Ukraine Thread

[GenosseGeneral]

So when's Episode 3 coming out?

The producers haven't agreed on the plot yet, but there is a number of groups working on it. Ideas:

1) MOAR ESCALATION! MORE WAR, MORE SANCTIONS! IN 3D!!! This plot is favoured by NATO, hawks in Russia and the US, Ukrainian Nazis, those of their Russian counterparts fighting against them at the Donbass.
2) Majdan the Third. The Ukrainian people are so fed up with their new corrupt government, that they decide to bring another group of oligarchs into power. I suggest Pinchuk, Kuchma and Firtash.
3) Civil war of the oligarchs. The Ukrainian oligarchs, during the 90s also known as the Russian mafia, go back to their roots and use the mobilized volunteer battaillons to fight each other over the control of valuable assets. For instance Ukrtransnaftgaz. More on this innovative approach to keep things exciting:
http://korrespondent.net/special/168...-ukrtransnafty Unfortunately in Russian, but some of the pictures taken on set might give you an idea.
Kolomoyskiy and some of Poroshenko's followers are currently working on this episode.