Yes, just too bad that that doesn't cheer me up at the slightest, because it just sounds more like "we're all robots and most of us very simple ones with only a few buttons to press at that..." than all the things people want to make themselves out to be all the time.
It makes all the sophisticated discussion and politicking seem even more superfluous because one just needs to find the most common button, and I've said myself before that doing something against the wealth divide is the root of many issues.
Now you may ask "but why aren't you happy then if the candidate who claims to do that has won?". And the answer is that this is a mixed bag.
My evil side is happy and thinks that this experiment could go horribly wrong because he either has stupid ideas for how to fix these issues or is not going to help the people anyway and I gloat over the idea that the people will have to drink what they chose. Especially funny with the privatization and poisoning of drinking water in mind that we've actually seen happen already.
My other side, the one that actually laments this decision, simply says that voting for someone who could potentially kill your children by ignoring global warming and who could tank the entire economy, based on the oh-so-legitimate view that you lost your job when your local CO2-spewing, leaky chemical factory closed is maybe perhaps, most certainly still bloody stupid.
Not least of all because the fact that your town only had that one factory as a job provider was the result of your previous behavior as a consumer and voter, but at that point I'm probably stepping over a line once more where people will tell me about the depressing relation of work hours and education and that I can't just demand people to be reasonable or so.
I guess I'm just a silly elitist who is not giving the working man enough credit for constantly thinking that the vultures who let him work long and hard and abandon him for profit are the solution to all his problems. And the orange vulture said he'll fix it all after all.
I guess we will see about the magic of Trumponomics, I feel a bit like what Pannonian always said about Fragony watching an experiment from a relatively safe distance. Except that I didn't encourage this experiment, so if it goes wrong I'm free to gloat I guess, if not I can just pick the cherries and want them here, too.
Even more depressing news about human nature?
If you cannot sway the extremes, aren't you left with conflict/violent resolution or oppression of their views?
Were Stalinists and Nazis right all along? Alex Jones already said the ones who can't agree with the Trump presidency need to be prosecuted because they'll never be silent, maybe he is onto something?
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