Quick thinking Hero

[Fisherking]

@ Strike For The South


You may have your own motives for wanting this guy in Texas but Texas has enough problems with out him. France may be a good place for him to be himself, or it may turn out to be like Texas would for him…

Those unable to see the positive in others may be totally lacking in perspective to have it within themselves.

On the other hand some would debate the color of the sky, and with a gloomy perspective never see anything beyond shades of gray.

@Tribesman


You know aircraft on take off cant maneuver too well without loosing airspeed and going down.

The geese naturally assumed they had right of way.

[Tribesman]

You know aircraft on take off cant maneuver too well without loosing airspeed and going down.

Well the pilot should of thought about that before he recklessly rammed that flock of geese

But of course the real story behind this which you won't get in the liberal media because they don't want the continuing threat to overshadow Obamas upcoming little ceremony...
http://www.dailyfortnight.com/world/43flockbirds.htm

[KukriKhan]

Officials say that bird fanaticism is on the increase, with bird bio-terrorism said to be "one of the biggest threats to mankind". This comes after the World Health Organisation uncovered a secret bird plot to wipe out millions of people using a deadly virus known as H5N1.

rofl.

"Hero" sells papers (and TV/Radio airtime). The guy did a fine job, and was well-suited, trained and experienced for it. We've all seen what happens when a big plane's wingtip touches water before its belly: cartwheel & destruction.

[Fisherking]

Well the pilot should of thought about that before he recklessly rammed that flock of geese

But of course the real story behind this which you won't get in the liberal media because they don't want the continuing threat to overshadow Obamas upcoming little ceremony...
http://www.dailyfortnight.com/world/43flockbirds.htm

I’m thinking I know who Goose 1 is…

[HoreTore]

1. I am a beer man. Will be to the day they put me in the clay.

2. Texas is better than France we even had a thread about it. I'm pretty sure the final vote was Texas: 347643. France: 45. Not to mention our women bathe shave and aren't stuck up. America has so much more to offer than France. Oh sure France has the Louvre, Bastille, Eiffel tower, The Arc De Triumph and many other historical wonderment's But in America you can deep fry your candy bars. That is freaking EPIC.

1. I was that too, until I realized I got a lot more women with red wine....
2. I didn't vote in it, and since my vote counts for around 1 billion regular human votes, France would win easily.
3. Who cares about the art and old buildings anyway? Why look at a 500-year old house when you can look at a 20-year old woman instead?
4. American women are fat. French women are thin. I'm thin. American women would crush me. I can tolerate some sloppy hygiene(I'll make them sweat anyway) and some hair if it means I get to survive. Besides, it's not like I can't shave off any offending hair myself.
4. Deep fried candy bars? Seriously? I'm very far from a health freak, but there's just no way such a thing will enter my mouth. In fact, the food is one of the top reasons I want to go to France.

[Strike For The South]

You may have your own motives for wanting this guy in Texas but Texas has enough problems with out him

Problems? ha!

1. I was that too, until I realized I got a lot more women with red wine....
2. I didn't vote in it, and since my vote counts for around 1 billion regular human votes, France would win easily.
3. Who cares about the art and old buildings anyway? Why look at a 500-year old house when you can look at a 20-year old woman instead?
4. American women are fat. French women are thin. I'm thin. American women would crush me. I can tolerate some sloppy hygiene(I'll make them sweat anyway) and some hair if it means I get to survive. Besides, it's not like I can't shave off any offending hair myself.
4. Deep fried candy bars? Seriously? I'm very far from a health freak, but there's just no way such a thing will enter my mouth. In fact, the food is one of the top reasons I want to go to France.

1. The women here drink beer
2. I'm just trying to help you make your decision. Besides there are humans and then there are TEXANS. We are like and advanced form.
3. EXACTLY! America is all about the new and advanced
4. American women are NOT fat! They are simply curve and voluptuous. I am not very thin so I am sorry for your plight of being crushed by a beautiful curvy American (or if you're really lucky TEXAN) women. It's not merely about hygiene it's there ATTITUDE.
5. AMerican food is the best. Deep fired snickers are the FOOD OF GODS!

[Watchman]

OTOH, the French are normally fully literate.

[Jolt]

Yes, everyone who was ever in the military is automatically a hero, unless it was the wrong military.

There were some million Nazi German heroes. :P

[Philippus Flavius Homovallumus]

Strike, French women manage to be slender and have curves, not to mention the accent.

Though, I am ashamed to say that my personal preference is "Becca from Guildford."

[Banquo's Ghost]

We appear to have exhausted the topic of heroism (although one might argue that eating deep fried confectionary is a kind of heroism all of its own ).