I think the most important thing is that Obama is an almost black man with a name that rhymes with Osama.

In this way, America has the support of Africa and the kingdom of the Middle-East.

Europe is busy trying to eliminate culture and Australia is on a leash.

Asia is mostly occupied with making our T-shirts for us, but wait!

What about China? That's where WWIII comes in!

Obama will do just fine, he just needs to smile and nod!