I was accosted by a Jewish hobo today...

[Hooahguy]

Have you heard about the new German Microwave?

It's got ten seats inside.

Unrelated, but one of my favourites:

What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?

Their last big hit was The Wall.

On a similar vein: Did you hear about Princess Diana? She was all over the radio. And the dashboard.

Ha, thats pretty funny.

Ok, my best one is incredibly offensive, do not open it unless you want to be offended. Im serious.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza?

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Pizzas dont scream when they are put in the oven.

A rabbi I know told me that one.

Obligatory edit: I'm Jewish so I think I get a pass on this one. If you arent Jewish, I would advise not saying this joke.

^{Please don't ban me.}