(Not) UN on Sinterklaas: Yep, we are guilty.

[Andres]

I thought Sinterklaas was a Turk. So, Sinterklaas and Zwarte Piet are actually a Turkish boss with a white employee who is forced to climb up and down chimneys. I'd say Sinterklaas and Zwarte Piet are a good example of what succesful integration of muslim immigrants could accomplish: the muslim becomes boss of a succesful and lucrative business and employs whites to do the dirty chimney climbing work.

Sinterklaas is the example of the perfectly integrated and succesful muslim (he became a Catholic Bishop and runs his own business and he's famous!).