Short answer: I couldn't give a rat's about what the Poms get up to and I hate still being part of the Commonwealth (It makes me feel our nation is getting somewhat Patronised). Our future does not lie with Britain - it lies with Asia.
Aw, shucks. And all 62 million of us were just burning up to tell you how to run your country, sweetie. We talk of nothing else.

Which one were you again?

As for the rest, if this common market is worth anything, I want some of what Louis is smoking.