The armies of Pizzaguy storm into the kingdom.
They are 500,000,000 strong, all clad in the finest rags and leather armour, armed with pitchforks, hunting bows, and spears. There are 200 generals with 30 fully armoured bodyguards on horseback for each one, and the Pizzaguy himself has a bodyguard complement of 50 gold-chevron guardsmen.
Having captured Italy and their seige-making facilities, as well as the giant Fortress of Palermo, the pizzaish armies are also flanked by dismounted feudal knights, swordsmen, longbowmen, and many, many mercenary spearmen, and crusader knights, both on mount and on foot. Trebuchets begin launching flaming rocks and rotting cows.
The sheer size of this army dwarfs all the other armies in the world combined, and not a single one of these troops is armed with gunpowder. Having blitzed his way across Europe, Africa, and the Middle East, Pizza has conquered Asia and has now landed on the shores of the Beefy people.
Prepare for war!!!
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