Quote Originally Posted by johnhughthom View Post
It's so cute how you guys think I'm not serious.
I'm actually outside your house right now, in a van, plotting your downfall.

I've been saving up dozens and dozens of rotten eggs and storing them in jars of my own urine for years.

(This is unrelated to your downfall, I just felt like mentioning it as a topic of conversation)

In case I'm asleep on a pile of discarded doritos bags and empty dr pepper bottles, and like a tow truck guy comes, just tap lightly on the windows until I wake up (I do not appreciate loud noises) and just politely remind me to move it.

Also, the beer in your fridge tastes awful. Buy imported Belgian stuff. I'm not stalking you for the inferior beer, okay?