need help...

[Prussian to the Iron]

oh i get it.....4-Hillbillies. gotcha

ok so i still have the matter of how can i find a way to talk to her?

[Yoyoma1910]

oh i get it.....4-Hillbillies. gotcha

ok so i still have the matter of how can i find a way to talk to her?

Get her to join 4-H with you.

[Prussian to the Iron]

Get her to join 4-H with you.

what? im no hillbilly. i dont even know if there is one around here, plus it looks boring as all hell.

[pevergreen]

Just show her what ub3r mirc0 you have. Knock on the door, then play a game of C&C Generals in your mind, acting out the keyboard and mouse. Show her how smooth your mouse grip is, how fast your fingers are on the keyboard.

Once she sees the micro, shes yours.


Yes, thats actually gotten me a girl. A hot one too, that doesnt play games.

[Yoyoma1910]

what? im no hillbilly. i dont even know if there is one around here, plus it looks boring as all hell.

Yes, well, I'm no hillbilly either. In fact, there aren't any hills at all where I'm from. Just mud and swamps.

As far as boring... well, what's your definition of boring? It's no more boring than some of the twaddle you'll have to listen to when you start dating girls.

My advice is not to date your neighbors. If things go south, or you just want to get away from them, everyday will be awkward. It'd be kind of like being married.

[KukriKhan]

oh i get it.....4-Hillbillies. gotcha

ok so i still have the matter of how can i find a way to talk to her?

Mow her lawn.

-edit-
If she's worthwhile (or well-brought up) she'll come out and offer you water.

Talk.

Then you're on your own.

[Strike For The South]

Mow her lawn.

And get dirty? Pishhhhshaaawwww

[KukriKhan]

And get dirty? Pishhhhshaaawwww

Heh. Young people.

Want attention? Do something.

Preferably, something constructive, not just cartwheels down the sidewalk.

"Hey, what are you doing?'

"Aww, I got bored doing our lawn for my Dad, and I still have half a tank of gas, so I figured..."

"It's kinda, like, dirty work, huh?"

"A little. But I don't mind. Water cleans it all away."

"Hey. Want some water?"

"OK"

Ten years and 3 babies later, they'll still talk about the 'Lawn Mower Day' with affection. And the kids will hate hearing it again for the 400th time.

Or:

She'll watch from behind the curtains and never come out, much less offer water. In which case: don't waste your time. She's not ready yet, and may have issues bigger than you wanna handle.

[Strike For The South]

1. Cartwheels down a sidewalk would start a convo. ESP if he can pull them off in rapid succession.

2. Im a man/flexs



I'll agree to your plan only if he walks over without telling anyone.

[Ice]

oh i get it.....4-Hillbillies. gotcha

ok so i still have the matter of how can i find a way to talk to her?

No need to be a dick.

As for the girl, why don't you tell your mom to invite her family over for dinner? It worked for a friend of mine back in the day.

[Strike For The South]

Just be outside. Flash a smile.

Have your mum invite them over for some food.

No need to be a dick.

As for the girl, why don't you tell your mom to invite her family over for dinner? It worked for a friend of mine back in the day.

How's it going amigo?

[Ice]

How's it going amigo?

Great minds think alike.

[Beefy187]

Two easy routes.

Ones what Strike and Kush suggested.

Second is the opposite. Be friend with the other mother and make them invite your family for dinner. Probs she'll introduce you to the girl

Theres other ways like chucking a baseball into their garden when the girls families aren't around, ask for a trick or treat together or what ever.. But important thing is to be your self, and don't expect the girl to be your lover to start with. Aim for her to be a friend first.

Oh and never go to a movie with a girl.. especially not just a two of you. While men prefers action films, girls like romance. So avoid it if you can. Horror is fine but horrors are often R18+

Good luck and do keep telling us the progress.

[Sigurd]

What about writing stuff to her and put it in her mailbox? (Or better send it via the postal service).
See if she runs out as soon as the post man comes along. If she does, you know you have succeeded. She will be looking for a secret admirer. The final letter will be signed and she will be knocking on your door.