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  1. 10-19-2013, 14:11 #1
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    I had too much to drink last night.

    Took the wrong girl home

    Im sad.

    Like actually sad
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    Quote Originally Posted by Strike For The South View Post
    I had too much to drink last night.

    Took the wrong girl home

    Im sad.

    Like actually sad
    Were you forced to gnaw off your own arm rather than wake her?


    Just kidding. I had a buddy who did just that in college. He felt -- and should have -- guilty for weeks. Do not mix serious drinking and sexual liaisons. Never a good recipe.
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    How does one go home with the wrong girl?

    Something I never understood... was it that you were horny for a leg-over, then picked some one easy to get it out of the way, then you realised later it was totally foolish? Were you that drunk you were virtually blind?
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    There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford

    My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.

    I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.
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    Honestly?

    I have a ridiculous schoolboy crush on a girl because I am an ass. We've been spending a lot of time together, hooking up, the usual. So on Thursday we went to go see a movie and I didn't make a move. I have no idea why not, generally I'm pretty aggressive because I am an ass. I just didn't. So last night we went out with a whole group and she was being rather flirtatious (which is fine, she owes me nothing, I'm not mad about that) so in my (6 pitchers of beer and 2 bottles of wine) head I think I'll even the score.

    I feel really bad because Girl #2 absolutely knows (she mentioned it). Hopefully she just wanted to have a bit of fun , but even then I know I would feel like shit had the roles been reversed.

    Not to mention there is another dude vying for her affections and lets be honest I just want to take him out back and cave his head in, but I can't do that becuase of the whole lawyer thing.

    So basically I am not handling my problems like an adult, think the stress is getting to me

    On the bright side 7 out of 52 on my contracts midterm.
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    I suppose you are planning to drop out due to recent events, but I am just here to encourage you and tell you that there is more to life than just football. Good food is pretty awesome. Beer is nice. A lot of people swear by vagina and its healing properties. Anyway, you have a lot to live for blah blah blah
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    Quote Originally Posted by Strike For The South View Post
    Honestly?

    I have a ridiculous schoolboy crush on a girl because I am an ass. We've been spending a lot of time together, hooking up, the usual. So on Thursday we went to go see a movie and I didn't make a move. I have no idea why not, generally I'm pretty aggressive because I am an ass. I just didn't. So last night we went out with a whole group and she was being rather flirtatious (which is fine, she owes me nothing, I'm not mad about that) so in my (6 pitchers of beer and 2 bottles of wine) head I think I'll even the score.

    I feel really bad because Girl #2 absolutely knows (she mentioned it). Hopefully she just wanted to have a bit of fun , but even then I know I would feel like shit had the roles been reversed.

    Not to mention there is another dude vying for her affections and lets be honest I just want to take him out back and cave his head in, but I can't do that becuase of the whole lawyer thing.

    So basically I am not handling my problems like an adult, think the stress is getting to me

    On the bright side 7 out of 52 on my contracts midterm.
    So you've been sleeping with her - but you're not exclusive, but you want to be?

    Unless I've missed something or I'm not understanding your use of "hook up". Why not just, you know? Say something?

    also: Meh - epic woman troubles - you never grow out of them.

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    Never try to understand women.

    Women understand women, and they ****ing hate each other.

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