I think the most important thing is that Obama is an almost black man with a name that rhymes with Osama.
In this way, America has the support of Africa and the kingdom of the Middle-East.
Europe is busy trying to eliminate culture and Australia is on a leash.
Asia is mostly occupied with making our T-shirts for us, but wait!
What about China? That's where WWIII comes in!
Obama will do just fine, he just needs to smile and nod!
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