Noble Son... and two filths- Small Mafia [Concluded]

[Yoyoma1910]

Oh great, now there are ghosts?


breaks out the bat ghost repellent spray, and clears the air


Look gentlemen, first off, Beefy didn't just give me an army. I had to go on a long quest to try and gain every troop I got, traveling all across Beefdom. I don't know what the rest of you did to gain your army, but I worked for mine. I had to be creative. And this army was intended to give Beefdom the advantage it needed to defeat White Eyes and YLC. But YLC's pulling out changed the game, and prematurely ended the battle while I was in the middle of gaining what troops I have.


Second, Faction Heir had stated he wanted to start a council of nobles. Well, then why was he declared king? Where is the council he so vehemently sought? I have made no deceptions to anyone. My goal was to make Sarathos, son of Beefy king. But he was murdered. And El Diablo witnessed this, but did nothing to intervene. My second goal was to raise an army to help save Beefdom. That became an obsolete goal as soon as it was completed. Now what? I am a prince with out a king, who has earned an elite army. On the throne sits a man who had claimed that we would stand as equals. Do not call me the false brother. I have deceived no one


So what if I stopped now? Either I still remain as a potential contender to the throne, or what? A two party council of nobles? That would be hardly effective.


If I must lose, I am happy it is to Faction Heir. He has played a good game, and is fulfilling his noble role very well. But I intend to win against him or lose to him, so please go back to your graves.





Now, where is that waiter with my Dom Perignon and two lovelies?

[El Diablo]

And El Diablo witnessed this, but did nothing to intervene.

Our host told me I had no time to intervene. At the time I was suspicious of Sarathos and so said that I would follow him to see what he was up to and take some bodyguards so react if ATTACKED but as I was not attacked - Sarathos was, my instruction came back to haunt me and Sarathos was killed.

As for putting FactionHeir on the throne, as you had been gone so long (whilst the fighting was going on I might add) I thought that you may have slipped away, and I was not interested in ruling. I just wanted to be left to juggle my kittens.

[Yoyoma1910]

What fighting? That wasn't a battle, it was a surrender.

[Beefy187]

I'm still waiting for orders to come. I'm not slacking off just so you know.

[Beefy187]

Final chapter

In the small hut, I saw the child, reading books. So heavy, filled with small words for a child of 5 to read. Out of amazement I asked.

"My dear boy. What book are you reading?"
"History uncle. Its titled 'history of our kingdom, by William. George Aquarius"

I stared at him in amazement. When I was his age, I was out in the bush fighting my friends with sticks. I only learned to read around five years ago. Fact that.... This fact that theres a history book in our hut amazed me more.

"Gosh, must've taking that all granny Marthas history book. Do you remember her?"
"Yes uncle."
"Hmm lets see.. Which part are you up to?"
"Death of White_Eyes. Retreatment of YLCs army. I'm up to where Yoyoma arrived with his army."
"Do you want to know who won the battle? After that?"
"No uncle. Please do tell!"
"Ok....my dear boy.... The man who won was called....."

ATPG!!!

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No of cause not. We do not allow these kind of jokes in Beefendom. You know.. Its unnecessary...

"So who won uncle?" said the boy.. Not amused by the joke.
"Well heres what happened that day..."

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Dawn. Two army met on the battle field. Two army. Led by two general who once shared a common goal. Common view. Common enemy. Now facing each other on the battle field. Irony.

Captain did not know if he was to support Factionheir, the commander of the army, or Yoyoma, who predicted that YLCs army will win and gathered reinforcement. Captain had to be blamed to the certain extent. He could've formally allowed the noble councils of the princes. But with his decision that Kingdom will not stand without a sole ruler, he invited this bloodshed. It was his fault that El Diablo died. Quintus died. Sarathos died. And even White_eyes death was his fault. Was it better for him to let them have the council? To allow them to have equal force, fighting each other, draining the kingdom? Perhaps they wouldn't have. Perhaps they would've.

"Captain. Why so hollow?" asked Factionheir.

With this word, Captain was immediately brought back to the reality.

Yes. He must focus for the out coming battle.

"No excuse sir."

"Its ok captain. Every soldiers can get drown in their own thoughts. Whats more important is, if they can get out of it when they have to."

"Yes sir."

"Now stay with me."

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Two men met on the battle field.

One man who were the closest to the crown. So close that he was called with the name Factionheir.

Another was the man who were one of Beefys favorite son. For he and his family was the master of Yoyo-tology. The mystical art of entertainment and healing worried minds.

The two heroes met on the center.

"Yoyoma. My demands are simple. Please lay down your arms. There is no longer White_Eyes. There is no reason we should fight."

"Que? So he died?"

"He did."

"So he did.."

"So please..."

"There is one problem however Factionheir... I never gave my permission. For you to become the king."

"It was not necessary. It was I who led our army to victory. El Diablo crownd me."

"But you see.. I did contribute too.. And thus I deserve my share sir Factionheir..."

"And your demands are?"

"I want you to step down. I get to be the king."

"Ah...Well...."

"You cant right?"

"I cannot fullfill your demands. So we shall fight."

"we shall fight..."

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Nothing blocks between Factionheirs army and Yoyomas. Except the distance of 200 meters.

"CAPTAIN! LAUNCH DEATH!!!" Shouted Factionheir
"Roger!! lads... GIVE THEM LUNCH!!!"

With a deep creek, the catapult launched the first lot of.... steak.

Yoyomas army seemed to be confused. But after a few moments of hesitation, they dug in.

"10...9...8..."

The soldiers miraculously brought out their knife and folks. Even their own plate and napkins. and started their little picnic around the meat.

"5...4...3..."

The expression on Yoyomas soldier were pure joy... Soon to be turn into terror...

"2...1...ZERO!!"

The time froze... Silence dominated as Factionheirs army stared at Yoyomas soldiers. Suddenly, Yoyomas man strangled them selves and pulled out their Katanas. Commiting sepuku. Shouting

"SORRY LORD BEEFY!! I HAVE SINNED... Today.... WE ate lamb!! DAMN YOU FACTIONHEIR!! YOU LEFT US NO CHOICE!!"

While majority of their man committed sepuku, the rest started to flee.

"Release the cows captain!"

"Yes sir!"

With his signal. The mighty bulls charged at the enemies fleeing body. The bull knights immediately reached their turf.

Yoyomas army scattered, torching their barricade and running in the bush.

"Captain, lead the charge!"

"Yes sir!"

With his signal, most of Factionheirs army charged at the bush... Not knowing their fate.

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"ARGHHHHHHHHHHH"

What greeted the first lot of soldiers was the screaming womens. Half naked. Camping in the forest.

"Why hello ladies.. Did you see any soldiers around?"

"My apologies my lord. You must be the warriors from Beef castle. If our voice disturbed you my lord. I humble apologize on behalf of my girls."

"No need. Have you or have you not?"

"We are the bush maidans. And this is our territory. Now our understanding is that your army are currently in war with army of Yoyoma. As subject of Beefdom, its our duty to capture the traitors."

"What? Explain your self"

"We are saying that we have captured the traitor Yoyoma. Along with his soldiers and already put them in cage... Where they belong. Look!"

Captain saw the cage. Where Yoyomas man were getting poked by girls, taunting the prisoners..

"Umm... Would you mind releasing them... It looks like one of those fetish on P@+*& tube"

"Sorry?"

"Never mind brave maidens.."

"Well what my people want to say is that... You've won!! The glorious army of Beef have won! The villains captured!!"

"Umm.."

"What are you waiting for. Cheer!! Say YAY!"

"Yay"

"Louder.. all of you! Join! YAY!!"

"YAY!!"

"YAY!!!"

"YAY!!!!! Weve won!"

"Thats right! King Beefy!!"

"YAY!!"

"King Factionheir!!"

"HAIL!! HAIL FACTIONHEIR!!!"

The soldiers danced around with the maidens. Chatting. flirting. Eating...

"Please captain. Have some stew."

"Im afraid I have duties maam. I have to go report to my lord Factionheir."

"Bring him along... Pleeeease.. I always wanted to know what he looked like. Is he handsome?"

"My lord is very handsome.. And guess what ladies.. Not married yet!!"

"YAY!!! Bring him! Bring him!!"

"Ill be back in a sec.."

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"YOU WHAT??"

"All as I reported my lord. I told the ladies that you are still single."

"WHAT DID YOU DO?"

"My lord... If you wish to be a king, you need a beautiful wife and beautiful child and..."

"Its a trap you fool!! The girls are Yoyomas!! You've ruined me captain! You fool!!"

"What??"

"Retreat to the castle! We have no time!!"

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"Soo...George what do you do for living?"

"Well.... Stacy... I just got promoted to elites this year and...... What the!!"

"Surprised to see me like this George?"

"Holy!!"

The army.... Well.... Fools who ate the stew until they were fool were now surrounded by a hordes of crossbow mans. And further more... Womens, who they thought were beautiful, being the most muscular beasts they ever seen in their life. In a short time of three seconds, their dress ripped open, showing what they are really made of.. Iron muscles.

"Ho ho ho!! Don't feel trouble man... Do you like cows?"

It was Yoyoma. Who was 'captured' by the maidens. Instead he had two ladies, clinging on his arm. Soldiers weren't jealous though. Even Yoyoma him self seems like he wants to get rid of them.

"Our royality is with prince Factionheir!"

*Mooo!!"

"Cmon... You like cows dont you?"

"But...."

"Who likes Yoyo? Everyone likes Yoyo..."

"We must..."

"Stop resisting. I am prince of Beefdom too you know?"

"but..."

"Stop your yapping... Or else im going to make my cows go horny..."

*moo moo~~

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"What happened to Factionheir uncle?"

"I'm still in the middle of my story alright? I'm almost done"

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Factionheir sat on his horse in disbelieve. Twice he lost his battle. Once against White_Eyes. But that time he had a traitor. Now the second time. Thinking back... He never actually won a single match.. Seeing as YLC retreated his army..

"Sir.... "

"I can see whats going on..."

"Walls are collapsing sir... "

"IM AWARE OF THAT! You fool!!"

From the collapsing tunnel he saw.....



appearing slowly from the ground.

It cant be Yoyoma.... It must be

"YLC!!!"

"Hello Factionheir.. Thanks for inviting me to the party."

"Your welcome. Although I don't remember inviting you..."

"Aww please. I like parties."

"Well guess what.. Your here for your funeral!!"





"Well well gentleman's...." Voice of a women. "Aha! You must be YLC. Yoyoma warned us that you might show up!"

"Amazonian. I suggest you take your squad back. Your squad has no chance against our armies."

"Well YLC.. I suggest you take your armies back to your city because this will be your grave."

"This is our turf. King Factionheirs turf! This is where both of you will die!!"

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"So who won uncle?"

"Your father."

"You knew my father?"

"Indeed I did."

"Who is he? Is he on the history book?????"

"Luke....."

"Yes uncle?"

"I AM YOUR FATHER!!!"

"Umm...."

"TOGETHER WE SHALL RULE THE GALAXY!!!"

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Alright dont kill me... I understand.. That was going to be the ending but... I figured no one will be satisfied So here it is....

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"There is something I have not told you before Luke..."

"What is it?"

"Before he died... Your father asked me to take you away... To save you from all the trouble...

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The two armies started to fight YLC furiously started to fight Factionheir. His bull knights met Factionheirs Bull knights. Luckily for Factionheir, He quickly reacted to YLCs apearance and managed to block the Sap Tunnel, making a choke point.

While Factionheirs footman its smashing YLCs soldiers, whether if its the magic of teh M, YLCs bull knights were on the advantage.

but it was the matter of time YLC was going to win as his army was far more superior then Factionheirs...

"HAHA!! I am here!! Fear me!!"

Yoyoma joined the party, as Natasha, the amazonian opened the gates. The full.... Hungry force of Yoyoma has joined the battle field....

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"Yes?"

"Just before he died.... Prince Factionheir has asked me to keep you safe from Yoyoma.... "

"So I am..."

"Luke... You are the son of Factionheir."

Factionheir unfortunately you are dead.

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"Its a shame that it has to end this way... Is it not? Us princes... Who were raised together. Laughed together. Studied together.. We had a fair few fights.. We cried... But at the end we always smiled. I cant see any of you smile now.. Aries.. Lord Winter... Shlin...White_Eyes... Quintus...Sarathos... El Diablo....Factionheir...And now you.... YLC... whats your last word?"

"Let my man live.. "

"Done. Anything else?"

"Be a good king you moron! Dont you dare destroy this country!"

"On your grave and my brothers I will"

"Now I can.... God I hate dying... Damn it... It hurts right?"

"Brother YLC. I am so sorry...."

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Congratulations to Prince Yoyoma for your victory

Analysis comes later.

[Beefy187]

Role pms

White_Eyes:D

Greetings prince White_ Eyes. You hold the name of fearsome warriors of White Eye clan who are best known for the outstanding services during the war for Beefs independents. While you have a good reputation within the palace, you were born of a whore (Apologies.. I cannot rephrase it in nicer terms…)
However your father King Beefy always taught you birth is not the matter but what you do in life is the important stuff. You dearly love the kingdom of Beef and you truly believe that you are the only prince who has the right quality to maintain the Kingdom and even strengthen it and while you pretend to believe the prophecy, you know that it is just superstition. As you are the smartest prince, you cannot be killed during night and you are capable of assassinating other princes by your self

Role: Mafia
Goal: Eliminate other princes

Ability:
1. You are immune to night kills
2. Every second night you are able to kill one player by your self
3. If not performing the kill, you are able to assassinate other princes with 2 other prince. After two successful murders you will be able to kill every night by yourself. However if you get caught performing murders, you will be jailed where you won’t be able to perform any night actions or join the vote. When performing a group kill, three of you must decide who is going to be performing the kill.
4. With another prince you are able to torture whoever is jailed. With torturing you will be able to get the name of other two in who did group kill
5. Obviously you get a vote to exile a prince
6. You can also start a rumour. If you do it three turns in a row to the same target you are able to exile a prince without the risk of getting jailed
7. With another prince, you can call a guard to protect one person. If successful, murderer will be jailed and targets life will be saved. However, if this fails, the guard will jail both princes for false alarm. After one successful guarding, you will be able to perform this action by yourself and guard won’t jail you.
8. With another prince, you can witness a murder. If successful, murderer will be jailed but the target will be dead. After one successful witnessing, you will get the ability to investigate one person each night to research if they are noble birth or not.
9. During night you can write a letter to one person or to the whole group by sending the letter to me via pm.

Happy killing

Aries777777

Greetings prince Aries. As you can see from your name, your mothers are from the noble Aries clan who gained their fame through the art of war during the independence war of Beef (For a side note, you are lucky. You are 777777th male born from a Aries clan). In this time of crisis where all the surrounding country will take advantage of good king Beefys’ death, Beef needs a strong general. You Aries who holds the name of God of war from Greek mythology are exactly what Beef needs. To save the kingdom from the fate of ultimate destruction, you will have to be the king. No matter if that means you have to kill all the other princes.

Role: Prince (townie)
Goal: Eliminate the filthy prince, and then eliminate all others.

1. you are able to assassinate other princes with 2 other prince. After two successful murders you will be able to kill every night by yourself. However if you get caught performing murders, you will be jailed where you won’t be able to perform any night actions or join the vote. When performing a group kill, three of you must decide who is going to be performing the kill.
2. With another prince you are able to torture whoever is jailed. With torturing you will be able to get the name of other two in who did group kill
3. Obviously you get a vote to exile a prince
4. You can also start a rumour. If you do it three turns in a row to the same target you are able to exile a prince without the risk of getting jailed
5. With another prince, you can call a guard to protect one person. If successful, murderer will be jailed and targets life will be saved. However, if this fails, the guard will jail both princes for false alarm. After one successful guarding, you will be able to perform this action by yourself and guard won’t jail you.
6. With another prince, you can witness a murder. If successful, murderer will be jailed but the target will be dead. After one successful witnessing, you will get the ability to investigate one person each night to research if they are noble birth or not.
7. During night you can write a letter to one person or to the whole group by sending the letter to me via pm.

Happy killing

Quintus

Prince Quintus (five!). While many speculate that your mother didn’t love you for naming you with such an ordinary name (five!), you are born from a good family (and your mother did love you dearly). Your family relates all the way back to the Roman Empire, to the hero of republican Rome, Cicero. With the qualities of wisdom, courage and justice which flows in your veins of blood, Kingdom of Beef can once again stand up to the power of surrounding nation and reconquer her subjects. Prince Quintus, you have to become the king. If killing other princes is what it takes, then so be it!

Role: Prince (townie)
Goal: Eliminate the filthy prince, and then eliminate all others.

Yoyoma

Greetings Prince Yoyoma. King Beefy who we moan his death was truly a great man. Your ancestors were a master of the arts of Yoyo. Upon seeing their performances, King Beefy decided to make them part of one of the noble family and giving them the name of Yoyoma (Short way of saying Yo-yo- master thus Yoyoma) While you may not have the reputation that other princes has, your good personalities is well known and you have a good reputation within the palace. From the moment Beefy accepted you into noble family; it was your destiny to become the king. So be one! Who cares if other princes die on the way?


Role: Prince (townie)
Goal: Eliminate the filthy prince, and then eliminate all others.

Lord Winter


Greetings Lord Winter. You are the oldest son in the palace. During the independence war of Beef, You yourself fought side to side with King Beefy, winning wars after wars thanks to your guerrilla tactic, getting you the nick name of Lord Winter. Now another war waits for you. It is the war to get the rank of king. As a tactician, fooling and killing is a piece of cake for you. Cmon you are the oldest and the most eligible guy! Kill those pathetic princes and make the title of king yours!


Role: Prince (townie)
Goal: Eliminate the filthy prince, and then eliminate all others.

YLC

Greetings prince. You are the joker of the palace. It’s not that you make fool of yourself it’s more of your reputation being not well known. But you are a good man with good virtues. You read loads of books like Machiavelli, Plato, Socrates, Caesar and you believe your wisdom out-wisdoms all other princes. You basically kicks ass. With that level of confidence, you will have to destroy your rivals to your way to victory. GO YLC!!

Role: Prince (townie)
Goal: Eliminate the filthy prince, and then eliminate all others.

Sarathos

Greetings prince Sarathos. You are the product of your mother fortunately Sarathrusting King Beefy. Although that sounds rather whorish, your mother is from a noble family. Hmm… Other then that… You kick ass! You seriously kick ass! You are so awesome that you over power other princes. Kick ass Sarathos!! Go kick their asses!! In the name of Kingdom of Beef! Holy Giraffe (our state religion) and to secure the rank of kingship to kick some surrounding countries asses! Kick your rivals out of the way to kick some asses!!

Role: Prince (townie)
Goal: Eliminate the filthy prince, and then eliminate all others.

Shlin

Greetings prince Shlin. You are born in the house of Schlling which is by far the most noblest of all Beefdom. You are incredibly handsome, good looking and surrounded by both ladies and gentlemen’s. If Kingdom of Beef were in democracy you would surely win the election with your popularity and your good looks. But unfortunately THIS IS KoBeef! (Kingdom of Beef!). Because you know the people will love you when you become the king, it is best for you to become the king rather than let the other ugly princes take your role. So yea… let’s just kill them shall we sir Shlin?

Role: Prince (townie)
Goal: Eliminate the filthy prince, and then eliminate all others.

Factionheir

According to your mother, you are the factionheir. You’ve always behaved like one and that’s what everyone will refer you to… coz for the last few years when King Beefy was ill, that’s what you made other prince call you. Although you have the good qualities and virtues that king needs, you fear that other ambitious princes will do to you and are slightly paranoid. Your aim is to eliminate all the threats and secure your spot as a king… or alse… it’s Mcbeth all over again

Role: Prince (townie)
Goal: Eliminate the filthy prince, and then eliminate all others.

[Beefy187]

Award ceremony

Pan Beef awards

White_Eyes

Deceiver award: Awarded for most amount of fake dead and trickery. Well deserved

Aries

Zombie award: Awarded to those who attempt to come back live as zombie

Yoyoma

Hilarity award: Awarded to the champion... Well for making me blast my milks on my laptop with his orders. Long live the *Moo Amazonians

Lord Winter

Unfortunate award: Lynched round one How unlucky can you get

YLC

Official I hate you award: Thinking back to everything... Its your fault that the whole battle thing started.. And the role playing... And the huge war... GAH

Sarathos

Kick ass award: Through out your game, you have shown your great courage in combat. You seriously kicked ass!!

Shlin

Nice guy award: Like the pm said.. He was a nice fellow like his looks. He sacrificed him self (although accidentally) in order to send White_Eyes into exile.

Factionheir

Visionist award:: Awarded to the first person to come up and work towards the idea of mocking the host by making a noble council of princes. At the end he got what he deserved
Nah


And the MVP goes to...... *Drum rolls......

QJC!!!

Quintus J Cicero award: Award given to those who love the country so much that he goes out of his role and become the traitor him self in order to save the country. Hosts favorite player besides Shlin (he has other reason which I will not share), for completely smashing the idea of alliance against the host. Good boy!!

[ULC]

Hmph, stupid cavalry officer, he was supposed to go after Yoyoma



Good show though Yoyoma, but honestly, with Factionheir dead, I'd of left - You really didn't need to go and execute me. Me and my handful of City States would have been happy just is, But now you have to deal with Second Consul Sara, and she hasn't taken kindly to having her YLC murdered



And good game Beefy I thoroughly enjoyed becoming the man you hate

[shlin28]

Great battle!

but more importantly... I'm the host's favourite player YAY!

[FactionHeir]

Meh, half my battle plan didn't even make it into the story, oh well, at least me progeny hath claim to the throne....and is plotting as we speak

[Yoyoma1910]

Yay!



My kingdom for a balloon.

[Quintus.JC]

That's both a superb and hilarious ending Beefy, sorry Lord Beefy we ate lamb....

The end game was great, with lots of plotting, unpredicatability and stupidities. The unfortunate princes who died early on really missed the fun part. I throughly enjoyed this game. Thanks for hosting Beefy.

Maybe if I was able to succed by bring the Alliance of Princes down from the inside then the final battle would of been avoided... thank god I didn't, the final showdown was ton of fun. Great write up.

[Yoyoma1910]

Meh, half my battle plan didn't even make it into the story, oh well, at least me progeny hath claim to the throne....and is plotting as we speak

Well neither did mine, otherwise your battle would have begun with you fighting a bunch of hungry cats and bears. And then having to go through an obstacle course of flaming cow manure... before reaching my faux army.

I wanted to make you really hungry, before I defeated you with my infamous "Picnic in the Woods" attack.


I applaud Beefy's write up and interpretation, and that's not just because I won. I would have been happy either way. Imagine if he had tried to put everything from everyone's orders in there... It would have been absolute chaos.


My joy in this game was just trying to figure out how to win it. It was very hard, and at first I could not see winning it for myself, so I had picked someone else to win it for. But then someone decided to kill that person off, so I had no other option but to try and win.





Also, White Eyes:

I wasn't in my room, it was booby trapped. I was out of the castle trying to gather an army with which to surprise you and YLC.

night action

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

Alright,

First I am going to use a fake dummy in my bed, and have my body guard hide in my armoire or closet with a cross bow, to kill anyone who tries to assassinate me in the night.


Then I'd like to spy on Faction Heir during the night.


After I have given him a thorough investigation, I shall disguise myself, though keeping my princely clothes hidden with me, and steal away into the night to try and muster support wherever I can, and try to raise an army to help lift the seige. I shall look for those who support the kingdom of Beefy in its nobleness, gypsies, men hungry for honor, men hungry for victory, amazonian women, whoever I can find to help us in our cause for keeping the beef in Beefdom.

Is that possible?

[Thermal]

i was surprised to see how complexed my role was in comparison, and that it got wasted by WHITE EYES

[White_eyes:D]

My own thoughts on the awards...

White_eyes:D
Deceiver award: Awarded for most amount of fake dead and trickery. Well deserved
Just kick as I wanted so, I still won Yoyoma.....

Aries
Zombie award: Awarded to those who attempt to come back live as zombie
I am a little lost with this...but yeah....

Yoyoma
Hilarity award:Awarded to the champion... Well for making me blast my milks on my laptop with his orders. Long live the *Moo Amazonians
Only guy, I was wary about WHOLE time I was exiled....I knew that he was going to kill me because his plan's were very similar to mine in complex but VERY different in practice....

Lord Winter
Unfortunate award: Lynched round one How unlucky can you get
Didn't see him much.....can't say much.....

YLC
Official I hate you award: Thinking back to everything... Its your fault that the whole battle thing started.. And the role playing... And the huge war... GAH
Don't worry YLC....even if Beefy hated you I still loved you for helping me deal with some of the other princes


Sarathos
Kick ass award: Through out your game, you have shown your great courage in combat. You seriously kicked ass!!
I sort of get this award but think Honor and courage award is more towards how he was acting,
but in a game of cunning you lose....sorry buddy, no hard feelings

Shlin
Nice guy award: Like the pm said.. He was a nice fellow like his looks. He sacrificed him self (although accidentally) in order to send White_Eyes into exile.
Yeah....talk about screw-up on my part....changed my orders last minute which leads to me being exile but still doing the kick ass speech.....

Factionheir
Visionist award: Awarded to the first person to come up and work towards the idea of mocking the host by making a noble council of princes. At the end he got what he deserved
Nah
I agree he was in the way broke the rules many times and had to pay some kinda price like I did...... plus I knew there was no way he would win against Yoyoma....had it been me as well he would have had a hard time winning as well....

Quintus J Cicero award
Award given to those who love the country so much that he goes out of his role and become the traitor him self in order to save the country. Hosts favorite player besides Shlin (he has other reason which I will not share), for completely smashing the idea of alliance against the host. Good boy!
One of the only Princes to do has damn job and compete for the throne and he gets killed due to a order from a captain who hated the idea of a council? real realistic Beefy In my mind he should have been saved(I mean I set a fire, the captain who hated the council what could have gone wrong?)still great game anyway.....

Beefy have you ever watched Code Geass? because to me Yoyoma reminded me of Schneizel el Britannia

Schneizel el Britannia (シュナイゼル・エル・ブリタニア, Shunaizeru eru Buritania?) is the Second Prince of the Britannian Imperial Family and the Prime Minister of the Holy Britannian Empire. He is a primary antagonist of the series and a strategist on par with Lelouch, and the only person Lelouch was unable to beat in chess as a child. Schneizel refers to Lelouch as the man he loved and feared the most. Schneizel is ruthless and cold as a strategist, willing to sacrifice lives without a second thought to achieve his ends, but is extremely charismatic and caring toward his subordinates. He seems to show disdain for force when it's unnecessary, such as negotiating a peace treaty with the Euro Universe despite dominating them militarily in every engagement

[Yoyoma1910]

My own thoughts on the awards...

White_eyes:D
Deceiver award: Awarded for most amount of fake dead and trickery. Well deserved
Just kick as I wanted so, I still won Yoyoma.....

Funny words from a man who came in fourth place.

Besides, its not how many battles you win, its which battles you win. And having an army of Amazonian warrioresses plus the best ranged units in all of Beefdom.

Plus, I apparently know how to write orders that make people shoot milk out their nose.

Here's how I got my crossbowmen:

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

Originally Posted by Yoyoma1910
Well, I'll give it a shot. If nothing else, for the beefs.


My idea was to have most of the amazons circle around and hide on the other side of a cow field. One that is not so large that they could not hear my voice when I am speaking up. I would then take one of them, the best milk drinker of them all, and have her dressed like a common peasant woman.

The one dressed like a peasant would come with me, and we would address some towns folk on the other side of the cow field.


I would start talking to the people:


Good people of this town, I come as a representative of the Princes of Beefy...


Every time I reference the Princes of Beefy, or the name of myself or one of my comrades, the Amazons on the other side of the cow field will make happy cow sounds.

Who have currently been forced into conflict with the murderous White Eyes and the former prince YLC... who envys our good land so much, he would invade it to add to his own collection...


Every time I reference my adversaries, the amazonian cow impersonators make angry cow sounds

I will speak to the people and ask for their assistance, and renewed support. Making regular references to the two sides, with the amazonian cow impersonators mooing their support or dissdain in the background.


And if seems somewhat hopeless, I will challenge them to a milk drink off against the "poor peasant woman" that is my companion, vs. someone from their village.

"Okay? Do you know the plan Natasha?"
"YEA" replied Natasha in her manly voice..
"Damn it.. If only you Amazons could use slightly more feminine voice, you could actually get laid..."
"WHAT DID YOU SAY?"
"Don't worry.. Lets get in to your positions."

You approached to the closest farmer who immediately grabbed his crossbow and pointed at you. You held your hands up in surrender.

"Your one of the HIGH PRINCES... You scums!!" he said.
"I come in peace brother.. Would you do me a favor?? Can you gather up all your peoples? I got something to show to you..."

.................................................. .................................................. .............

"Good people of this town!!"

"Cafe late!!"

"Cafe... wait what?"

"Our towns called Cafe Late you douche!"

"Youmodernizedcountrysidemoronssickenme..."

"What did you say?"

"Nothing... Nothing.... Good people of Cafe Late! Today I come as a representative of the Princes of Beefy."

*Moo~~~

"Woah man... The cows are happy... Dude..."

"Our palace are under attack by the filthy villain.. White_Eyes!!"

*MOOO!!!

"Woah man... The cows are angry... Dude.."

"Thus why I came... to humbly ask for your aids... Good people of Cafe late!! Please help us Princes of Beef! And I Yoyoma!!"

*Moo~moo~~~ (in wolf whistle tune)

"Hey mommy? I saw some crazy ladies imitating co...."

"Hey you!! Little boy!! Yea you!! You like Yoyos right?? Have this yoyo!! We are in the middle of big meeting!!"

"I don't like Yoyos!! I want bayblades!!"

"Look! I promise you!! When I make a time machine, ill give you a whole deck of Yugioh. So just please!! Anyway... Yes... So I Yoyoma"

*Moo... (sigh)

"Woah man.. The cows are sighing.. Dude..."

"Umm.... Yoyoma?"

*Moo moo moo moo (We want Beef steak)

"Umm.. Who wants to see a Yoyo trick.. I can do walk the dawg."

*Mo? (What?)

"Look! I Yoyoma is capable of doing Tokyo tower!! With YOYO!!"

*Mo...fen... (Oo Yoyoma)

"Woah man.. The cows are getting horny.. Dude..."
"Oi dude... Thats just wierd.."
"I know but its totally awesome right?"

"Thats right you two" pointed Yoyoma. "Its totally awesome!! You'll be totally awesome if you follow I!! Yoyoma!!"

The peoples cheered along with the Moo moo girls. You now have the force of 6... But since you got ranged units, you got a good chance against the alliance forces... Even Factionheirs whole army.....

King Yoyoma orders the corpse of White Eyes dug up, and for all the dogs in Beefdom to use it as a fire hydrant (whatever that is...)

[El Diablo]

Did I not play in this game?

No role pm, no awards...

How about the award for most contribution to a game that I was not even in?

[Yoyoma1910]

Don't worry El Diablo. I am naming the main thoroughfare of our great capitol city after thee.


Rue Champs Eldiablo

It shall be known for its exquisite pet stores and kitten jugglers.

[White_eyes:D]

Funny words from a man who came in fourth place.

Besides, its not how many battles you win, its which battles you win. And having an army of Amazonian warrioresses plus the best ranged units in all of Beefdom.

Yoyoma this is the reason why you remind me of Schneizel, You made me look totally like the bad guy, when in the end all I did was limit the number of princes you had to fight and you did what? jack all till the end? EVEN then, I was against 6 other Princes and had to figure out some way to kill them all.....which the whole time you were gathering a army to whoop everyone......you should be happy I thought of you as such a threat I was willing to abandon my army just for THE chance to kill you.... but even if I would have went with plan B....you still would have lived....(everyone just would have thought you died....)

[Yoyoma1910]

Yoyoma this is the reason why you remind me of Schneizel, You made me look totally like the bad guy, when in the end all I did was limit the number of princes you had to fight and you did what? jack all till the end? EVEN then, I was against 6 other Princes and had to figure out some way to kill them all.....which the whole time you were gathering a army to whoop everyone......you should be happy I thought of you as such a threat I was willing to abandon my army just for THE chance to kill you.... but even if I would have went with plan B....you still would have lived....(everyone just would have thought you died....)

Faction Heir knew I wasn't in the castle. He almost went into my room to investigate me, but because I was watching him I was able to stop him.


I just didn't tell him what I was doing. Although, initially I had planned to help him. But YLC pulling out changed everything.


Edit: Please understand, I have had to almost fully empty my PM box twice since this game began. There is a vast amount of behind the scenes work you have no idea about. Or that any of us knew about. Were you aware that several of the princes had various levels of rumor against them? And that all it would take was one more to get them out of the way?

Also, it was everyone against everyone, not just you against everyone.

[White_eyes:D]

Who said I was going in your room I was to set fire outside your door.....no way out other then jumping out the two story window...

Edit: but like with the whole character of Schneizel, you had almost all the princes vs me.......and only after I was pretty much screwed did you decide to gather a army....

[Yoyoma1910]

Who said I was going in your room I was to set fire outside your door.....no way out other then jumping out the two story window...

Either way, people would have known I wasn't there.


Edit:

Also, you were the bad guy. In all respects.

You did a fine job at this, there's no need to think you were ever anything but.

[White_eyes:D]

Either way, people would have known I wasn't there.
Edit:
Also, you were the bad guy. In all respects.
You did a fine job at this, there's no need to think you were ever anything but.

True enough, but can you tell me you wouldn't have done the same in my shoes?.....

[Yoyoma1910]

True enough, but can you tell me you wouldn't have done the same in my shoes?.....

Well, I might have won.


For one thing, I wouldn't have betrayed YLC the way you did. That's probably what cost you the most.



Edit:
Also, I would have tried to ally with other nobles. You had that option, but did not use it as far as I know.

[El Diablo]

Don't worry El Diablo. I am naming the main thoroughfare of our great capitol city after thee.


Rue Champs Eldiablo

It shall be known for its exquisite pet stores and kitten jugglers.

Ahhhh I am at peace now, knowing the art of kitten juggling will continue after me.

[Yoyoma1910]

Ahhhh I am at peace now, knowing the art of kitten juggling will continue after me.

As an artist myself, your good king knows to respect and appreciate those with mighty skills.



I shall be thinking of more decrees for the Great Kingdom of Beefdom, to properly give praise to my fallen brothers. And of course, I shall never forget the great people of Fridge and Cafe Late, without whom I would never have won this crown.

[Beefy187]

My deepest apologies (if that means anything after all the things I have done....) to El Diablo.

I deleted all the role pms yesterday so if you can send me yours to me if you have it, or post it here that will be great.


As for Awards

El Diablo

Animal cruelty award: My dear prince. You have made a outstanding achievement of showing cruelty against animals without giving any reason for Greenpeace to complain about it. Your Kitten Juggling is a fine art. And I throughly enjoyed it. Thank you

[Beefy187]

This is going to be quad ripple post..

I never watched Code Geass. I always wanted to though. And also Evangelion (if thats how you spell it)

[White_eyes:D]

This is going to be quad ripple post..

I never watched Code Geass. I always wanted to though. And also Evangelion (if thats how you spell it)

Like I said, Yoyoma reminded me of Schneizel how he offered the wine, when I was about to be exiled and how he looked down on me during(he looked down on his brother because he know it would piss him off)....I recall one scene, where he freaked out but that was only once(because Yoyoma always seems calm no matter what...).....Made me laugh but at the same time it was really sad.....because it was sort of like what I was doing....running around sticking to my goals...even if it meant totally lying to everyone...

Edit: roughly it was like Death note, with the Main character being a "Anti-Hero" and sort like this game got involved in a succession war(I tell you, he ruthlessly killed his brothers and sisters when he had too....)

[Beefy187]

Aftermath



"Luke we have to go!!"

"Why uncle?"

"I hear foot steps! Come on!"

"No wait... I have to get my teddy...."

"Luke!!"

.................................................................................................... ........................................

"So Captain. This is his son yes?" asked Yoyoma.

"Yes sir it is."

"If his son is around, why did you not tell me that?"

"...."

"Its ok Captain. You are granted with freedom of speech"

"Because your evil. You killed my daddy" said Luke.

"Actually. I deeply respected Factionheir... He was a man with vision. And most of all, inspirational speaker."

"Why did you kill him then?"

"I did not. It was YLC who killed him. Not aye. Natasha, take the boy to Neverland. Place where all kids have lots of fun... And cows. Enjoy Luke."

It was only Yoyoma and Captain, left with Amazonians body guards.

"So its done ey? You got your crown, you got the boy. Its all done?"

"Its not."

"Whos left to compete with ya? Whos left to challenge you?"

"No one."

"So it is done!!"

"I still have the duty as a king left. Captain, you are charged for killing the holy oracle of Beef. For that you will pay the consequences. Take him away!"

.................................................................................................... .....................................

"Father Beefy. Long time no see ey. With your help I was able to get the crown. But I know it. My duty is not over. To get to the crown, I had to do many bad things. It wasn't easy father. But finally I got the power. Now that I know of peoples like the fridge and Cafe Late, and all the peasants and nobles who are part of our kingdom. I want them all to be happy. Its not easy Beefy. But you showed us that its possible. If you could, please continue to bless me and accept my dead brothers as they ascend to your world. May they rest in peace without any regrets. I will be a good king, to satisfy them."

Yoyoma stood up and faced his people. In grief.

"Brothers. We have shed blood. You have shed blood for pointless trickery and battle for power. No more blood should be shed. Today we unite. As one. As people of Beefdom. Yesterdays we were foes. Today we are friends... No... Brothers and sisters. Today we moan the death of my dead brothers. Who shed their blood. Sacrificed their honor for a better world."

"Prince Aries!"

*Rest in peace

"Lord Winter!"

*Where art thou?

"Prince Shlin!"

*Rest in peace

"Prince Sarathos"

*Rest in peace

"Prince White_Eyes"

*Rest in peace

"Prince El Diablo"

*Rest in peace

"Prince Factionheir"

*Bye, my matey Factionheir.

"Prince YLC"

*Good bye leader. Our patre!

"Today we unite. People of Beef. People of Beefdom. People of YLCs country. People of Pizza . Today we become one. To kingdom of BEEF!!"

"HAIL BEEF!! HAIL KING OF BEEF!! Yoyoma!!"

"Eat up man! Get fat! Get happy! You deserve it!!"

*YA!!

Yoyoma saw the sunset. Stars were now appearing. It seemed like he saw Beefys face. Smiling. Along with his brothers. Smiling.

The end... Never never again