Doughnuts Taste Better When They Are A Surprise

**Gregoshi** · 03-31-2009, 06:51

I love doughnuts, but they are very high on my "should not eat" list, therefore, I rarely touch them anymore.

Thus the "surprise" does not make them taste better for me as I get a high from the surprise and delight followed by a crashing downer when I remember I can't eat them.

**Yoyoma1910** · 03-31-2009, 07:02

Here's what I have to say to that.

**CountArach** · 03-31-2009, 07:11

Agreed completely - whenever I just buy myself a random doughnut I end up feeling fat.

**a completely inoffensive name** · 03-31-2009, 08:05

Everyone has a 100% chance of dying at some point over their lifetime, you should enjoy the time the best you can. More surprise doughnuts for me please.

**Aemilius Paulus** · 03-31-2009, 08:16

Originally Posted by a completely inoffensive name

Everyone has a 100% chance of dying at some point over their lifetime, you should enjoy the time the best you can. More surprise doughnuts for me please.

There is not enough time to enjoy if you die at 43 of a heart attack. May seem like enough for some of us now, but when we turn 40, we definitely will not be ready to die. Most people, when faced with death, will do just about anything to prolong their life. You will regret your rampant hedonism and optimism later

**rasoforos** · 03-31-2009, 10:17

Doughnuts taste better when you know how bad they are for you

Like the pork shoulder pieces in their own fat and jelly that I fried in butter 5 days ago.

Unhealthy food has a special place in my heart. Somewhere near the left ventricle I think...

**a completely inoffensive name** · 04-01-2009, 06:33

Originally Posted by Aemilius Paulus

There is not enough time to enjoy if you die at 43 of a heart attack. May seem like enough for some of us now, but when we turn 40, we definitely will not be ready to die. Most people, when faced with death, will do just about anything to prolong their life. You will regret your rampant hedonism and optimism later

If I have a heart attack with a doughnut in one hand and bacon in the other I will tell the ambulance to just move on, because I will never achieve a happier death then that. With my last breath I will laugh at you AP then proceed to swear because I just realized I won't be able to enjoy anymore doughnuts or bacon after the next two minutes.

Then everyone will clap for the man who lived life to the max and had no regrets.

Then they will go back to their tasteless, frozen lettuce salads and look in jealousy as they roll my body out of the restaurant due to the stretcher being too thin for me.

Finally, in my will I will leave the org 1,000,000 dollars to be paid evenly to Strike, Meth and a third person who guesses closest to the number I write on my will.

Yeah....not that I have thought this out or anything.

**Hooahguy** · 04-01-2009, 13:56

i just had a surprise boston creme doughnuts.... with choclate icing....

**Hosakawa Tito** · 03-31-2009, 10:54

Originally Posted by Gregoshi

I love doughnuts, but they are very high on my "should not eat" list, therefore, I rarely touch them anymore.

Thus the "surprise" does not make them taste better for me as I get a high from the surprise and delight followed by a crashing downer when I remember I can't eat them.

Doughnuts are a distant memory for me. However, I seem to recall that the best tasting doughnuts were the free ones. I really miss those blood sugar bombs...