On Fighting A Grizzly Bear

[Strike For The South]

Well I've decided. A grizzly bear would be the best challenge to me in a fight. But before I go to the tale of the tape, lets look at some of the challengers who didn't make the cut.

-Big Cats (Lions, Tigers, Mountain Lions) While very physically formidable these cats have one drawback. They cant stand so imagine how easy its to put it in a chokehold

Tale of the tape
Me: 6ft 245lbs
Bengal Tiger: 10ft 600lbs


Fight time: 30-45 seconds
How does it end?: I come in from behind and put the tiger in sleeper hold

-Great White Sharks. Once again very imposing however they have a glass nose. All the strength and biting power means nothing once I pop them in the nose.

Tale of the tape
Me: 6ft 245lbs
Great White: 20ft 5,000lbs

Fight time: 8 seconds
How does it end: I square and hit the thing right in its nose.

Now on to the Grizzly Bear

Nancy Boy

Tale of the Tape
Me: 6 ft 245 lbs
Grizzly: 8ft 1,000 lbs

What the Grizzly Bear has to do to win the fight
-Hit me, just once. Way I figure it I get hit in the face with one of those paws I'm going blind in one or both eyes and most likely I will start to cry.

What I have to do to win the fight
-Get inside and work the body. The bear is going to try to keep me at a distance using his superior reach and height against. I NEED to get inside and make the thing wish he didn't have ribs.

-Make the fight last. Many of the grizzly bears oppentes run or get there throat ripped out very early on. Which means the bear is poorly conditoned. The longer I drag this thing out, the more tired he gets.

Fight time: 10 rounds

How does it end: In round ten a tired SFTS just connects with one good body shot sending and exhausted Grizzly to the canvas. After a ten count SFTS picks the bear up, takes him home and makes him do tricks for him