Noble Son... and two filths- Small Mafia [Concluded]

[FactionHeir]

Why do my allies always seem to get killed by others

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At least I guessed right that White Eyes was still alive

[White_eyes:D]

Oh well, at least I can say I killed the most Princes.....
still though Beefy.....I have no idea how I could have thought that more though......it seemed all my actions inside the castle were worthless.....can you please explain why?

Edit: I feel so used by Beefy......

[White_eyes:D]

List of what I did
-Had fake guy die, so YLC would not kill me....
-Helped try to save Quintus by setting a fire.....turns out Beefy just made it his funeral pire
-Was going to kill Yoyoma, but warning from most troops suggested that WAS A bad idea...
=Then killed El Diablo and was going to take control of some of the troops....unless FactionHeir in a PM said he was gonna come outta no where and kill me, I have no idea how he would have killed me so easily(I get the feeling the Host was secretly working against me......)

[Yoyoma1910]

It's called mutiny my dear boy. It's what you get for not wiining your troops hearts, and going qround slaughtering those who did.

[Beefy187]

List of what I did
-Had fake guy die, so YLC would not kill me....
-Helped try to save Quintus by setting a fire.....turns out Beefy just made it his funeral pire
-Was going to kill Yoyoma, but warning from most troops suggested that WAS A bad idea...
=Then killed El Diablo and was going to take control of some of the troops....unless FactionHeir in a PM said he was gonna come outta no where and kill me, I have no idea how he would have killed me so easily(I get the feeling the Host was secretly working against me......)

First one worked

Second one.. Quintus decided that he will spread the fire even more. But I got a exterminate order from one of the princes.

Third one.. Well you decided not to.

Fourth one. Factionheir was coming to the official king ceremony coz they won. And El Diablo was going to crown Factionheir to officially declare him the king. But you decided to kill him when he was marching towards you... Host was not secretly working against you. But I can exactly let you pull of a Nathan Petrelli either.

Now I shall edit the post a bit to honor Sir Sarathos' dead wish... Come back as a ghost

[White_eyes:D]

It's called mutiny my dear boy. It's what you get for not wiining your troops hearts, and going qround slaughtering those who did.

So they were the ones to kill me???......no it was just Faction Heir outta no where.......pointless and like I said I thought he was somewhere else......unless he hid in the crowd like I did?

Edit: Still then you were saying I didn't notice him run up? I said I would be on HIGH ALERT....wow guess you missed that.....
Unlikely I would notice him coming up then......

[Beefy187]

So they were the ones to kill me???......no it was just Favtion Heir outta no where.......pointless and like I said I thought he was somewhere else......unless he hid in the crowd like I did?

He was in the same place. Taking command of the main force. El Diablos force was on the wall and Factionheirs was the mobile force, incase YLC broke in the city. In any case, there is no chance of Factionheir not realizing whats going on.

Even if you got the troops, you had nearly no chance of winning as Factionheirs order was for him to have the main force.

Better chance was for you to kill Factionheir. But with the guards around him, that would've been hard

[FactionHeir]

I gave an order for high alert as well and had people report things to me
Besides, what do you expect walking all alone into a horde of my loyal soldiers?

[White_eyes:D]

Point taken but like I said I should have noticed Faction Heir in that case, if he was going to be crowned king......and plus you seemed to expect a lot outta me.....who do you think I am? One of the tacticians from 'Romance of the three Kingdoms?'
I am dismayed that I lost because I tried to outwit everyone but it seems I had no way of doing that.....damn it.....sad too.....I was only doing as the Captain wanted, making sure there was only one prince left.....I still feel so used......

[FactionHeir]

I suppose such expectations would be justifed for a single man in a sea of hostile forces standing out in white armor and a flag in hand, no?

I didn't actually plan on getting crowned king - wasn't my idea, so I wasn't exactly present for a while.

[Yoyoma1910]

So what's the plan now?

[White_eyes:D]

I suppose such expectations would be justifed for a single man in a sea of hostile forces standing out in white armor and a flag in hand, no?

I didn't actually plan on getting crowned king - wasn't my idea, so I wasn't exactly present for a while.

See, even he admits it would have been unlikely that he would have arrived in time for the finishing of my speech and that I would not have noticed him.....I still have a claim on my title "White_eyes The Deceiver"

Edit: Man, if this were real life.....I think I would have won.......just EVIL beefy killed my chances at that......

[FactionHeir]

You did finish your speech, but it rang hollow and I was informed in the meantime of it and had time to aim at you while you were rambling endlessly

As for what's next, where's yoyo anyway? Grabbing pizza?

[White_eyes:D]

You used a crossbow? damn, I guess I was outwitted....

Edit: either Yoyoma should kill himself or the Captain should kill all the Princes and proclaiming himself King, otherwise I feel cheated....but then again I did cheat out everyone else no matter what Beefy's write-up says....you also missed where I said I would BEHEAD El Diablo....sorry to bug you about that but I just thought for a sec and was like WTH? why didn't I behead him? It add's to the ruthlessness of my character....

[Yoyoma1910]

Sorry gentlemen. Apparently an all beef pizza takes a long time to bake, even for a yo yo master.


I'll be down right after this last cocktail.

[White_eyes:D]

Sorry gentlemen. Apparently an all beef pizza takes a long time to bake, even for a yo yo master.
I'll be down right after this last cocktail.

Hopefully, you get too drunk and fall and die then Faction Heir is proclaimed King.....I mean what HAVE you done this whole time Yoyoma????

[Yoyoma1910]

Hopefully, you get too drunk and fall and die then Faction Heir is proclaimed King.....I mean what HAVE you done this whole time Yoyoma????

I've been having a twelve martini lunch.

What have you been doing?

[Beefy187]

Im supposed to be writing essays right now.. But I want to finish this today..

Last chapter...Actually the second last..

Factionheir sat with his soldiers, bowing his head to the shrine.

"Beefs. I thank you for the victory today. YLCs army retreated. White_Eyes finally slain..For that I thank you."

The priests and priestess of Beef danced madly. While Factionheir continued

"Shrine. I also moan the death of the brothers. Aries. Shlin. El Diablo. Sarathos...our lost soldiers. Please accept those to your kingdom."

The priests and priestess placed a brand new statue next the shrine of Beef. Factionheir faced his troops and started to make an speech.

"Months ago. Our good father Beefy died. That was a month ago. Path was dark. Wind was strong. Thunders struck. But we did not stop. We marched. We climbed. We crawled here. And finally we saw a light. Light of hope. Light of future and thats where we are standing here. Please brothers! Be proud of who you are. And what you have achieved. Today is a joyful event. Where new kingdom of Beefy starts today. But let us not forget the sacrifices we had to pay. Now those who celebrate. Those who grief. Let us all come together and eat this feast."

"Beefy" all chanted.

Feast began.. Endless fun. Endless joy.. Even the grief was gone. King was decided.

"Captain! How are you?"

"Good thanks my lord. Look at you! King huh? That crown looks nice on you."

"Not yet im afraid... There is still one more."

"No.. But Yoyoma will surely not claim his spot. He was sleeping!! In the middle of the battle like a coward! Surely.."

"My friend.. Yoyoma will not dare do such things. He will do something more useful.."

Factionheir left the captain and headed to the veranda.

"Join the feast soldier. Ill take on the watch for you."

"Thank you my lord..... What is that???"

Both soldier and Factionheir saw the grim light.... Light of the torches coming from the east. Could it be YLC? No...

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"Prince!! Show us walk the dawg again!"

"Here we go!! MOOO!!!"

"MOOO!!" his soldiers shouted and laughed. It was Prince Yoyoma with his army. Marching to the battle.

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"Ah brother Factionheir.. Good to see you my friend."

"Prince Yoyoma.. Im afraid I am now King Factionheir. Please join me... We are having our feast."

"No thanks.. We are quite capable of opening our feast of our own you see?"

"I dont understand Prince Yoyoma..."

"You see.. You've became the king.. But see.. I didn't quite approve.. You know?"

"But you didn't participate in our battle.. How could you.."

"I was actually gathering a army.. Big enough to beat enough YLC and White_Eyes army.. But it seems it was too late"

"Yes the enemies fleed on the second day of the battle."

"I see. So there wasn't a much of a battle were there? What say me and your army face each other tomorrow? On battle field. Winner becomes the king. Do understand Factionheir. We are decent peoples.. We will not interrupt your feast "

"Same goes to you... Very well. Tomorrow. On the Beef land plains."

Final condition

It is now night. The next battle will be held on Beef land plains next day. There is a Forrest on the west side and east side Where two army will start from. There is a river going from the east to west on the north. Nothing but flat plains on the middle. Steep hill on the south.

The battle must be done on this location. Winner gets to be the king.

Factionheir does have the advantage of having more army but Yoyoma has the quality. And it should add up to approximately equal.

Orders in please to decide the fate of the kingdom

[El Diablo]

WhiteEyes I am gonna haunt your bones...

Also Beefness I had made express orders that m y men were to follow FactionHeir in the event of my retirement or demise. I assume they are included in his army.

[Beefy187]

WhiteEyes I am gonna haunt your bones...

Also Beefness I had made express orders that m y men were to follow FactionHeir in the event of my retirement or demise. I assume they are included in his army.

It is included. But in order to be a mean host I am...

[White_eyes:D]

I've been having a twelve martini lunch.
What have you been doing?

yeah sure and getting a HIGHLY elite army while you were at it, I knew it.... I have no real idea who will win.......unless one of the Princes uses cunning and guile......(those are mine) Man, Yoyoma you really got lucky....should have went with Plan kill 'Yoyoma the Prince who did nothing the Whole time'.....and me Killing El Diablo just helped him......

[Beefy187]

yeah sure and getting a HIGHLY elite army while you were at it, I knew it.... I have no real idea who will win.......unless one of the Princes uses cunning and guile......(those are mine) Man, Yoyoma you really got lucky....should have went with Plan kill 'Yoyoma the Prince who did nothing the Whole time'.....and me Killing El Diablo just helped him......

Actually you would've been killed if you dared enter Yoyomas room without his permission. He really love his martini lunch

[Yoyoma1910]

Yes, nobody disturbs me when I'm having one of my twelve martini lunches. You know us artists, we're very moo-dy.

[White_eyes:D]

I would have disguised myself as the waiter and poisoned you.... Unless you killed all your waiters just to be sure..

[Beefy187]

I would have disguised myself as the waiter and poisoned you.... Unless you killed all your waiters just to be sure..

Sadly that wouldn't have worked either. Im sure Yoyoma is willing to share his secret after the game

[Beefy187]

I was going to make it a serious strategic battle.. But I can already see both of them going to argue about what should've happened and such. So ive changed my mind

The prince with a funnier battle strategy wins!! Make me laugh! Make me spew! Make my guts hurt! And you win!!

Make the dead former king Beefy laugh... Its kinda like making the goddess of war smile upon you ey?

[FactionHeir]

-_- I am working on actual strategy and now you tell me I have to be funny?

[Thermal]

this game has been going on for an eternity, was i in it? i don't remember......

also the idea of battles sounds good

[Yoyoma1910]

I was going to make it a serious strategic battle.. But I can already see both of them going to argue about what should've happened and such. So ive changed my mind

The prince with a funnier battle strategy wins!! Make me laugh! Make me spew! Make my guts hurt! And you win!!

Make the dead former king Beefy laugh... Its kinda like making the goddess of war smile upon you ey?

What? Do we look like White Eyes over here.

-_- I am working on actual strategy and now you tell me I have to be funny?

Don't worry we're in the same boat, it's the King Beefy Cruise liner.


Care for a sazarac or mint julep before the battle? I'll get one of the waiters to bring you one.


Garcon, garcon....

[Andres]

Garcon, garcon....

It's garçon

*** Disappears back into the shadows ***