Not going to be alone, not going on hiatus...

[miotas]

What the H E double hockey sticks? I thought this was still my advice thread.

I'm sorry, I will go and douse my head in some love to calm down.

[PershsNhpios]

ACIN, Askthepizzaguy, who knew I was innocent in a mafia game, nonetheless betrayed me and asked people to vote for my lynching.

What should I do?

[a completely inoffensive name]

I remember the words of a wise man...

"Do you know the Klingon proverb that tells us revenge is a dish that is best served cold?" -KAAAAAAAAHN

He would later die a horrible death at the hands of Captain James T. Kirk.

[a completely inoffensive name]

Looks like I will have to sign off for the time being. But don't worry, hopefully by the time I wake up, the mods will not have shut this down and/or someone will not have hijacked this advice thread of mine. Hope that fire problem works out for the best Pizzaguy!

-ACIN

[Askthepizzaguy]

Don't worry, I poured all my lighter fluid and my bottles of whiskey on it, and rolled around in some dry leaves and kindling, and amazingly, the fire is starting to go out, because I've been completely incincerated.

Problem solved!

[PanzerJaeger]

[PershsNhpios]

Wait a second!

*gasp!*

*kahhhh!*

Carry on!

[Askthepizzaguy]

you may want to edit out the run-together version, as it could be perceived as vulgarity.

The name Mike, etc... was removed and replaced. And that might have been borderline; but the run-together version is probably... definitely... probably not allowed.

lol Innuendo good. Explicit bad.

[Megas Methuselah]

It can't possibly be as perverted as the 3-word-story a while back. I can't believe the mods allowed it to run for the amazingly long time it did run for. Perhaps they enjoyed it??

[PershsNhpios]

I am going to find that thread, and enjoy it.

[CountArach]

Spam thread is spam...

[PershsNhpios]

We are not spamming, we are awaiting the return of our true prophetic advisor, ACIN, bless his name and soul.


That thread was absolutely perverted by the way, and also the one that Warman8 made.. my god..

[Askthepizzaguy]

Can I have a link to the threads in question?

[Megas Methuselah]

We are not spamming, we are awaiting the return of our true prophetic advisor, ACIN, bless his name and soul.


That thread was absolutely perverted by the way, and also the one that Warman8 made.. my god..

Ah, you enjoyed them, I see. Well, I can't judge you. But HAPPY BIRTHDAY, COMRADE!!!!

[Hooahguy]

When life hands you lemons, make some sort of lemon based drink.

i prefer lemon-meringue pie

[Askthepizzaguy]

Oh my, it's hooahguy... and his offensive signature line! Oh noes!

Runz away screaming politicial incorrectness!



Hides from the flags

[Hooahguy]

[Askthepizzaguy]

I am kidding of course.

[a completely inoffensive name]

I am back, and open to more questions for this advice thread!

[PershsNhpios]

Recently there was a scandal in the watchtower about SorBlade12 and desert.

Should I join the lynch mob?

Also, Tribesman is attacking Warman8 because he believes Warman8 is an immature game-addict as the result of home-schooling.
I was interested in the outcome of the argument, but the thread was closed.
What should I do?

[a completely inoffensive name]

Bust a move.

[Rhyfelwyr]

Recently there was a scandal in the watchtower about SorBlade12 and desert.

Should I join the lynch mob?

Also, Tribesman is attacking Warman8 because he believes Warman8 is an immature game-addict as the result of home-schooling.
I was interested in the outcome of the argument, but the thread was closed.
What should I do?

Pick every recent thread that got closed, and raise them in a thread that has already been accused of being spam and so the mods probably have their eyes on it.

You are trying to get this wonderful thread closed, begone traitor!

[PershsNhpios]

You mean, someone else could be reading this?

And they might want to close it?

ACIN - what should we do?

[a completely inoffensive name]

I have yet to hear how my previous advice has worked out. I must know this information before I can proceed with additional advice.

[tibilicus]

I have no idea what's going on in this thread whatsoever. All I've picked up is something about fire ants, futurama, lemons and a flag..

You people are crazy..

[Fixiwee]

I have no idea what's going on in this thread whatsoever. All I've picked up is something about fire ants, futurama, lemons and a flag..

You people are crazy..

This thread is now about exotic spices.

[PershsNhpios]

?gniloohcs-emoh tuoba woH
.morf tifeneb lla nac ew hcihw noissucsid a etaerc ot tpmetta dluohs ew kniht I yllufhturT

[miotas]

well if it helps, i followed your advice on the lemon based drink.

I squeezed the juice of 4 fresh lemons into a glass and skulled it right down.

That was 6 hours ago and my lips are still squeezed shut so tight that I can't speak, and my eyes are watering so badly I can hardly see the screen to type. Good thing I have you guys to talk to, what should I do ACIN?

*edit*
maybe i should try some of fixiwee's exotic spices?

[a completely inoffensive name]

Mix equal parts of a pound of Saffron, Pure Vanilla and Cardamom and try that.

[Megas Methuselah]

You people are crazy..

Hypocrite!