Vermont Legalizes Gay Marriage

[Sasaki Kojiro]

People who are visciously against having onions in their food are most often secretly onions themselves - or the children of onion/human marriages that they don't want to talk about. They most likely dice onions at home and bathe in their juices as well. 78% of them have, at one point, had a sexual experience with an onion.

I know this because not only did I make it up, but it sounds good, demeans my opponents and adds to my arguement. Plus, I heard somewhere that a friend of a friend once read it in some sort of scientific article.

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/8772014

Department of Psychology, University of Georgia, Athens 30602-3013, USA.

The authors investigated the role of homosexual arousal in exclusively heterosexual men who admitted negative affect toward homosexual individuals. Participants consisted of a group of homophobic men (n = 35) and a group of nonhomophobic men (n = 29); they were assigned to groups on the basis of their scores on the Index of Homophobia (W. W. Hudson & W. A. Ricketts, 1980). The men were exposed to sexually explicit erotic stimuli consisting of heterosexual, male homosexual, and lesbian videotapes, and changes in penile circumference were monitored. They also completed an Aggression Questionnaire (A. H. Buss & M. Perry, 1992). Both groups exhibited increases in penile circumference to the heterosexual and female homosexual videos. Only the homophobic men showed an increase in penile erection to male homosexual stimuli. The groups did not differ in aggression. Homophobia is apparently associated with homosexual arousal that the homophobic individual is either unaware of or denies.

Would seem to be correlated more with bisexuality. Is just one study.