On guard sah!

[PershsNhpios]

It's obvious Des' is in bed,
With his precious long newly-wed,
He kindly praises,
The piece he raises,
No doubt with his mouth on the head..

Enough of that subject. Be not so crude.

[desert]

You see? A reply so coarse,
Does indicate perforce,
That Glenn is quite charmed by
Aspersions disarmed by
Their lack of actual force.

[Vuk]

Your hostility is very peturbing.
And then there is your peversion,
Which I find very disturbing.
Let's just end that discussion.

I do not know what a "limerick" is,
So if my lines are not quite right,
And are not like his,
On this subject, please shed light.

[Caius]

Please my friend,
let me put this to an end,
there must not be agression
as soon as we make a prossesion
to the mods we kindly thank
for not attacking us with a tank.

[desert]

This wasn't the foreseen result.
In enmity I don't exult.
But unfortunately,
Rhymes can only be
Used as an inventive insult.

[PershsNhpios]

That can't be true at all,
If indeed you might recall,
Many are made,
In the comic grade,
Of third person without the gall.

[desert]

Then I will assume that a puma
Will catch its death in icy Bruma,
And a chocolate canary
That at first seemed so scary,
Will assemble the very first Duma.

[Reverend Joe]

CARRY ON, MY WAYWARD SON,
THERE'LL BE PEACE WHEN YOU ARE DONE,
LAY YOUR WEARY HEAD TO REST,
DON'T YOU CRY NO MORE!

[Thermal]

Oh please, a jest, a common curse
No peace for me I need a nurse
Insomnia from dusk till dawn
Just where are my sleeping pills?

[Megas Methuselah]

Don't take those pills, you'll lose your wood,
And will not bang a girl good!
Take these instead to enjoy your bed,
And let your girl give you head!

[Thermal]

My my I need not that other pill
The pill that kills!
So the night won't surrender to pleasure
But your desire
To have me deader!

[Megas Methuselah]

Deader?

But the nights are for fun,
And from the girls you musn't run;
They will surely lick you clean.
Whether you be fat or lean,
It matters not so far as they care,
So long as I, Methuselah, am there.

So let's stay up all night, little Ares,
And go get some pretty, juicy berries!

[Togakure]

Indeed, Fuzz is hung like a bird.
*Beep* so huge that it's quite absurd.
Lemur set himself up;
He is merely a pup
When compared to Fuzz - oh my word.

Now how would you know this, I wonder?
Have both of them torn you asunder?
They say a loose lip,
sinks many a ship,
ye should abandon your boat on this blunder!

[Megas Methuselah]

Don't change the subject, hated foe,
For we were talking about a pretty hoe.
I urge you now, under pain of death,
To build on the topic started by Meth.

If you don't, I will kick and scream,
And use clever thoughts in a scheme,
To blacken your name on the wondrous Org,
So your reception will be as cold as a morgue.

[Togakure]

Don't change the subject, hated foe,
For we were talking about a pretty hoe.
I urge you now, under pain of death,
To build on the topic started by Meth.

If you don't, I will kick and scream,
And use clever thoughts in a scheme,
To blacken your name on the wondrous Org,
So your reception will be as cold as a morgue.

My rep's already black as sin
most senior dweebs have not but scorn
I'm likened unto cheapest gin
my posts ignored like soft-core porn

The cool thing is I am not fazed
by derision from snobbish churls
the question is, why am I crazed?
to hang out here with nerdy gurlz

[Megas Methuselah]

Nerdy chicks are so gross,
With their greasy hair and their fat.
It's a party I won't host
If they're present, oh those rats.

In this world of sex and lust,
Those greasy girls won't put out.
Your manhood will surely rust,
If you hang with them, you lout!

I tell you now, man to man,
Listen to me, I'm the one,
I've thought up the greatest plan:
From those girls you must run.
Your rep is brutal like Genghis Khan,
Make it shine as the sun!

If you do this, you'll lose the nerds,
And the hotties will flock to you.
But like all the bees and the birds,
The'll say you're ugly, "Phee-ew!"

[Che Roriniho]

I Enjoy Haiku
But I can't do the last line
Refridgerator

[Thermal]

Refrigerator
Oh the closet of indulgence!
There we store a chocolate trifle, wide and tall
Get plenty, get eyefuls, gobble it all! hear it call!
The coolest sensation sliding through your throat,
But wait! thats mine and you ate it all!

[Caius]

How funny is this,
some people need to kiss,
for those any girl comes good,
if they are in the mood.

[Megas Methuselah]

Electronic Arts!

Yea, I am rude
And also quite crude.
I am Megas Methuselah;
People stare at me, saying "Gah!"

Now remember: sweet is a kiss.
But if it's something you miss,
In your anger, do not join a raid
As it's nothing compared to being laid.

[Thermal]

What sexual desire does ye have?
Aren't you tired of slang?
Stop thrusting ye pelvic muscles!
It makes no sense to bang!

[Megas Methuselah]

Oh, you're a foolish little boy.
Out the window your lego's must you hurl,
and get yourself a real toy:
A sweet, hot, charming, and nice-smelling girl.

[Thermal]

I like my lego leave me be,
Plastic blocks, not well placed rocks!
Oh do continue to embarrass me,
I look at you and I don't see the flocks!

[Thermal]

Though I'm a disaster at limerick
I hate this thread to go
and If I fail to revive it, I fear I may be sick
so make my words flow
because I feel so low
without this art
and without your rhyme
I have no heart and I can't speak, so I mime

[desert]

Pools closed.

[PershsNhpios]

By god this is a mess,
My thread - a pit for 'cess!
This pool's not closed,
But it's supposed,
To have a nicer dress.

You blighters haven't tried,
To refine your poetic side,
You've nothing honed,
You've only moaned,
About the girls you've spied.