WAR! The Gameroom is crumbling under attacks by the ruthless droid leader, Sasaki Kojiro. There are heroes on both sides. Evil is everywhere. In a stunning move, the fiendish mafia founder, GeneralHankerchief, has swept into the Gameroom and allowed Askthepizzaguy, self-proclaimed leader of the Townie Council, to play Godfather Part III, in spite of his annoying verbosity. As Vincenzo's Mafia attempts to terrorize the besieged Town and WIFOM their valuable hostage, two Town Defenders, Chaotix27 and YLC, lead a desperate mission to rescue the captive Pizza.
[The two Jedi land aboard General Kojiro's ship]
YLC:
I sense Lord Winter is a scumbag
Chaotix27:
I sense Ichigo is a scumbag.
YLC:
What if we are both wrong? Maybe it's Sasaki or something.
[Flashback to the election]
Askthepizzaguy:
If I may, boudica, the Chief of Police has little real power. Andres is mired by baseless accusations of baby-eating and corruption. The tax-and-spend Democrats are in charge now. Our only other option would be to submit a plea to elect: Reenk Roink.
boudica:
But I think you'd make a great Chief of Police. I've been your strongest supporter!
[Fast Forward]
Askthepizzaguy:
I hope you trust me, YLC.
YLC:
Of course.
Askthepizzaguy:
I need your help, sir.
YLC:
What do you mean?
Askthepizzaguy:
I'm depending on you... to be the WIFOM bait for the mafia scum.
YLC, I am appointing you to be my personal representative on the Townie Council.
YLC:
Me? A Townie? I'm overwhelmed sir. But the Council elects its own members, they will never accept this.
Askthepizzaguy:
I think they will. They need you... more than you know.
---Later---
777Ares777:
Allow this WIFOM lightly, the Town Council does not. Disturbing is this move by YLC.
YLC:
I understand.
shlin28
You are on this council, but we do not grant you the rank of Master.
YLC:
What? How can you do this? This is outrageous. It's unfair. How can you be on the council, and not be a Master?
shlin28.
Take a seat, YLC.
YLC:
Forgive me, master.
777Ares777:
Lurking at the bottom of the post count, the Godfather is. The non-contributing players, you must lynch.
---later---
Chaotix27:
YLC did not take to our suspicions of him with much enthusiasm.
shlin28:
It's very dangerous, him and Askthepizzaguy together. I don't think YLC is a townie. I don't trust them.
Chaotix27:
With all due respect, master, are they not suicidal? Are they not trying to destroy the Godfather and bring balance to the Town?
shlin28:
So the WIFOM says.
777Ares777:
A WIFOM, that misinterpreted, could have been.
Chaotix27:
They will not let us down. They never have.
Actually on second thought, YLC must die, and next round we can get back to lynching mafiosi.
---Later---
YLC:
You wanted to speak to me, pizzaguy?
Askthepizzaguy:
Yes, come closer YLC I have distressing news. SkyNet intelligence reports have discovered that the lynchee for this round, Sigurd, was a townie all along, even though he was lurking in the Utapau system.
YLC:
Curses and Drat! We need to catch the Godfather and end this war.
Askthepizzaguy:
I would worry about the collective wisdom of the Town if they didn't listen to your analysis of the situation. You're the best choice, by far. You questioned Lord Winter very early on.
Hmm. Sit down.
[turns to the Lurking Senators]
Askthepizzaguy:
Leave us.
[
Taka and
Ignoramus exit, YLC sits]
Askthepizzaguy:
YLC, you know I am not able to rely on the Townie Council. If they haven't lynched you yet, they soon will.
YLC:
I am not sure I understand.
Askthepizzaguy:
You must sense what I have come to suspect. The townies just want to lynch one of the top two vote getters. They're planning to betray me.
YLC:
I don't think that...
Askthepizzaguy:
YLC... Search your feelings. You know, don't you?
YLC:
I know they don't trust you.
Askthepizzaguy:
Hmmm.... Or SkyNet. Or evidence. Or analysis, for that matter.
YLC:
I have to admit, my trust in them has been shaken.
Askthepizzaguy:
Why? ...They wanted to lynch you for voting yourself, didn't they?
They wanted to lynch you for WIFOM, didn't they?
YLC:
I don't uh... I don't know what to say.
Askthepizzaguy:
Remember back to your early teachings. All who play Mafia become paranoid. Even the townies.
YLC:
The Townies use their voting power for good.
Askthepizzaguy:
Good is a point of view, YLC. The mafia and the town are similar in almost every way; including their desire to destroy their enemies.
YLC:
The Mafia rely on confusion and emotion for their strength. They think selfishly, only about survival.
Askthepizzaguy:
And the Townies don't?
YLC:
The Townies are selfless. They only care about catching mafia.
Askthepizzaguy:
.....
Did you ever hear the tragedy of
Chicago Soiree Disaster?
YLC:
Yes. Boy, you really dropped the ball on that one!
Askthepizzaguy:
I thought so. It's not a story I enjoy repeating. It's a scum legend.
Darth
Sigurd was a Dark Lord of the Scum, so powerful and so wise, he could even use lurking to influence the Townie-chlorians to lynch themselves.
YLC:
He could actually save mafia from being lynched?
Askthepizzaguy:
The Dark Side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be... un-Townie.
YLC:
What happened to him?
Askthepizzaguy:
He became so quiet... the only thing he was afraid of was... the Wrath of Khaan. Which, eventually, of course he tried to avoid. Fortunately, he taught his apprentice boudica everything he knew, and eventually, they both killed all the townies in their sleep. It's ironic. Pizzaguy considered everyone else in the game to be potential scum... but not the lurkers.
YLC:
Is it possible to learn this power?
Askthepizzaguy:
Not from a Townie.
---Later---
Askthepizzaguy:
It's upsetting to me to see that the Townie council doesn't seem to fully appreciate your talents. Don't you wonder why they won't make you a Master?
YLC:
I wish I knew. More and more I get the feeling that I'm being excluded from the council. I know there are things about the Force that they're not telling me.
Askthepizzaguy:
They don't trust you, YLC. They see your future... they know your power will be too strong to control. You must break through the fog of lies the town has created around you.
Let me help you to know the subtleties of the Force.
YLC:
How do you know the ways of the Force?
Askthepizzaguy:
My mentor taught me everything about the Force... even the nature of the Dark Side.
YLC:
You know the dark side?
Askthepizzaguy:
YLC, if one is to understand the great mystery, one must study all its aspects, not just the dogmatic narrow view of the townies. If you wish to become a complete and wise leader you must embrace... a larger view of the Force. Be careful of the Town, YLC. Only through me can you achieve a power greater than any townie. Learn to use the Dark Side of the force, and you will be able to save yourself... from certain death.
YLC:
What did you say?
Askthepizzaguy:
Use my knowledge, I beg you...
YLC: [pulls out his blue lightsaber]
You're the Zombie Lord!
Askthepizzaguy:
I know what's been troubling you... Listen to me. Don't continue to be a pawn of the Townie Council! Ever since I've known you, you've been searching for a life greater than that of an ordinary townie. A life of signifigance; of conscience.
...
Are you going to shut me up?
YLC:
I would certainly like to.
Askthepizzaguy:
I know you would... I can feel your anger. It gives you focus... makes you stronger.
YLC:
I am going to turn you over to the townie council.
Askthepizzaguy:
Yes, of course, you should. But you're not sure of their intentions, are you?
YLC:
I will quickly discover the truth behind this!
Askthepizzaguy:
You have great wisdom, YLC. Know the power of the Dark Side. The power to save Gameroom.
---Later---
YLC:
Master shlin28, I must talk to you.
shlin28:
YLC, we just received word that the Nudicyclist has vigilante'd General Kojiro.
We are on the way to make sure Askthepizzaguy will restore peace and quiet back to the Town.
YLC:
He won't shut his big fat mouth. I've just learned a terrible truth.
...I think Askthepizzaguy is a Zombie Lord.
shlin28:
A Zombie Lord?
YLC:
Yes, the one we've been looking for.
shlin28:
How do you know this?
YLC:
He knows the ways of the Mafia. He's been trained to use the Dark Side.
shlin28:
Are you sure?
YLC:
Absolutely.
shlin28:
Then our most annoying townie won't shut up. Our worst fears have been realized. We must move quickly if the town is to survive.
YLC:
Master, Pizzaguy is very talkative. You'll need these
earplugs if you're going to arrest him.
shlin28:
For your own good, stay out of this affair. I sense a great deal of confusion in you, YLC. You have much WIFOM that clouds your judgment.
YLC:
Lynch me, master.
shlin28:
NO. If what you're saying is true, then you are too suicidal to be the Godfather. But for now, I'm still going to point the Finger of Suspicion on you. Wait in the council chambers until we return.
YLC:
Wow. You still think I'm mafia? Seriously? I'm sooooo outta here. Good luck solving this one on your own, town.
---Later---
Askthepizzaguy:
Police Chief shlin28! I take it the Godfather has been destroyed, then.
I must say you're here sooner than expected...
shlin28:
In the name of the Townie Council of the Gameroom, you are under arrest, Pizzaguy.
Askthepizzaguy:
Are you lynching me, Master Shlin?
shlin28:
The Town will decide your fate.
Askthepizzaguy:
I am the Town!
shlin28:
Not yet.
Askthepizzaguy:
It's treason, then...
[Draws his Red Lightsaber, Kills Lord Winter; accuses TevashSzat, Reenk Roink, and shlin28 of being scumbags]
[One awesome lightsaber battle later...]
shlin28:
You are under
arrest, Zombie Lord.
Askthepizzaguy:
YLC, I told you it would come to this. I was right. The townies are lynching randomly!
shlin28:
The oppression of the overanalytical zealots will never return. You have lost.
Askthepizzaguy:
No....
NO.... NO.... YOU WILL DIE!!!!!
[Askthepizzaguy unleashes Force Lightning on shlin28]
Askthepizzaguy:
He's a traitor!!!
shlin28:
He is the traitor!!!
Askthepizzaguy:
I have the power to save the town you love! You must CHOOSE!!!
shlin28:
Don't listen to him, town! I'm not the Godfather! I'm an innocent townie who doesn't want to die!
Askthepizzaguy:
I can't argue any longer... I can't... I'm... I'm.... too dead.
Townies! Help me! Help me!
I.... can't argue any longer.
shlin28:
Let's ignore Pizzaguy once and for all!
His SkyNet is bogus!
YLC:
You can't... You must be put on trial.
shlin28:
I have control of all the lynch devices. I'm too important to be put on trial.
YLC:
It's not the townie way. You must respond to questioning!
Askthepizzaguy:
Please, don't!
YLC:
I need him!
Askthepizzaguy:
Please don't!
[YLC slices off shlin28's wrist]
shlin28:
AAAARRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!!! AAAARRRGGGGHHHH!!!!!
[Askthepizzaguy unleashes Force Lightning against shlin28. The brilliant blue lightning which eminated from Pizzaguy's fingers caused the keyboard to... type things.]
Askthepizzaguy:
POWER!!!!!! WALL OF TEXT POWER!!!!!!!
[shlin28 never expected the Spanish Inquisition. He is electrocuted and dropped a half a mile to his death.]
YLC:
What have I done?
Askthepizzaguy:
You're fulfilling your destiny, YLC. Become my apprentice. Learn to use the dark side of the force.
YLC:
I will do whatever you ask; Just be sure to join the sequel to the
Whispers in the Night mafia game.
Askthepizzaguy:
Of course. And be sure to sign up for invites to
Capo de Tutti Capi III by following the link in my signature.
YLC:
Just help me save the town from mafia.
Askthepizzaguy:
To use SkyNet... is a power only one has achieved but if we work together, I am sure you will discover the secrets.
YLC:
I pledge myself to your teachings.
Askthepizzaguy:
Good. Goooooooood.
[raspy breathing]
The Force is STRONG with you. A powerful Townie you will become. Henceforth, you shall be known as.... Darth.... pevergreen.
pevergreen:
W00T!!! I get to be part of the game at last!!!
---Later---
777Ares777:
I hear a new apprentice you have, Askthepizzaguy. Or should I call you Darth Sidious?
Askthepizzaguy:
Master Ares! Your survived....
777Ares777:
Surprised?
Askthepizzaguy:
Yeah, kinda, actually. You're usually lynched by now.
777Ares777:
I know. But I've been busy doing... townie things. Yeah, that's the ticket!
Askthepizzaguy:
Now you will experience the full power of the Dark Side.
[ATPG blasts Ares against the wall with Force Lightning. Meanwhile, Chaotix27 and YLC battle each other with lightsabers over the lava pits of Mustafar]
Askthepizzaguy:
I have waited a long time for this moment... my little... green... friend...
[Ares gets up off of the floor.]
Askthepizzaguy:
At last the mafia are no more!
777Ares777:
I'm a TOWNIE, dangit!!!
[Ares uses Force Push to toss Pizzaguy on his pepperoni-covered noggin.]
777Ares777:
At an end your blabbering is. And not soon enough it was.[Pizzaguy tries to escape...]
777Ares777:
If so powerful you are.... why leave?
[Ares pulls out his green lightsaber.]
Askthepizzaguy:
You will not stop me. YLC will become more powerful than either of us.
[Pizzaguy pulls out his red lightsaber.]
777Ares777:
Faith in your new apprentice, misplaced may be. As is your faith in Dark Side of the Force.
[Ares and Pizzaguy engage in the coolest lightsaber battle EVAR!!!]
meanwhile...
Chaotix27 and YLC have blue lightsabers at one another's throats. Chaotix flips YLC over, but YLC gets up and kicks him in the face. There was a lot of truly awesome stuff. I wish you could see this. It's a shame you can't... I'll just have to describe it to you. WOW!!! Did you see that? That was unbelievable. They use that force pushy thingy on one another and they both get slammed into a wall. Oops, there goes that thing which protects the platforms from the molten rocks below. Better hope they don't continue their fight over the lava..... OH LOOK!!! THEY ARE TOTALLY BATTLING OVER THE LAVA!!! I did NOT see that coming. YLC tries a desperate WIFOM-assisted flip over his opponent, who slices his arguments to pieces because they were un-townie. YLC feels the burning agony of the frustration that his suicidal behavior isn't compelling evidence that he's not the Godfather, and no one is listening. The good person known as YLC suicided that day... but the one known as Darth pevergreen lives on.
meanwhile...
777Ares777 and Askthepizzaguy duel on top of the Chancellor's hoverpod in the Townie Senate. Askthepizzaguy uses Force Lift to toss several arguments at Ares, who dodges several verbal accusations and hurls a few of them right back. Askthepizzaguy blasts Ares' green lightsaber out of his hands with Force Lightning, and Ares begins to absorb the dark energy flowing from Pizzaguy's big blabbering mouth, summoning one final blast which knocks them both down from the floating Hoverpod. Pizzaguy refused to shut up, and so Ares decided to simply ignore him.
777Ares777:
That's all right, Askthepizzaguy. pevergreen still has some of YLC's innocence in him.... and he's going to betray you someday. Until then, into exile I must go, to train pevergreen's son Mark Hamil how to be a Jedi, but apparently, not how to act.
[Ares leaves the townie chambers, and is promptly murdered to discredit Askthepizzaguy]
____________________________
[Many years later... Reenk Roink is battling Lord Vader aboard the Death Star]
Vader:
You cannot hide forever Reenk. Give yourself to the Dark Side. It is the only way you can save your friends. Your feelings betray you. Your thoughts for them are strong. Especially for.... Quintus. So... you are voting for Quintus. Your vote for him has now betrayed him too. Chaotix27 was wise to hide him from me. Now his failure is complete. If you will not turn to the dark side, then perhaps Quintus will.
Reenk Roink:
NOOOO!!!!!!!
[Reenk unleashes his blue light saber and begins battling Lord Vader, who carries a red lightsaber]
[Reenk votes for Andres]
Vader:
Arrgghhh!!!
Askthepizzaguy:
Heh heh heh heh heh heh.... Good!
Your hate has made you powerful. Now...
Fulfill your destiny, and leave your vote on Andres, and take your townie place at MY side.
Reenk Roink:
Never. I'll never turn to the Dark Side. You've failed, Pizzaguy. I am a Jedi... like the Godfather before me.
[Reenk Roink unvotes Lord Vader]
Askthepizzaguy:
So be it.... Jedi.
_____________
Askthepizzaguy:
If you will not be turned.... you will be destroyed!!!
[Askthepizzaguy unleashes force lightning on Reenk Roink, who screams in agony. It's really quite annoying to be questioned this way.]
Askthepizzaguy:
Young fool. Only now, at the end, do you understand.
[Lord Vader gets up]
Askthepizzaguy:
Your feeble skills are no match for the power of the Dark Side.
[Askthepizzaguy fires more lightning against Reenk]
Askthepizzaguy:
You have paid the price for your lack of vision.
Reenk Roink:
Godfather... Please!
Help me!!!!
Ahhh!!!
Askthepizzaguy:
Now, young Reenk Roink... you will die!
[Askthepizzaguy unleashes force lightning on Reenk Roink, and it's clear Reenk's attempts at deception aren't working. Askthepizzaguy knows that Lord Andres is the Godfather, but cannot do anything about it]
Lord Andres picks up Askthepizzaguy and tosses him towards the core of the Death Star.
Askthepizzaguy:
AAAARRRRGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
_________________
Andres:
Reenk.... help me take this mask off...
Reenk Roink:
But you'll die.
Andres:
Nothing can stop that now. Just for once, let me look on you with my own eyes.
[Reenk unmasks Andres as the Godfather]
Andres:
Now, go... my son. Leave me...
Reenk Roink:
No. You're coming with me. I won't leave you here, I've got to save you.
Andres:
You already have, Reenk. He was right. He was right about me. Tell Askthepizzaguy... he was right.
[Andres lights a cigar, and stops pretending to be hurt.]
Andres:
Ha ha ha ha ha!!!!! And for your excellent uh.... service.... Reenk Roink, you are now a Made Man. You've proven beyond any doubt your uh... true loyalties. Beer, cookies, and women for everyone that survived!
[Andres looks around]
Andres:
Ok, just us then... heh heh heh...
(And of course, it turns out that I was almost completely wrong about who the mafia were!)
THE END
The Godfather, Episode III
Created by Silver Rusher
Adaptation by GeneralHankerchief
Directed by Stephen_Spielburg187
Cast:
Anakin Skywalker- YLC
Obi-Wan Kenobi- Chaotix27
Count Dooku- Seamus Fermanagh
Darth Sidious- Askthepizzaguy
Master Yoda- 777Ares777
General Grievous- Sasaki Kojiro
Mace Windu- shlin28
Darth Maul- seireikhaan
Senator Amidala- boudica
Young Darth Vader- pevergreen
Viceroy Gunray- Beey187
Ki-Adi-Mundi- Psychonaut
Bail Organa- Quintus.JC
Boba Fett- TevashSzat
Jabba the Hutt- White_Eyes:D
Chewbacca- Gaius Scribonius Curio
Commander Cody- TinCow
Sebulba- Sigurd
Han Solo- glyphz
Watto- CountArach
Qui-gon Jinn- Ichigo
Jar-Jar Binks- Tratorix
Loyalist Lurker #1- Taka
Loyalist Lurker #2- Ignoramus
C-3P0- LittleGrizzly
R2-D2- Jolt
Jango Fett- Lord Winter
Luke Skywalker- Reenk Roink
Lord Vader- Andres
Extras:
"It's" man (Monty Python's Flying Circus)- Ituralde
Kenny McCormack (South Park)- Myrddraal
See you in the Godfather, Episode IV: A New Hope.
Re: Pizzaguy's Corner
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Originally Posted by shlin28
when GH gave me and Tevash our role PM's ....he thought we wouldn't last three rounds.....
but I can modify and make WIFOM like there is no tomorrow....
)....and he didn't send in his one write-up....I think he may never come back to the ORG....
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