Need help selecting a 2nd language to learn.

[Fragony]

By the way. How do you say in German 'If my steak has any blood inside or is pink in the middle I am gonna shove it up your ...' ?

No won't do.That is bec ause non-pink steak just isn't right, medium is somewhat acceptable, welldone is animal abuse at it's worst, if I had to be butchered I would take comfort in being incredibly tasty. A proper steak is bloody and barely alive. I could translate it for you but I am not going to do so since some things just shouldn't be. It's dead. Get over it. It will never do the moo again.