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    Default Re: What EB era city would you want to live in?

    A. I travelled back in time, so I might as well be able to do the reverse.
    B. I am not an Evil Overlord. I am a Good Overlord. Among my many reforms will be abolishment of slavery, mandatory attendance of regional educational institutions supplemented by volunteers from the present day for all citizens under 12, food aid to hungry villages, improved roads and trade networks, etc. As such, they are not legions of Terror. My armies will be trained to adhere to the Three Phases:

    Phase 1: Pre-battle speeches to enemy soldiers with megaphones, firing guns into the air.

    Phase 2: If panic and desire to surrender are not induced, or are induced but do not produce intended results, then armored vehicles, airplanes and helicopters will be brought in in a classic example of Shock and Awe tactics. A small amount of fire will be concentrated into the enemy lines. The helicopters will play "Ride of the Valkyries".

    Phase 3: If the enemy does not break, the order to Fire at Will is given, and an order to halt a minute later. This cycle of orders will be repeated until all hostiles are terminated or have fled/surrendered.

    After a few battles, everyone will just surrender to me as if I were Genghis Khan and the Mongol horde.
    Last edited by desert; 01-08-2009 at 03:42.

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