*sigh*
Oh well...
Sometimes a name is just a name.
My kingdom for a
.
There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford
My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.
I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.
Having been given my vote back, I chose to give it too Mr. Fightmaster. That is a pretty cool name.![]()
At the end of the day politics is just trash compared to the Gospel.
I'll provide a thorough analysis of the names to show why John Wayne is the lamest of the three.
1: Max Fightmaster -
Max: Already a pretty good first name. Like Mad Max.
Fightmaster: **** YOU ALL, his name means the MASTER of FIGHTING. He could literally fight all the armies of the universe in a combined battle that takes up more space than this entire galaxy and win in 2 seconds!
2: Wolfman Beerworth
Wolfman: His name already has the word man in it, but it also has wolf. Also, werewolves/wolfmen are awesome.
Beerworth: It has the word "beer" in it.
3: John Wayne -
John: Classic. Somewhat manly in its simplicity, but also cliche.
Wayne: It's ok.
John Wayne may be manly, but his name isn't. This is the "Manliest Name Competition", not "Manliest MAN Competition".![]()
Without Hillary Clinton, John Wayne just became the new baddest guy around.
BLARGH!
Why didn't Arnie make it here? Shwartzie deserves his recognition. Or wait, he is also a politician. A Governor of California...
Bookmarks