ?
    Zack, what breed of space whale were you again?

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    So I am at a loss for targets now.

    Suggestions?

    Or shall I make this one a surprise?
    #Winstontoostrong
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    Quote Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy View Post
    So I am at a loss for targets now.

    Suggestions?

    Or shall I make this one a surprise?
    I still think this posts resembles ATPG serial killer trying to pose as a vigilante...
    please, let's lynch him before its too late

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jarema View Post
    I still think this posts resembles ATPG serial killer trying to pose as a vigilante...
    please, let's lynch him before its too late
    What's too late? When all the orange fellers are dead?

    I wonder who gets lynched immediately thereafter.

    #Winstontoostrong
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    Quote Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy View Post
    What's too late? When all the orange fellers are dead?

    I wonder who gets lynched immediately thereafter.

    So your admitting it is in your best interest to leave the scum alive?

    Yeah, your pretty crazy Pizzaguy...

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    ATPG is clearly not mafia aligned. As a result, his night kills have a chance of killing scum and are essentially as good as vigilante kills; they basically count as a free lynching every day, which is good for the town. At the same time, he clearly cannot be trusted as pro-town and we must assume that his victory condition is town-hostile. As a result, while it may be in the town's short-term interests to keep him alive, he absolutely must be lynched eventually. As I see it, there are two factors to consider when determining whether it's time to lynch him.

    1) Is ATPG killing actual suspects? If ATPG's kills remove people who were legitimate candidates for lynch votes, his kills are assisting the town. If ATPG's kills remove people who were not going to be lynch candidates, then he is not assisting the town and warrants lynching.

    2) Are there non-ATPG-aligned scum still alive? As noted, ATPG is clearly not mafia-aligned. Therefore if you think there are still mafioso alive, ATPG retains value as a possible way to eliminate them. However, if you think all mafioso are dead, ATPG's value to the town ends.

    As a result, you should not vote to lynch ATPG if you think that he is killing suspects and there are still mafioso alive. If, on the other hand, you believe that EITHER ATPG is not killing actual suspects OR all mafioso are dead, you should be placing your votes on him.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy View Post
    So I am at a loss for targets now.

    Suggestions?
    edse.
    BLARGH!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jolt View Post
    edse.
    Jolt!

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    Quote Originally Posted by edse View Post
    Jolt!
    I just voted to lynch one mafioso using a rationale that (apparently) proved to be correct.
    You voted for me previously just to create a random bandwagon, and you voted this last round to lynch the person who voted for a mafioso, that you called being an "easy solution", even though it was in no means certain that he was a mafioso and that what I did isn't considered fair-play (Hence it wasn't even an easy solution). If there's anything that we can draw from the last day's voting is that the most probable candidates to be scum, provided the Mafia knows who each other are, is:
    Those that tried to form the bandwagon on McCrow (Riedquat and Double A), and those that voted for people who were voting for Arjos (Visorslash and you).

    That said, which one of us has the better odds of being Mafia-aligned?
    Last edited by Jolt; 02-12-2013 at 18:29.
    BLARGH!

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    I would have had a hard time not bussing my partner after what happened precisely because I could make a post like that.
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