CNN put me on a waiting list, the jerks. Oh well, it's not like they won't be rebroadcasting every darn thing for the next 24 hours. I'll catch it later.

In my attempt to see who was hosting video, I stumbled across this gem, which made me laugh sufficient to spray coffee on my keyboard:

Enjoy being Muslims, America, because that is exactly what you became when Barry spewed his secret snake code all over Abraham Lincoln’s 400-pound brown hellbox, the Bible. Let’s liveblog his declaration of jihad against you people, the whites.