Advice Thread

[PershsNhpios]

Hello Vuk,

I have a question.
How does one shamelessly rip off an advice thread by creating an advice thread in the very same sub-forum?

I understand you are quite skilled at this.

Kindest, fancy regards,

Glenn.

[Vuk]

Hello Vuk,

I have a question.
How does one shamelessly rip off an advice thread by creating an advice thread in the very same sub-forum?

I understand you are quite skilled at this.

Kindest, fancy regards,

Glenn.

lol Glenn, I was not aware that there was currently an advise thread running. Perhaps you could give me a link to it. I have been wanting to do an advice thread for a long time, but do to time constraints, have not been able to. Recent debates between myself and ATPG have given me a great respect for him and his ability to reason however, so I thought of the idea of doing one jointly with him. (as his name suggests, this is his specialty) Since we are in different time zones, it works perfectly. I actually had an advice thread here before, but it was spammed to death and I eventually did not have time for it. I think both of those obstacles can be overcome this time though. I searched for advice threads and did not find them, I will search for threads you created and see if maybe that will yield better results.

Vuk

[Fragony]

Dear Vuk,

Just out of nowhere a friend of mine shows up with blue shoes, it really looks rediculous. Can I still take him seriously? Should I end our friendship?

Desperate Grasshopper

[a completely inoffensive name]

Dear Vuk,

Just out of nowhere a friend of mine shows up with blue shoes, it really looks rediculous. Can I still take him seriously? Should I end our friendship?

Desperate Grasshopper

This should be in my advice thread.

[Vuk]

Dear Vuk,

Just out of nowhere a friend of mine shows up with blue shoes, it really looks ridiculous. Can I still take him seriously? Should I end our friendship?

Desperate Grasshopper

Dear Desperate Grasshopper, what part of serious did you not read? Since I know that you would not post this if it was not serious, I will give you a serious answer. Do not take such a threat lightly. What starts off as blue shoes today, could be a metallic coat tomorrow. If you are armed and confident in your ability, I would suggest giving him a dose of double barreled love next time he shows up looking like that. If you do not have an arsenal of heavy weaponry at your command though, I would suggest calling the police...wait, they are probably in on it too. You had better get a large guard dog with an aversion to blue shoes, hang garlic outside your door, and practice with your light-saber. If you do not defend yourself, you may soon be the one in blue shoes. May the force be with you.


EDIT: any harm or serious illnesses such as death that you may acquire by following any advice given on this thread is your own stupid fault for taking advice on an internet forum seriously. That said I will try my best to give good, serious advice to serious questions.

[pevergreen]

My ex is offering to set me up with...a friend of hers, the one who nearly broke our relationship.

For the mental status of my ex, check the backroom.

Should I follow through with it?

[Vuk]

My ex is offering to set me up with...a friend of hers, the one who nearly broke our relationship.

For the mental status of my ex, check the backroom.

Should I follow through with it?

You gotta give me a little more information so that I can understand what is going on Pever. Why did you break up, who is this friend, how did she nearly make you break up, am I right in assuming what you mean by "set me up"?
If I knew the answers to those questions I could give you a lot better advice.

[Rhyfelwyr]

How do you smile on demand?

[Vuk]

How do you smile on demand?

Think of what you would like to do to Jennifer Ellison in a dark room...it works for me. Careful though, some times you will end up looking like a dirt old man. :P As I have never been a good picture person, maybe ATPG will be able to help you with this one.
Otherwise, my only advise is the above. (or a variant of it. What ever devilish thing brings a real smile to your face in real life.)

[pevergreen]

You gotta give me a little more information so that I can understand what is going on Pever. Why did you break up, who is this friend, how did she nearly make you break up, am I right in assuming what you mean by "set me up"?
If I knew the answers to those questions I could give you a lot better advice.

The situation really requires you trudging back about 20 pages in the backroom and reading a topic about her.

It was just to throw a SRS advice topic in there.

I'll get my coat.

[Beefy187]

You gotta give me a little more information so that I can understand what is going on pever. Why did you break up, who is this friend, how did she nearly make you break up, am I right in assuming what you mean by "set me up"?
If I knew the answers to those questions I could give you a lot better advice.

fixed

I recommend it pever. It sounds fun

[Strike For The South]

My ex is offering to set me up with...a friend of hers, the one who nearly broke our relationship.

For the mental status of my ex, check the backroom.

Should I follow through with it?

I missed this.

Guts, get in them.