Do you like fishsticks?

[a completely inoffensive name]

Poll above....

[Lemur]

I love fishsticks. I like to put them in my mouth, over and over again. Sometimes I chew them with my teeth, but they're so freakin' tender, you can do the job with just your lips and tongue.

There ain't nothing a good American man can't find to like with a fishstick in his mouth.

[Aemilius Paulus]

Honestly, you have to specify which fishsticks. If you are pertaining to the ones made a la McDonalds/<insert fast food joint> then no. They do not count as fish, since the batter and grease far displaces the mass of the fish itself. Notice I omitted the word meat/flesh after "fish".

[seireikhaan]

No, I do not like fishsticks. And yes, I get the reference...

[Aemilius Paulus]

No, I do not like fishsticks. And yes, I get the reference...

Oh god, what is it now? What reference??

Am I a caveman? Does the act of refraining from viewing television, or films as of recently make me such an clueless person? I always seem to have trouble with "references".

[Oaty]

What are you a gay fish?

[Lemur]

Oh god, what is it now? What reference??

See for yourself. Warning, it's South Park, so you know darn well it isn't safe for work. Or small children. Of your mom.

[KukriKhan]

Shame that juvenile ignorance about fish reproduction is celebrated.

I hated fishsticks growing up. Burnt to a crisp, they got tossed on my plate as Friday food. I later learned that they had little resemblence to actual fish, and that there were no 'sticks' involved.

I had tempura-battered fish "sticks" tonight, for Good Friday. Yummie, with Ranch and Budweiser.

So yeah: I like fishsticks.

And just as a psa (Public Service Announcement): I offer this site, detailing the sexual orientation of fish in the reproductive process.

Excerpt:

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

In hermaphroditic reproduction, a single fish is both male and female, produces both eggs and sperm (either at the same time or at different times), and mates with other similar hermaphroditic fishes. External self-fertilization occurs in one hermaphroditic fish, which sheds egg and sperm simultaneously. In another, internal self-fertilization may occur. In certain fishes there is a time sequence of hermaphroditism, young fishes reversing their sex as they grow older.

[miotas]

Who doesn't like a few good fish fingers(do you yanks say everything wrong!?!?! ).

Although it has been a few years since I've had any.

[Aemilius Paulus]

Heh, I see. But I am well acquainted with the intricacies of fish reproduction, having read enough animal and biology textbooks and encyclopaedias. I was also aware of their sex-changing and hermaphroditism. Still, I saw no possible reference to that. I suppose I have not read into it. And heck, nothing like a popular telly show to raise people's awareness. I mean, I knew about fish reproduction, but it is in the back of my mind, as I read copious amounts of books. It takes South Park apparently to push it from the back of the mind to the front...

[Rhyfelwyr]

Who doesn't like a few good fish fingers(do you yanks say everything wrong!?!?! ).

Aaarrghh! Captain Birdseye would be proud!

[Hosakawa Tito]

Shame that juvenile ignorance about fish reproduction is celebrated.

I hated fishsticks growing up. Burnt to a crisp, they got tossed on my plate as Friday food. I later learned that they had little resemblence to actual fish, and that there were no 'sticks' involved.

I had tempura-battered fish "sticks" tonight, for Good Friday. Yummie, with Ranch and Budweiser.

So yeah: I like fishsticks.

And just as a psa (Public Service Announcement): I offer this site, detailing the sexual orientation of fish in the reproductive process.

Excerpt:

Fishsticks? I didn't even know fish had....er... never mind.

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

I like mine with dill relish tartar sauce, a sprinkle of ground red pepper and a Michelob Light, please.

[Thermal]

fishsticks = crab sticks = nice
fish FINGERS = battered = ok

[Rhyfelwyr]

What is a crab stick?

[Yoyoma1910]

What is a crab stick?

A stick that wakes up on the wrong side of the bed.

[Reverend Joe]

A stick that wakes up on the wrong side of the bed.

I prefer crab products myself: crab cakes, stuffed crab, fried soft shell crab... *drool*

Of course, any actual fried sea product is preferable to the abomination that is fish sticks.

@Miotas: We call them fish sticks because they're not actual fish fingers; in fact, it's questionable whether or not they consist of fish at all.

[Hax]

No, I'm a vegetarian.

[Megas Methuselah]

Do you like fishsticks?

S'alright.

[Hooahguy]

i live off them.

[miotas]

@Miotas: We call them fish sticks because they're not actual fish fingers; in fact, it's questionable whether or not they consist of fish at all.

yeah, it's always seemed strange to me, i doubt they are made from axolotls so they probably aren't real fingers, and they probably aren't even fish anyway.

fishfingers that are neither fingers nor fish.

[Beefy187]

Fish sticks.. One of the better things they had in the boarding house.

But not fish and chips... Never... again..

[Moros]

You know what's even better than fishsticks?


A 'Gah!' option.

[a completely inoffensive name]

I guess a lot of people didn't watch South Park....

[Sasaki Kojiro]

It doesn't quite work in print...

[Lemur]

You know what's even better than fishsticks?


A 'Gah!' option.

Think of the entire thread as one big Gah! and you won't be far off.

[Megas Methuselah]

I guess a lot of people didn't watch South Park....

You should've tried of a Family Guy reference.

[Reverend Joe]

You should've tried of a Family Guy reference.

[Megas Methuselah]

[a completely inoffensive name]

You don't ever mention such an unfunny show like Family Guy ever in this org.

If you want real comedy, watch this

http://tinyurl.com/bqqrvx

[Megas Methuselah]

... My first rickroll. You're quite a guy, ACIN.