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    Quote Originally Posted by yesdachi View Post
    I would like some more information about the bear before I place my bet.

    Is the bear also from Texas?

    Is the bear ill-tempered?
    No there bear is from Alaska

    It will be the most ill-tempered I can find.
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    Stage four, we say maybe there was something we could have done, but it's too late now.

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    Default Re: On Fighting A Grizzly Bear

    Quote Originally Posted by Strike For The South View Post
    No there bear is from Alaska

    Why not Montana? Seems a Montana Grizzly would want to take down a Texan a bit more, and might already have a touch of experience from Texas sized tourists. If you're going with Alaska, why not go for a polar bear?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Whacker View Post
    I bet disco could take you!
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    Beware the Bear. Now we know why SFTS has such hostility toward bears.
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    omg I think I wet myself...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hosakawa Tito View Post
    Beware the Bear. Now we know why SFTS has such hostility toward bears.
    Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

    omg I think I wet myself...
    Holy crap that's funny! I love the people toward the end that start socking him.

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    Stage two, we say something may be about to happen, but we should do nothing about it.
    Stage three, we say that maybe we should do something about it, but there's nothing we can do.
    Stage four, we say maybe there was something we could have done, but it's too late now.

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    Default Re: On Fighting A Grizzly Bear

    Quote Originally Posted by Hosakawa Tito View Post
    Beware the Bear. Now we know why SFTS has such hostility toward bears.
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    omg I think I wet myself...
    Time: 1:18. Someone took self defense classes.

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    Default Re: On Fighting A Grizzly Bear

    Shoot it with a high power rifle, that should work, won't it ?

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